Wannabe flying monkey

I'm an unfunny person that shouldn't be allowed to blog and share such pitiful humor

[nokia-yeskia]

@ambivalen-tt​ @steadytoadcloddonkey​ @samxoxox0​ @rajluvkhushi-blog​ @seesir​ @longnecker-magdalena46u41v​ @tranchak-galyaw2g475​ @jeezsam​ @fuckmetroysivan​ @clevertastemakerfest​ @littlelovekin​ @who-stole-my-mankini​ @beach-blondy2468101214826767676​ @lionsharkspirit​ @insert-funny-url-here123456789​ @thatsinaccurate​ @imclearlydeeplookatmydp​ @unimpressedsloth​ @laurenpoe1​ @devotedlymysticalsandwich​ @bronislav95v​ @cmon-bby​ @awkwardfemaleparent​ @ethereal-b​ @redlippedbatfishismyspirita-blog​ @nbrewstah​ @masterbeast76​ @dooglunga​ @gethappybrov​ @your-local-sad-gay96​ @aintnobodygotatimeforthat​ @fantasticwhale​ @lunaskitty​ @trubleinparadise-blog​ @relax-bitch-be-cool-blog​ @shambrose​ @the-awkward-platypus​ @peace-love-and-food​ @costco-membership​ @waaastedddd​ @funny-stuff-1-like​ @pocillovy​ @paranoidinpink​ @migratingindiestyle​ @the-perksofbeingatwat​ @thatissonotok​ @cattweed​ @yousernamesblr-blog​ @chelseabermea​ @janietimelady​ @saltednutcaramel​ @the-brave-little-toaster​ @thesillygoosee​ @jaelinobrien​ @lunnith​ @tofumeat98​ @theguardiansofasgaard1​ @starbridalgown​ @thephandomfangirl​ @eyessclosedd​ @let-m3fall​ @okehtbh​ @dr-phrasing​ @allantruong​ @starrfiyre​ @masturrnate​ @levilouu​ @enjoylifedaily​ @aanalovesme​ @wheresitstay​ @unclemau​ @wild-yet-caged​ @perksofdisney​ @emilydewindt​ @sirenstoner​ @zaddy-o​ @mypinkbabyblanket​ @ctaylor0216​ @urbraverthanubelieve​ @berylll​ @techcrazyfan​ @sarahswilley​ @i-shower-naked​ @yomamaspenis​ @ay-you-know-its-me-blog​ @ombraid​ @bognipoo​ @tyyler-martinn-blog​ @theklemen​ @kaylinb32​ @casssafrazz​ @miseryscompanyy24-blog​ @0fficialcanada​ @galluzzer​ @poetryinstreets​ @whoareyouwearingthemfor​ @hopelessdreams101​ @oh-oxymoron​ @tinyescapes​ @psychohosebeast123​

[nokia-yeskia]

