[quakerjoe]

[aboonoor]

[deermouth]

[distinguishedbaloney]

[gay-irl]

[stockxfootage-deactivated201708]

[robanybody]

you’re all full of shit, y’all may hate the man, but i bet if you saw your president getting attacked, no matter how much you dislike him or disagree with him, I BET 93% of you will jump in and defend the fucker with your life, you’d fight to the death if you must, to save that hateful orange.

[capacity]

I would literally do crack to hit him harder

[yasferatu-deactivated20220102]

I am in tears at this lmaooo

[whitepeopletwitter]

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

moms be like “call me if you need me” and then leave their phone on the other side of the house charging the entire day

[feraligatr]

my mom left a voicemail saying to call her back and turned her phone off

[tall]

[unclefather]

I legitimately just cannot be a part of this family anymore

[pearlsasinger-deactivated202602]

i am a bright and colourful piñata and god is a 13 year old birthday boy whose parents have just announced their divorce.

[father-of-hope-and-fury]

[meanplastic]

[gucciboooty]

[haute-geek-on-the-run]

[biolizardboils]

everyone please look at this form harold filled out in kindergarten

[consider-it-shipped]

I am ready to re-join the classroom.

xNo

[gaycism]

I hope Harold H is having a good day

[thebootydiaries]

me looking for my dignity after being left on read twice in a row 

[psilocyboi]

Stoners be like: I function better when I’m high! *sits in silence with mouth open*