what if the entire sdr2 cast was in trickster mode - a cursed post by me, for you, and more importantly just to mess with colors
also a couple additional things:
- Chiaki is the only one who’s completely lucid during the outbreak, Twogami is there/isn’t there sometimes depending on how much he can keep the sugar rush in his head at bay
-Fuyuhiko’s first choice for sweets was karintos but he kept eating them so the trickster virus(?) actively decided to change its form
-Teruteru is basically the same but with brighter colors
Ahh, I loved them so much! Thank you for doing my request! And if you still have the writing for the poly one, you could totally post it. I’m not complaining. Hot damn, that was great! Don’t mind if I put in another request, this one for the three of them separately with a short reader (like < 5’3)? I know it’s super self-indulgent, but your stuff is great and this is the first time I’ve ever gotten on the request bandwagon. I always come late to the fandom party, but for once I get to see and contribute to the tiny seed that’s sprouting here on Tumblr. Once again, thank you so much for doing my request and quickly at that! I wish I could hug you!
I fear I was able to complete your first request with due time, but not so much this time around, and for that, I deeply apologize. But I thank you profusely for leaving me with your request anyway♡
This will be self-indulgent for me as well, as I stand at a RECORD 5′2.
The bonus content I had for you from your request here, I’ll gladly make a post about that, soon♡~
-- Ryan
Thanatos:
✧ Stands magnificently between 6′ and 6′2
✧ Mostly because I don’t want to come up with a specific number, this is the shortest I see him being, and the tallest I see him being.
✧ For the most part, the height difference in the beginning doesn’t really affect him.
✧ He doesn’t really think much of it, as he’s used to people being shorter than him.
✧ It’s not until he takes notice that you’re much smaller even than Zagreus and Meg, who are already shorter than he is.
✧ He’s acutely aware of your stature, after that, watching you work about the House, struggling to reach things, always looking up at everyone, and your feet dangling from any chair you sat on.
✧ He’ll take things off a shelf, or place it there, if he sees you struggling with the height. As you both talk, he’s wondering in the back of his mind if it bothers you to crane your neck like that to see him.
✧ He does little things he can to help you with your plight.
✧ To clarify, he doesn’t think you’re helpless, as you’ve proven time and time again that you’re more than capable of a lot of things.
✧ All in all, he’d be thoughtful with a shorter lover. I think your height endears him a bit, as well, and he leans on it as an excuse to help you around.
Hypnos:
✧ Slouches between 5′11 and 6′ (probably putting him at 6′-6′2 if you wanna)
✧ I don’t want to pin a specific number on him, either, but taking into consideration he’s his brother, I don’t see him to be extremely different than Thanatos in height.
✧ Absolutely ADORES this.
✧ Although he’s by no means on the short side, compared to many other gods he’s quite lithe, and the way he slouches as he floats gives the illusion he’s shorter than many others, including his own brother.
✧ He’s kinda aware he’s at a sizable disadvantage (pun intended).
✧ So when he’s with you, he feels all sorts of capable and useful. He could be there to help you with his bonus height, reaching things for you, or showing off his wider wing span by holding things open with enough room for you to pass under his arm.
✧ He might even try to show off by straightening his back once in a while.
✧ You’ve inspired him enough to work on his posture. Thanatos will have to remind himself to thank you later.
✧ He can’t help it, you’re so cute, and short, and actually smaller than he is, he has to dote on you.
Zagreus:
✧ A hot take: stands between 5′9 and 5′11.
✧ I know he’s referred to as “short one” by Asterius throughout the game, but I don’t think Zagreus would be any shorter than 5′9. Asterius is just absurdly tall.
✧ Following the same vein as Hypnos, he’s kinda used to being the runt, as his father constantly refers to him as “boy” and others do pick on his height being “rather short for a god”.
✧ In this case he might even get an ego boost if he’s that much taller than his lover. Doing anything he can, knowing he can show off to you.
✧ He would be more prone than the other two in thinking your height was equivalent to your frailty.
✧ He doesn’t mean it insultingly, but from what he knows of his own life and his own fights in getting out of the Underworld is that someone of your height might get easily trampled by the Wretches.
✧ Because of this, he’s very protective of you. He’d always make a mental note of where you are in a room if you’re not within arms reach of him.