@ambivalen-tt​ @steadytoadcloddonkey​ @samxoxox0​ @rajluvkhushi-blog​ @seesir​ @longnecker-magdalena46u41v​ @tranchak-galyaw2g475​ @jeezsam​ @fuckmetroysivan​ @clevertastemakerfest​ @littlelovekin​ @who-stole-my-mankini​ @beach-blondy2468101214826767676​ @lionsharkspirit​ @insert-funny-url-here123456789​ @thatsinaccurate​ @imclearlydeeplookatmydp​ @unimpressedsloth​ @laurenpoe1​ @devotedlymysticalsandwich​ @bronislav95v​ @cmon-bby​ @awkwardfemaleparent​ @ethereal-b​ @redlippedbatfishismyspirita-blog​ @nbrewstah​ @masterbeast76​ @dooglunga​ @gethappybrov​ @your-local-sad-gay96​ @aintnobodygotatimeforthat​ @fantasticwhale​ @lunaskitty​ @trubleinparadise-blog​ @relax-bitch-be-cool-blog​ @shambrose​ @the-awkward-platypus​ @peace-love-and-food​ @costco-membership​ @waaastedddd​ @funny-stuff-1-like​ @pocillovy​ @paranoidinpink​ @migratingindiestyle​ @the-perksofbeingatwat​ @thatissonotok​ @cattweed​ @yousernamesblr-blog​ @chelseabermea​ @janietimelady​ @saltednutcaramel​ @the-brave-little-toaster​ @thesillygoosee​ @jaelinobrien​ @lunnith​ @tofumeat98​ @theguardiansofasgaard1​ @starbridalgown​ @thephandomfangirl​ @eyessclosedd​ @let-m3fall​ @okehtbh​ @dr-phrasing​ @allantruong​ @starrfiyre​ @masturrnate​ @levilouu​ @enjoylifedaily​ @aanalovesme​ @wheresitstay​ @unclemau​ @wild-yet-caged​ @perksofdisney​ @emilydewindt​ @sirenstoner​ @zaddy-o​ @mypinkbabyblanket​ @ctaylor0216​ @urbraverthanubelieve​ @berylll​ @techcrazyfan​ @sarahswilley​ @i-shower-naked​ @yomamaspenis​ @ay-you-know-its-me-blog​ @ombraid​ @bognipoo​ @tyyler-martinn-blog​ @theklemen​ @kaylinb32​ @casssafrazz​ @miseryscompanyy24-blog​ @0fficialcanada​ @galluzzer​ @poetryinstreets​ @whoareyouwearingthemfor​ @hopelessdreams101​ @oh-oxymoron​ @tinyescapes​ @psychohosebeast123​

[nokia-yeskia]

@ambivalen-tt​ @steadytoadcloddonkey​ @samxoxox0​ @rajluvkhushi-blog​ @seesir​ @longnecker-magdalena46u41v​ @tranchak-galyaw2g475​ @jeezsam​ @fuckmetroysivan​ @clevertastemakerfest​ @littlelovekin​ @who-stole-my-mankini​ @beach-blondy2468101214826767676​ @lionsharkspirit​ @insert-funny-url-here123456789​ @thatsinaccurate​ @imclearlydeeplookatmydp​ @unimpressedsloth​ @laurenpoe1​ @devotedlymysticalsandwich​ @bronislav95v​ @cmon-bby​ @awkwardfemaleparent​ @ethereal-b​ @redlippedbatfishismyspirita-blog​ @nbrewstah​ @masterbeast76​ @dooglunga​ @gethappybrov​ @your-local-sad-gay96​ @aintnobodygotatimeforthat​ @fantasticwhale​ @lunaskitty​ @trubleinparadise-blog​ @relax-bitch-be-cool-blog​ @shambrose​ @the-awkward-platypus​ @peace-love-and-food​ @costco-membership​ @waaastedddd​ @funny-stuff-1-like​ @pocillovy​ @paranoidinpink​ @migratingindiestyle​ @the-perksofbeingatwat​ @thatissonotok​ @cattweed​ @yousernamesblr-blog​ @chelseabermea​ @janietimelady​ @saltednutcaramel​ @the-brave-little-toaster​ @thesillygoosee​ @jaelinobrien​ @lunnith​ @tofumeat98​ @theguardiansofasgaard1​ @starbridalgown​ @thephandomfangirl​ @eyessclosedd​ @let-m3fall​ @okehtbh​ @dr-phrasing​ @allantruong​ @starrfiyre​ @masturrnate​ @levilouu​ @enjoylifedaily​ @aanalovesme​ @wheresitstay​ @unclemau​ @wild-yet-caged​ @perksofdisney​ @emilydewindt​ @sirenstoner​ @zaddy-o​ @mypinkbabyblanket​ @ctaylor0216​ @urbraverthanubelieve​ @berylll​ @techcrazyfan​ @sarahswilley​ @i-shower-naked​ @yomamaspenis​ @ay-you-know-its-me-blog​ @ombraid​ @bognipoo​ @tyyler-martinn-blog​ @theklemen​ @kaylinb32​ @casssafrazz​ @miseryscompanyy24-blog​ @0fficialcanada​ @galluzzer​ @poetryinstreets​ @whoareyouwearingthemfor​ @hopelessdreams101​ @oh-oxymoron​ @tinyescapes​ @psychohosebeast123​

