hiiiiiiiiiiiii welcome to my problem

it/she - 23 - "gamer" - known as the sharpest user on tumblr - if i could draw i would make many robots to kiss - sometimes nsfw

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

to every girl whos blod, i mean blog, ive been a part of. thank you. and the virus is spreading. and the tigermen are spreading.

[thelensart]

Ain't nothing bad about moving on (1/4)

[thelensart]

Ain't nothing bad about moving on (2/4)

[thelensart]

Ain't nothing bad about moving on (3/4)

[thelensart]

Ain't nothing bad about moving on (4/4) (it's always a beautiful day)

[tamamita]

My fellow Americans, if you vote me in, I promise I will concede on everything

[tsukinoinaba]

allowing yourself to be voted in rather than conceding the race in the first place. another politician breaking their promises.

[tamamita]

[tamamita]

wooow, labour MP btw

[rui-cifer]

not just any MP, but an undersecretary for migration and citizenship. this guy is one of the MPs that has a direct hand on the genuinely horrific treatment of migrants and refugees in the UK, including shipping them off to the UK's former colony after unilaterally declaring the colony to be safe, as well as stripping the migrant and refugees of their heirlooms in the name of "paying for their migration in the UK with their own assets." Starmer's cabinet is filled with people whose bloodsoaked hands will never wash out like these.

[witchpassing]

[tamamita]

Feels good

[hesperocyon-lesbian]

I genuinely cannot think of any other occasion in which an imperialist power was forced to pay war reparations to a state that isn’t a fellow imperialist power

[tamamita]

The US american tax dollars will finally come to good use, alhamdulillah

[lesbianshepard]

on my "don't walk to metlife" post I kept seeing people say that drivers would "bergentruck" pedestrians on the turnpike and it turns out that that's a reference to an Undertale meme where a character purposefully runs over people, but the portion of the jersey turnpike that goes to metlife is bergen county, and I had just instantly accepted that there was a term specifically referring to jersey drivers from there. I didn't even question it. Neither would you, if you had ever driven there.

[lesbianshepard]

posters: if you try to walk on the jersey turnpike they will bergentruck you without hesitation.

me, unfamiliar with undertale memes, but familiar with driving through north jersey: fuckin yeah they will.

[kyoukorpse]

I will be friends with everyone on earth.

[rabbitdyke]

there's a special place in heaven for girls that let me bite them btw

[scissorsaint]

Yaaaawn! Call me when they're covered in blood and having gay sex

[shosostrip7]

A pet peeve of mine is when people don't understand the difference between millipedes and centipedes

[shosostrip7]

Pay attention because I will only explain it once

Did you get it ?

[just-let-me-drink]

[childmagazine]

someone from 1997 wished me good luck. it’s like someone from so many years back knows your struggles and i just, i think i’m gonna cry

[that-space-boy]

reblogging for luck from friend in 1997

[did-you-know]

The oldest living tree ever found was a pine named “Prometheus.” It had been alive since before the Egyptian pyramids were built. Some guy cut it down in 1964. Source

[aclockworknick]

he was actually a forestry graduate student who was doing research on bristlecone pines (Pinus langaevea) and got his increment borer stuck in the tree. this tool costs almost $800, so he asked the forest service if he could cut down the tree to recover the tool. after cutting it down, it became apparent that the tree was actually the oldest living organism. ever. (around 8,000 years old). so, not just some asshole. the guy feels extremely guilty and has even broken down in tears during an interview about the accident

[wellshitcaitlin]

OH MY GOD SO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY

So after the grad student cut down the tree and discovered it was the oldest tree in the world he quit studying forestry and went to study salt flats (can’t cut down the oldest trees in the world on salt flats no siree none of that happening) and he was being interviewed about his research, but in the middle of the interview the reporter just stops and says “wait aren’t the guy that…”

And he just takes off running. Literally. Turns around and runs across the salt flats away from the interview and I feel so bad for him but I can’t help but start crying I’m laughing so hard about it imagine a guy high tailing it across salt flats away from a dude with a recorder

[thoughtsofadame]

its so different to know it was an accident and that NO ONE was aware until after. its not like this was one ignorant guy cutting down a fucking relic.

[optimysticals]

I’m glad it was an accident and not like the perks who purposefully cut down the Sycamore Gap Tree.

[valtsv]

i bet using your body as a human shield feels kind of good before it really doesn't

[wirelessmousegirl]

You're just saying that because your a sick pervert who gets off to themes and ideas

[07242024-deactivated20240725]

[fhauly]

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

[heirtocragflame]

I am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014