✧ He’s definitely enamored with your height, and will call you nicknames that follow the direction of “little one” and things like that.
✧ By doing so, he hopes he’s not making you feel insecure but rather proud in that identity, that he can admire you for being so strong and capable despite your size.
Hey, this is my first time doing a request and I don’t know if this is the right place to put it (I hope it is). But I was wondering if you do do multiple characters, if you could do (separate) headcannons for Zagreus, Thanatos, and Hypnos falling for someone completely mortal on the surface? Thank you so much and I’m really sorry if I didn’t input my request correctly!
Hello, love! No, you did absolutely fine, this is exactly where you’re supposed to submit your requests♡ Thank you so much for sending it in! I hope it’s to your liking♡ I’m so sorry it took so long to publish. The past few days have been hectic! But I’m back♡ Do these even count as headcanons? I’m so sorry--
I know you asked for them separate, but I thought of them all together, and I accidentally made a poly circle. Since this post is long enough already, I’ll leave them out, but please let me know if you’d want me to make a post with them! I had so much fun imagining and writing it that I couldn’t help myself♡
-- Ryan
Thanatos:
✧ Your modest, mortal life hadn’t been too grandiose; you worked as a humble physician, tending to your village in ways of medication and treatment, everything between minor procedures and check ups.
✧ In your line of work, death was no stranger. It wasn’t very frequent that patients died in your care, but when they did -- whether it was a life lost to infection, injury, or illness -- they were only in extreme cases. (Needless to say, Thanatos had made all those visits to your practice)
✧ In the beginning, he'd refrained from any involvement in your life -- only watching over the soul whose allotted time was running out before reaping them, then departing.
✧ But one day, he’d watched you fighting to keep your patient alive. Tears streaming down your face as you did everything in your power to stabilize the boy. His parchment read, ‘name; Nicos, age; 10, cause of death; injury by stampede’.
✧ He knew that he’d have no other choice but to take the boy’s soul -- living with those irreversible damages would be a worse outcome.
✧ After that, he began to notice things he never did before.
✧ The care you put in to making your patients comfortable before they passed. How you went above and beyond caring for them, and giving preventative measures to prolong their life (though he’d still be there to take the soul regardless, he’d watched as you did your best to preserve their life). All of it showed how limitless your strength was.
✧ “He’s.. doing fine. The boy.” You heard a voice one day, an unfamiliar one. You turn around from the bookshelf you stand before, holding a journal and a vial of ointment.
✧ “Excuse me?” You blink, asking the stranger softly, taking in his features. He wasn’t from the village, you were aware of that. The village rarely had travelers passing through, and given this man’s robes and garments, you weren’t quite sure he was an ordinary man.
✧ “Nicos. He’s doing well.” The man wields his scythe, gently shifting its weight from one hand to the other. Your eyes widen as it dawns on you. “Than..atos?” Correctly identifying him, he seems to give a small bow of his head.
✧ You do as any sane person would, in the presence of a god; you drop everything in your hands and take a step back. You had enough reason to believe him -- after all, you knew everyone in this village, and Nicos had passed months before his arrival. There was no way he’d have known.
✧ “Are you... Is it my time?” You ask, leaving Thanatos a bit puzzled. “Are you here to collect my soul?” You repeat, and the understanding visually clicks in Thanatos, and he chuckles, shaking his head. Of course, you’d believe he’d come for your soul, as he’d only ever appeared before humans who have met their time. “Then... What is it you’ve come for?”
✧ You’d asked the million dollar question. Why had he even appeared before you? What was it that drew him out like this? “I... Can’t tell you myself. I just came to tell you, he’s doing well.” And with a toll of a bell, he’d disappeared. No word of goodbye, no mention of ever coming back.
✧ Reflecting on what had just happened; The God of Death himself had come into your home, just to tell you that Nicos was alright. It warmed your heart to take comfort in that, knowing that he was no longer in pain.
✧ Sitting on the situation a little longer, and judging by that little bit of information, it finally dawned on you that he was there, personally, for that event, and that he’d thought of you enough to reassure you.
✧ Due to his work, Thanatos makes frequent trips to the surface.
