giraffe erections

(◕‿◕✿) go eat shit u fucker (◕‿◕✿) (◕‿◕✿) (◕‿◕✿) (◕‿◕✿)

[i-fucked-ur-dad]

[wavymeech]

[britneysbaldhead-deactivated201]

"tell the class a little about yourself"

[seereezy]

manager: sir your resume just says “good looking and talented”

me: am I lying though?

manager: …youre right, Im sorry youre hired

[thebhoywiththearabstrap]

[clockpurseisgone-deactivated202]

[wyomings]

going back to school after a weekend of nothing productive

[bloodcookie-deactivated20150330]

[4utom4t1c-blog]

[catleecious]

[highwaypegasus]

[forever]

just imagine how hard it would be to explain the concept of the internet to someone from the 1800s or even the early 1900s like who the hell came up with the idea of websites and proxys and all that it makes my head hurt just thinking about it

[justtouchedawkwardly-deactivate]

[pruningthisbranch-deactivated20]

you ever want to cry and laugh at the same time 

[imgfave]

[gleeson666-blog]

what the fuck is this

[ultracrispytaco-deactivated2015]

bazinga

[deletingthisbyeeveryone-deactiv]

He looks so proud

[bidoof]

like ten years ago i drew a comic strip entitled “if the president were a moth” in which the president is a human sized moth watching the olympics and when they light the torch it flies off in pursuit of it and then two cia guys stand up and shout “MR. PRESIDENT!!!!!!!” i was really ahead of my time