ok

she on a diet but her pockets eatin cheesecake um

[buttsec]

an unfamiliar cat: (approaches me)

me, internally: this cat senses my inner worth

[twitterlols]

[slightmood]

[sillyraycyrus]

my mom posted this on my facebook wall because i dont want to go to the zoo with her

[tankaramo]

the peak of online communication is having different convos with the same person in different chats all at the same time

[powerburial]

[xsuggestion]

“You should never bottle up your emotions,” I say, kicking seventeen Emotion Bottles™ under the carpet.

[trapcard]

me: not everyone is worth engaging

me as soon as someone tries me: lmfao okay you bottle neck having bitch first of all-

[swarnpert]

snort xanax in one nostril and adderall in the other nostril and let god sort out the rest

[best-of-memes]

[slowheart]

me, as a spy: ok gotta be quiet gotta be sneaky my joints: *crack*

[erarg]

sitcom where people gradually get killed off and their spot in the opening title theme is replaced with dead silence

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

I love locking my door like…you’re not coming in lmfao

[thebootydiaries]

[theoldestchorusgirlintheworld]

I feel fundamentally dishonest using the phrase “low key” so often because inside my heart and soul I’m actually and unambiguously and inappropriately obsessively 100% full scale high key about literally everything I ever think and feel and look at.

[itchycoil]

Whenever you’re feeling sudden calm its because I took your voodoo doll out for a picnic on a grassy hill

[roachpatrol]

thank you

[felyne-comrade]