✧ Frequent trips to the surface, meant frequent visits (where he could, of course. Lord Hades would have his head if he didn’t prioritize his job).
✧ At first, he refrained from any sort of involvement in your life -- he’d come for his job, and nothing more. But now he seeks you out. He’ll stop by to check in, or even just to see your face. And one thing differs now, when he comes to reap the soul’s whose allotted time had run out.
✧ “Take good care of them, Thanatos.” You’d smile softly as you place a coin over your patient’s mouth, voicing your little prayer to him. You said this each time, too, and it made him think you could see him.
✧ He wasn’t sure when it began, but thoughts of seeing you as he carried out his job filled him with a warm, soft feeling.
Hypnos:
✧ In charge of the census of the dead, Hypnos was aware of how everyone dies; when they died, and where they end up in the Underworld.
✧ He found that his job became so ingrained in his being that, when he’d drift off at work, his dreams would take him to visions of the lives of some of the mortals he had met, or have yet the pleasure of meeting when they come to the underworld.
✧ Most of these dreams always tie back to a particular individual -- someone who seems to touch the lives of everyone they’ve ever met.
✧ At first, he’d just assumed that you’d met and knew everyone in the world, as the only common denominator throughout these dreams was you. But upon further evaluation of that statement, he had determined that was impossible.
✧ Next, he had to admit that perhaps he was drawn to you. Whether it was a connection the Fates mandated, or it was his subconscious actively seeking you out, he’d have these visions of your life, these interactions with the people in your life.
✧ An image of your smile, the depiction of an experience you had. You’d invaded his dreams, and eventually his thoughts.
✧ Being shackled to the House, and without the luxury that Thanatos or Zagreus have to go to the surface, Hypnos only has a very one-sided means of interacting with you; and though he doesn’t know you, he’s very drawn to you.
✧ It’s curious. As he’s seen all these snippets of your life, he feels he simultaneously knows everything about you, yet nothing about you at all. He could see these candid shots of your life, but he doesn’t know your dreams, your ambitions, or even the sound of your voice.
✧ With his thoughts always falling back to you, he’s a bit more spacey on the job, receiving reprimands from Hades more and more often, looks judgement from his brother, and looks of solemn understanding from his mother.
✧ Achilles teases him, recognizing traits of “a lovesick puppy”, but never really gets an answer on what that means (he might even observe Cerberus for a while to see if he can understand it a little more).
✧ He awaits enthusiastically, and a tad bittersweetly, for your eventual arrival to the Underworld, desiring nothing more than to meet you, and to hear your experiences of life on the surface.
⚠️Spoilers Ahead!! ⚠️
Zagreus:
✧ Most of your mortal life is spent in Persephone’s vibrant and luscious gardens.
✧ You lived not too far from her cottage, and you made frequent visits to her, bringing her goods and gifts from the market, and the words from all the gossipers of the town.
✧ As far as you knew, she was the only one who lived here, and she didn’t seem to have any family of her own. Taking care of her gardens seemed to be her passion, and to be honest you enjoyed her company. There was something about her, so lively and inviting, that made it hard to stay away for long.
✧ Trips to Persephone were always fragrant, delicious, and warm, despite the permanent snow in the region. Conversations over meals, fishing by the river, and of course time spent in the garden where you got to watch your toils bear great produce.
✧ One day, you return to the cottage, a basket of bass and trout resting on your hip as you walk. The plan was to make a profit selling them in town, and use the coin to get better tools for the garden and the kitchen.
✧ Though, on the way to the cottage, you notice scorched earth in the shape of a bare footprints. The trail leads up to the garden, where you find Persephone with a man you’ve never seen before. A man like you’ve never seen before.
✧ You watch on as Persephone embraces this ethereal form, whose skin is much like ash and moonstone. He looked beyond out of place, yet, something about him felt so familiar.
✧ Focused on the two before you, carelessly unaware of your surroundings, you snap a branch under your foot, alerting them of your presence. The stranger flinched, tensing as he pulls his guard up. He turns to meet your eyes, and whatever words you’d formed in your mind vanished.
✧ One red, one green -- his eyes bore into yours as you admire his. That electrifying moment of attraction ends in time with Persephone clearing her throat.