[nokia-yeskia]

@ambivalen-tt​ @steadytoadcloddonkey​ @samxoxox0​ @rajluvkhushi-blog​ @seesir​ @longnecker-magdalena46u41v​ @tranchak-galyaw2g475​ @jeezsam​ @fuckmetroysivan​ @clevertastemakerfest​ @littlelovekin​ @who-stole-my-mankini​ @beach-blondy2468101214826767676​ @lionsharkspirit​ @insert-funny-url-here123456789​ @thatsinaccurate​ @imclearlydeeplookatmydp​ @unimpressedsloth​ @laurenpoe1​ @devotedlymysticalsandwich​ @bronislav95v​ @cmon-bby​ @awkwardfemaleparent​ @ethereal-b​ @redlippedbatfishismyspirita-blog​ @nbrewstah​ @masterbeast76​ @dooglunga​ @gethappybrov​ @your-local-sad-gay96​ @aintnobodygotatimeforthat​ @fantasticwhale​ @lunaskitty​ @trubleinparadise-blog​ @relax-bitch-be-cool-blog​ @shambrose​ @the-awkward-platypus​ @peace-love-and-food​ @costco-membership​ @waaastedddd​ @funny-stuff-1-like​ @pocillovy​ @paranoidinpink​ @migratingindiestyle​ @the-perksofbeingatwat​ @thatissonotok​ @cattweed​ @yousernamesblr-blog​ @chelseabermea​ @janietimelady​ @saltednutcaramel​ @the-brave-little-toaster​ @thesillygoosee​ @jaelinobrien​ @lunnith​ @tofumeat98​ @theguardiansofasgaard1​ @starbridalgown​ @thephandomfangirl​ @eyessclosedd​ @let-m3fall​ @okehtbh​ @dr-phrasing​ @allantruong​ @starrfiyre​ @masturrnate​ @levilouu​ @enjoylifedaily​ @aanalovesme​ @wheresitstay​ @unclemau​ @wild-yet-caged​ @perksofdisney​ @emilydewindt​ @sirenstoner​ @zaddy-o​ @mypinkbabyblanket​ @ctaylor0216​ @urbraverthanubelieve​ @berylll​ @techcrazyfan​ @sarahswilley​ @i-shower-naked​ @yomamaspenis​ @ay-you-know-its-me-blog​ @ombraid​ @bognipoo​ @tyyler-martinn-blog​ @theklemen​ @kaylinb32​ @casssafrazz​ @miseryscompanyy24-blog​ @0fficialcanada​ @galluzzer​ @poetryinstreets​ @whoareyouwearingthemfor​ @hopelessdreams101​ @oh-oxymoron​ @tinyescapes​ @psychohosebeast123​

[nokia-yeskia]

