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Is it sick and twisted to want to have a chocolate bar?

you are a member of one of the only mammal species capable of safely metabolising the compounds in chocolate without risking death. it's more twisted to NOT want to have a chocolate bar. take advantage of your biology. devour that thang. (suddenly too serious about it) it's your right as a sapien

by Dumpster

my friend who’s studying to be a nuclear scientist is facing man made horrors beyond my comprehension, and not even the normal ones you’d expect from being a nuclear scientist

mollyjames

*inserting new RAM into my 10 year old motherboard* "Shhh... hey, hey! It's okay girl. I didn't mean to startle you. I know it's been a little while. I've got a nice little treat for you here, okay? It's going to help you run smoother. There now, see? That wasn't so bad. I'm sorry girl. I didn't realize how much stress I've been putting you under, streaming Elden Ring with only 8 GB of memory... No wonder you're having trouble with Baldur's Gate 3. You've been doing so good though. I know you'll probably have to go soon, but we still got a few good years left. Hopefully this will help ease any pain you've been feeling. I'm going to put the cover back on the case now, okay? I love you."

cutecipher

tsuquilisda

rebecca black was right. It’s Friday

trangoldin

The state of litigation on anti-drag and anti-trans laws is so weird bc a lot of times the courts will be like "well if we just read the plain text of this law, its fine because it just says you can't take your kids to watch drag queens strip" but the law itself is titled shit like "the FUCK QUEERS Act" and the right sees it and is like cool, time to call in bomb threats to every place i see with a pride flag and the liberal left is like well we must immediately bend over and accommodate the new reality which means cancelling all our gay shit and firing any trannies that work for us

Like its true that the legal situation on paper for queer people in this country is not yet totally fucked, but this pattern of "the right sees everything as a green light for more violence, while the liberals see everything as an excuse to get scared and start firing transsexuals" i what's rly fucking us!

trangoldin

So many of the Trump executive orders are just glorified press releases with no legal force and yet every lib in this country was like well golly gee gosh I guess its all over time to put on my swastika wristband

notahorseindisguise

some kids came on the train and saw someone they knew hopping on yhe train at the next station. one of them goes "yo is that gay sam??" and im like ughhh. okay is that what we're doing. and then sam comes over and theyre like GAY SAM WHATS UPP and gay sam is like NOT MUCH IM GOODDD IM FRIED RIGHT NOWW and they were like classic sam. so. thats on me for assuming honestly

cleaningouttherooms

actually you'll find that the issue with my political enemies is that they're stupid and uneducated and illiterate and can't handle the real world and they failed english class and also shut-in losers who don't go outside and don't have friends and don't have sex and need to get some real problems and who nobody likes and also they're freaks and not normal and weirdos who need therapy or maybe to get shoved into a locker and to get some help i mean this in the nicest way possible and also hysterical bitches who look too much into things and think saying go outside is ableist and they're childish immature entitled babies having meltdowns asking for a later bedtime and also their family doesn't like them very much plus they're unemployed and don't do any physical labor so they have too much time to think about things and also they have brainrot and are brain damaged and also brainless i guess a lot of it is an issue with their brain i suppose plus they're gluttonous addicts who can't control their disgusting urges and whose will - sorry, attention span - is diseased and who are delusional and irrational and they're perverts who look strange and off-putting and they jack off to weird porn. so as you can see the evilness of their various ideologies is self evident

blimbo-buddy

I once remember seeing a post somewhere else talking about people making headcanons for characters that makes their version not even resemble the original anymore and might as well be an oc. I thought "haha yeah I think it can stifle creativity a bit" but then I went down into the replies and it got racist real fast

txttletale

i think something about bionicle that really helped it sink its claws into autistic children was how insanely specific and odd the powers all were. bionicles were always doing some shit to each other's density or molecules or gravitational field. for every conflict resolved by (as one would expect from a toyline) the good guy blasting the bad guy with his elemental blast, there was at least one resolved by insane troll physics causing a bad guy to trap himself in a plasma labyrinth or some shit. like if worm was also looney tunes

txttletale