✧ No one needed to say anything for you to recognize he’d had the same energy as Persephone. You could deduct immediately that he was her son. But nonetheless, Persephone’s words broke the silence, “[Y/N], This is... my son. This is Zagreus.”
✧ “Zagreus..” You sit a moment, tasting his name as it falls from your tongue, and it was something about the way you said his name that drew a shiver up his spine.
✧ “[Y/N]... Have you been here the whole time? How much did you hear? Do the Olympians know of you, too?” His questions went miles a minute, but made no sense to you. “Why would the Olympians...? What, do you mean the Gods?” You ask, and Zagreus exchanged a look to his mother, recognizing his own mistake.
✧ However, he’d reached his limit in that moment, and Zagreus clutched his chest, stumbling. Immediately, you drop your basket in worry, and go over to help him maintain his balance. Persephone placed her hand on your shoulder, and you watched as his body faded away.
✧ It was then, between that day and the next visit Zagreus paid to the garden, that the whole truth was told to you. How Persephone was actually the daughter of Demeter, the cause of the perpetual snow, and Zagreus was her son with the God of the Underworld, Hades.
✧ Since the day he’d met you in his mother’s garden, his curiosity was piqued.
✧ How long had you been visiting his mother? If you hadn’t known she was a Goddess of Olympus, what was it that drove you to help her? His heart beat faster with his recount of your eyes, your voice, your worry as he felt the tug of the Styx back to the Underworld.
✧ His mission remained escaping to see his mother again, and again, but he found himself hoping each time that you were there.
✧ To try the food that you’d make for him. To hear the newest rumor that was spreading around the town. To help around the garden, and see you glow with happiness as each of the plants met maturity.
✧ You’d invaded his mind, tugging at the strings of his heart -- and on the days when you were away from the garden, his mother had no problems teasing him about his crush on you. Though, she admits, if she’d have to give her only son away to anyone, it would absolutely be you.
Hi! I saw that you were writing for Hades and came straight to the ask box ^^ Anyways, I was wondering if you could write general Hypnos x reader dating hcs? I love him n it’s a shame there isn’t much content about him :,) Ty!
Yeah, of course! Thank you so much for the ask! It is basically criminal there is so little x reader content for hades T-T
Anyways, hopefully this is up to your standards!
Word Count: 572 (Approx)
Hypnos! General dating Head canons!
(side note: look at the sleepy boi :,) so cute!)
-Many people thought that when Hypnos started dating you, his work ethic would plummet even lower than it already was. How surprised they were when it was quite the contrary.
-Hypnos wants to spend a lot of time with you, therefore he works extra hard to be done early and relax with you!
-when he got featured house servant for the first time you congratulated him by peppering his face with kisses and showering him with praise.
-If Hypnos gets rewards like that for a job well done, you bet he’s taking his job seriously after that.
-Often times, he’d take it too far and end up overworking himself. Leaving the time you spend together with him cuddled up next to you, sleeping against your shoulder while you play with his hair.
-You both don’t mind though. That’s a dream come true for Hypnos. His love language is most definitely quality time, so even if he’s just sleeping against you it still counts XD
-A lot of the bottles of nectar he’d get from Zagreus, he’s regifted to you. He claims he doesn’t like the stuff, but you believe it’s just another excuse to pamper you.
-You eventually couldn’t take getting so many gifts from him, while you gave him nothing in return. So, you compromised by sharing the bottles together from then on.
-He didnt like hearing you say you give him nothing in return, though. He said simply being you was enough, and he loved having someone who listens to him when he needs to rant about one of his interests.
-On the topic of interests, you bet you’re going to be roped into hour long tirades about how great Asterius is. You sometimes joke he loves that Minotaur more than you. He lists all of his favorite tributes about you next to make up for it.
-It’s easy for you to get upset about how poorly Hypnos is treated at the house, but when you bring the topic up to Hypnos he says that it really doesn’t bother him what others think of him. That the only opinion important to him is yours, and you give him all the positivity and love he needs. You say he has a good heart and give him a kiss.
-Also, if your dating Hypnos you gotta get along with Thanatos as well. Hypnos just adores his brother and will take every chance he gets to brag about how cool he is.