@ambivalen-tt​ @steadytoadcloddonkey​ @samxoxox0​ @rajluvkhushi-blog​ @seesir​ @longnecker-magdalena46u41v​ @tranchak-galyaw2g475​ @jeezsam​ @fuckmetroysivan​ @clevertastemakerfest​ @littlelovekin​ @who-stole-my-mankini​ @beach-blondy2468101214826767676​ @lionsharkspirit​ @insert-funny-url-here123456789​ @thatsinaccurate​ @imclearlydeeplookatmydp​ @unimpressedsloth​ @laurenpoe1​ @devotedlymysticalsandwich​ @bronislav95v​ @cmon-bby​ @awkwardfemaleparent​ @ethereal-b​ @redlippedbatfishismyspirita-blog​ @nbrewstah​ @masterbeast76​ @dooglunga​ @gethappybrov​ @your-local-sad-gay96​ @aintnobodygotatimeforthat​ @fantasticwhale​ @lunaskitty​ @trubleinparadise-blog​ @relax-bitch-be-cool-blog​ @shambrose​ @the-awkward-platypus​ @peace-love-and-food​ @costco-membership​ @waaastedddd​ @funny-stuff-1-like​ @pocillovy​ @paranoidinpink​ @migratingindiestyle​ @the-perksofbeingatwat​ @thatissonotok​ @cattweed​ @yousernamesblr-blog​ @chelseabermea​ @janietimelady​ @saltednutcaramel​ @the-brave-little-toaster​ @thesillygoosee​ @jaelinobrien​ @lunnith​ @tofumeat98​ @theguardiansofasgaard1​ @starbridalgown​ @thephandomfangirl​ @eyessclosedd​ @let-m3fall​ @okehtbh​ @dr-phrasing​ @allantruong​ @starrfiyre​ @masturrnate​ @levilouu​ @enjoylifedaily​ @aanalovesme​ @wheresitstay​ @unclemau​ @wild-yet-caged​ @perksofdisney​ @emilydewindt​ @sirenstoner​ @zaddy-o​ @mypinkbabyblanket​ @ctaylor0216​ @urbraverthanubelieve​ @berylll​ @techcrazyfan​ @sarahswilley​ @i-shower-naked​ @yomamaspenis​ @ay-you-know-its-me-blog​ @ombraid​ @bognipoo​ @tyyler-martinn-blog​ @theklemen​ @kaylinb32​ @casssafrazz​ @miseryscompanyy24-blog​ @0fficialcanada​ @galluzzer​ @poetryinstreets​ @whoareyouwearingthemfor​ @hopelessdreams101​ @oh-oxymoron​ @tinyescapes​ @psychohosebeast123​

[zanimez]

[plasmalogical]

[onlytwitterpics]

[darkmatters-world]

[nahimoffthis-deactivated2018091]

Maneuvers

[beeshibe]

my mom just came to me and ranted about how everyone is making this facebook status that says, “raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree”. she was so baffled by this because she said, “you were pretty easy to raise as teenagers. all you did was sleep and eat.” 

so to prove some point she’s going to nail a small cup of jello to a tree. 

[beeshibe]

she’s so pleased with her self

incredible

parents are weird 

[voidbat]

yeah but this is about as accurate as it gets.

you say “nail jello to a tree” and most people think jello all by itself.

but if you put any actual thought into what you’re doing and then give it just a little support

well gosh. look what happens.

please tell your mom good job.

[w0wls]

Cover your kids in plastic and watch them flourish

[onlygodknowsimgood63]

[bakersnail100]

habby worm boy is yell at sky

[purveyoroflimes100]

Why scream

[madsciences]

he is challenging the gods

[pammiejr]

[thecommonchick]

my life in a tweet

[alternativeblkgal]

awwww omg

[archgynoid]

Ok but this is actually really sweet, awww

[zikkimyeyin]

[kumasenpai]

Brah

[fonzworthcutlass]

damn she thicc

[khanos-deactivated20170219]

these pancakes have been to dr. miami

[happynewfears-deactivated201701]

damn im tryna slide thru

[sirl33te]

your girl gone to the store and she leaves you alone with these pancakes. what you gonna do?

[nonamenonewhatsoever]

[thomas-sanders-with-vine]

Before Going Anywhere 🕰

[artsyfartsychick]

literally me

[r-owlett]

Logic: Let’s try again. How long does it take to get ready?

Thomas: Thirty minutes.

Logic: And how long to get there?

Thomas: Thirty minutes.

Logic: And when do you have to be there?

Thomas: In sixty minutes.

Logic: SO…?

Thomas: Mmm, ten more minutes

Logic: [frustrated noise]

[punceuponatime]

When you’re gay in your house with nobody else you’re homolone