-You think it’s sweet how much he cares about his family, and find yourself bursting into fits of giggles as he tells you funny stories about when he and his brother were younger.
-Thanatos has a lot of respect for you. You keep Hypnos in check, and have improved his brother for the better. He thinks its good for Hypnos who has someone to talk too, and greatly appreciates how much you make Hypnos happy. Although he would never admit he, he loves his little brother and wants him to succeed.
-Expect the “If you hurt my brother, I will hurt you” talk from protective Thanatos™
-In the end, as long as you are both happy, you’re basically the cutest couple in the house of hades
Hi! I was wondering if I could request Hades boys (Zag, Than, and Hypnos) x reader hcs where the reader loves to bake? ^^ Thank you!
Yes you can! Awww this is such a cute request! Thank you for the request, and your patience lol.
Word Count (Approx): 1,080
Hades Boys! With an s/o who loves to bake!
Zagreus
Zagreus first found out you loved to bake when you got hired to be an assistant to the head chef.
Your services to the lounge made it much more livelier than usual. Many of the shades who had no interest in food before, just had to see what the fuss was about with your baked goods. They were the talk of the house for quite some time after all.
And Zagreus doesnt let you forget that fact, reminding you constantly about how good your treats are, emphasizing how popular they are, as well as relaying the compliments he’s heard in whispers amongst the shades.
One day (or night) he asks that you teach him your ways. He knows how much baking means to you and wants to be able to share in that special little hobby of yours.
Of course Zagreus’ attempts end up with a fire, a horribly charred lump of something that was meant to be bread, and another hefty work load for Dusa in order to clean up the lounge…again. (You offer your best cupcakes as an apology to her afterwards haha)
The fire fiasco also got Zagreus banned from stepping foot into the kitchen again at the insistence of the head chef.
Zagreus would miss being able to steal tastes of your baked treats (and seeing you at work ofc) so much, that he commissioned the house contractor to start selling your treats in Charon’s shops. That way when he’s on his runs he can have a little reminder, and assist from you along the way.
He even took one of your recipes all the way to Eurydice, in return she gave him one of hers for you to try out. You were so impressed by her recipe, the goods made from it tasted like nothing you’ve ever had before! From then on Zagreus became a bit of a messenger between you two, he’d gift you one of Eurydice’s recipes when she gave them to him and you send her one back. You formed a cherished friendship over the shared love of creating food even without having met face to face.
You made sure to express your gratitude to Zagreus for taking interest in your hobby, connecting you to new friends in the afterlife, as well as being a great partner by giving him all the treats he could ever ask for, but the only treat he really needs in the end is you :)
Thanatos
Thanatos was never one for sweets. The taste was too intense and the pure sugary monstrosities reminded him way too much of the surface. Bright, euphoric in the moment, but also very bad for you. All in all he can’t stand the stuff.
So when you first told him about your hobby he admits he had some concern. He’s seen what treats do to mortals first hand and does not understand the appeal.
Until, one day or night he returned to his usual spot in the house, and upon the polished round table that Zagreus got him was a basket of freshly baked bread rolls. In his hasty opposition to sweet foods he forgot that not all baked goods were of the sweet variety. Your baking opened a new door for him that day.
He praised your baking skills the next day. Expressing his gratitude of you accommodating his culinary preferences. You told him that’s what partners are for! That you want to be able to share this part of you with him and are overjoyed that he liked them. He laughs at your enthusiasm telling you he would happily accept any more treats you decided to make him.
And make him things you did, from breads to pastries to savory pies you made him all sorts of amazing goodies. Thanatos thanked you profusely after each gift, pressing tender kisses to your temple.
One evening, he admitted that he didn’t always hate sweets. When he was younger he actually liked a few of them, but after seeing greedy mortals, stuffing their faces and throwing away much excess while others starved and perished. Sweets never quite tasted the same, becoming a suffocating syrupy substance that he cant handle, but he was willing to try again if you made it.
You told him he doesn’t have to try your sweets and you wouldn’t be offended if he didn’t, but he assured you he wanted to, that anything important to you was important to him. And besides if he likes someone as sweet as you then he can handle any sweet treat you make.
Hypnos
Alright, Hypnos sleeps a lot so there not a lot of time for him to eat the goods you make. He claims that the sugar would have him awake for weeks and he’d hate to have that happen. So he appreciates your hobby in a different way.
For instance he loves just watching you bake. The way your hands move so gracefully as well as confidently is super soothing. Your so precise in everything you do its very impressive to watch. You often catch him leaning against the edge of the counter your working on, fast asleep after a few minutes of watching you bake. You find it really cute how much he admires you ^-^
Not even to mention the smell! When Hypnos cuddles with you after you’ve been working a long shift with sweets and freshly baked goods, he practically feels as if he was in Olympus! Nuzzling his nose into your hair he can just fall asleep relishing in your sweet scent as he holds you close.
Well, eventually you are able to catch him at a time where you can convince him to actually enjoy your baked goods. And he was right… He talked faster than usual that day, and was way more clingy than you were used too. Why he rivaled Hermes in how fast he completed his work. His sugar rush antics made quite the entertaining feat. I don’t think he nodded off once for quite a while after that.
But when he did crash, he crashed It caused quite the backup in his work, and he wasn’t allowed to have your treats over a certain sugar level after that. Ordered by Lord Hades himself XD.
But Hypnos doesn’t mind, you’re the only sugar he needs in his life :P
As a bottom that just want someone to take care of me. can I request afab/female reader with praise kink that is submissive/bottom in bed with Dionysus , Thanatos, Hypnos, ares and Aphrodite.
It’s okay if you don’t want to do the request since you have gotten similar ones. Have a good day nonetheless
Note(s): I have a four character limit so I did the first four you mentioned
Ares
A smirk is on his face as he watches how you squirm as his hands rest on your hips, guiding you as you ride his thigh.
"That's it, pretty girl, let me see how good this feels," he says, his tone softer than usual but still commanding you. Any shyness you might have in the presence of this war god just makes him want to elicit more.
"Is it too much? Not enough? You have to use your words, little mortal." His words tease you as one hand moves to your breasts while he keeps having you rub against his thigh.
Dionysus
"What lovely noises you're making. Almost as if you were blessed by a certain god." His words are teasing as his fingers move inside of you. His thumb rubs your clit and his mouth licks and nips at your nipples as he listens to the sounds escaping your mouth.
Dionysus almost wanted to call out to that specific god to see if he'd like to join in, but he quite likes the private show you're giving him right now.
"Wonder how loud you can be. Why don't you say my name, darling? See if your prayers for me reaches Olympus. I'd love if the others could listen in," he purrs and removes his fingers only to replace then with his cock.
Hypnos
"Feel good, love?" Hypnos asks lazily as he slowly thrusts into you, his arms wrapped around you as if hugging you close. "Your moans sound like you feel good, but I just wanted to ask."
Hypnos does pause, giggling as you whine. "I need to hear your words, pretty girl," he teases as why he stopped and waits for you to ask him to keep going. And he gladly does.
"Your pussy feels really good, love. You didn't ask but I feel great too," he jokes and kisses your lips, moaning into your mouth as he thrusts deeper.
Thanatos
"You look beautiful, love," he murmurs softly as he's gently moving inside of you, one of his hands cupping the side of your face where his thumb lightly moves over your cheek. His other hand resting on your hip and lightly massaging.
"So gorgeous. You're perfect," he whispers softly and kisses you deeply, wanting to forge that deeper connection as he feels your walls squeeze around him.
"It's okay, my love. Let go, it's okay," he says against your lips, encouraging you to orgasm as he moves faster, needing to make you feel good. Needing to be the cause of your pleasure.
PLEASE spare crumbs for more Hypnos headcanons? 🥺 Both N/SFW?
I'm not taking requests at the moment but I can't help but love my man Hypnos, hopefully you enjoy this small smattering of headcanons anon as it is just pure brainrot.
CW: NSFW under the cut, sleepy sex, possibly but not really exhibitionism
Hypnos SFW and NSFW headcanons
SFW
There really is no sweeter boyfriend than Hypnos, no one even comes close
Despite how lazy he might seem, spending most of his time sleeping and all, he actually pays plenty of attention with anything that pertains to you
It's almost funny watching the way he perks up and peeks from behind his eye mask as soon as your name is mentioned
His affection doesn't stop his corny jokes, however
Expect some sort of comment every time you see him
Now you're dating some of them even have a more flirtatious undertone, though that's mostly kept in private
I do feel like Hypnos would love for you to meet his family, he has so many family members and all of them are dear to him
He especially likes if you end up being close to his Mother
Hypnos is very fond of physical attention too, any time he can be touching you he will
Definitely drags you on top of him to nap, just wraps you up against him all snuggly in his blanket cloak thing
NSFW
I feel like Hypnos is just as sweet in bed as he is out of it
He definitely has a bit of a variable libido, he goes through phases where he needs a little encouragement and others where he can't keep his hands off you
Thanatos has definitely chastised his brother for getting too handy with you on public
When he gets you in private, all bets are off
Huge fan of clothed sex and it's almost entirely because of his laziness
Hypnos is more than happy to half undress you and bend you over his bed when the mood strikes him
Also, the king of sweet morning sex
All tired and sleepy, bleary eyes as hands roam just a little too far
Before you know it, You're pressed tight to his chest as he thrusts into you slowly and whispers praises against your hair
He loves feeling you close against him, even if he might not be able to meet your eyes
Just the way you feel so so soft against his fingers, so real
Hypnos loves holding your hands while making love, I don't take criticism about this
Hello! Here are some headcanons about how/where the hades boys like to kiss/be kissed. Now including Dionysus and Ares! Hooray! Thanks for reading, and be mindful of the content warnings.
CW: Mentions of PTSD and Panic attacks for Thanatos’, Intoxication for Dionysus (Obv), and mentions of blood with Ares’, oh and angst all around, read with caution!
Word Count (Approx): 1,765
Thanatos
Hand Kisses|Soft
After a long shift of reaping souls Thanatos’ hands can get tired of holding his scythe. He’s not one for showing his emotions outwardly, and because of that they can seep through in more subtle ways. For instance, when Zagreus says something ignorant, or when he has to deal with a mortal whose not ready to go, or even when he runs into an Olympian he often finds himself subconsciously gripping his scythe tighter.
He does not realize until the time when he returns to your arms and he can catch his breath, the strain it puts on his hands. Aching and tired after long hours at work. Which is why he appreciates your kisses so.
You delicately ghost your soft lips across his knuckles in a most soothing way. He thinks your kisses are reminiscent of that of a butterfly’s wings. How fitting.
He would cup your face with a tired smile as you press a kiss into the palm of his hand. “Gentle kisses for Gentle Death!” You would proclaim in an attempt to make him laugh.
“My, I often wonder what it is that I did to deserve someone as kind as you…” Thanatos would say in return.
He does so much for the house the least you can do is try to relieve some of the stress. You may not be able to make less work for him, but you can show your appreciation to him by giving him the love and affection he deserves.
On certain days when Thanatos’ mood is dampened due to memories of terror from Sisyphus dirty tricks, the nights he wakes panic stricken with the phantom sting of shackles against his wrists. Your delicate kisses to his wrists help to soothe the burn. Snapping him out of his own mind into reality where he is safe, and you’re there to comfort him.
Your kisses are not only comforting to him, but you are a genuine anchor to him. He does not know how he was able to exist before you came into his life. And he is forever grateful he has you now.
Zagreus
Cheek Kisses|Affectionate
For someone who so rarely sees the sunlight he certainly challenges Helios for being the embodiment of it, and his kisses reflect that.
Bright and happy is he as he presses kisses into your cheek at every chance he gets. When he passes you in the hall you bet he’s taking a detour to give you a peck before he has to continue on. When he greets you after coming back from a successful run a celebratory kiss on the cheek is practically mandatory haha.
He loves it when you celebrate with him, nuzzling your face into the side of his. It’s such a small but caring notion that makes Zagreus feel as if he’s falling in love with you all over again.
When he’s preparing to head out for another run you meet him in the courtyard to wish him luck and see him off. He smiles when he catches your figure out of the corner of his eye dashing up to you for a final embrace before he returns once again. You give him another fond kiss on the cheek there whispering in his ear to give it all he’s got and to kick Theseus’ butt once again. Earning a laugh out of Zagreus and the promise that he will dedicate his next victory against the pompous champions to you.
On nights when he has scuffles with his father, or when he’s missing his mother, and words are too much in the moment. He wants nothing more than to relish in your embrace with your kisses there to provide the comfort his parents could not.
He often doesn’t let his inner turmoil bother anyone else, and did not have anyone to confide in until you came along. There’s a lot of things left unsaid, but you will be there for Zagreus to love and support him until he is ready. Even if that day never comes, you’re glad you can a least help to alleviate his troubles for a short amount a time.
If what he needs from you is not words, but doting kisses. Then kisses he shall receive. And when Zagreus is ready to speak with you, you will listen for as long as he needs. Zagreus is so glad to have found you, and would trade anything to be able to be by your side for the rest of eternity.
Hypnos
Forehead kisses|Loving
Whenever you get excited to share some news with your lover and rush to go tell him only to find him fast asleep per usual, it’s hard to not let an adoring smile come across your face as you decide to let him rest and that the news can wait, but you can’t just leave after coming all this way to see him. This often results in you giving him a caring kiss on his forehead followed by whispers for him to have sweet dreams.
Unbeknownst to you sometimes those sneaky kisses of your actually wake the sleep incarnate. He does not mind though, in fact its quite the contrary. He is able to discern your footsteps from others, and sometimes he is actually awoken but hearing you approach. Occasionally, he would pretend to be asleep if not for a bit longer in order to gain one of your tender kisses.
He doesn’t do it out of malice of course, it’s simply the thought that even when he supposedly can’t hear your or react to what you have to say, you are still kind and devoted to him.
Yes, he hears the whispers of Zagreus and his brothers. Even his own mother talks about him with distain, but when you are given the option to say or do whatever you want to him without repercussion you choose to be caring and loving.
Perhaps that is why he is so drawn to you, and why he appreciates your kisses in secret. It’s nice to have someone who genuinely loves him for him. Not someone who talks to him so “no one else has too” Nor gives him constant sarcastic and petty remarks when he’s honestly just trying to help.
Another addition of why he loves your kisses so, is they remind him of a sort of motherly love that he did not get from his own. Why when he was younger she was kind to him, yes, but as he grew and her attention divided he noticed that she began to treat him more as if he were a burden on others. Your kisses bring him back to a time when his mother still saw him as her son. It’s a warm, fluffy feeling Hypnos is always chasing more of.
So for now, he will continue to let you believe that only you can hear your words of love and adoration for him as well as your caring gestures of your love, at least until he can return the favor tenfold.
Dionysus
Lip kisses|Sloppy
Where Dionysus goes jolly festivities and merriment follow, as well as you of course. And what are these festivities if not without a little bit of wine. It’d be absolutely preposterous after all to attend a feast without an offering you know.
And we all know how Dionysus is with wine. You see, when you attend a feast with Dionysus by the hands of the mortals, or any feast with Dionysus for that matter, he loves to show you off. Constantly gushing about what an amazing partner you are.
And with that showing off can come with a bit of possessiveness. So when Dionysus gets to be clingy, you remind him just how much you love him with some kisses.
Dionysus loves to kiss you as he swears he can get more drunk off of your lips than the wine. He reminds you constantly of how you taste better than the finest ambrosia.
You don’t mind his kisses yourself. Yes it can be messy, with Dionysus being constantly in a state of intoxication, but you can always taste the remnants of the contents of his everlasting goblet against his lips. Making the sweetness of his kisses worth all of the awkward nose bumps and accidental teeth clashes.
All in all if Dionysus were to have to choose between never drinking wine again and you, he’d choose you every time, as you provide all the happiness he could ever need in his lifetime.
Ares
Neck kisses|Passionate
When the fires of war are blazing so are the fires of passion.
Yes, Ares loves nothing more than to watch the bloodshed of a raging battlefield with you by his side. He caresses your waist as he presses fiery kisses into your shoulder, trailing them slowly up to your neck.
The clashing of swords satiating his hunger for blood in the most intense way, leading him to sometimes get a bit too rough with you.
There are times when the battle can get to his head and that can cause him to almost lose himself, if only for a short moment. A bite, too hard for your liking. The sting against your neck intensifying the raging action on the war zone below. You gasp and flinch away, causing him to realize what he’d done.
He’d apologize by kissing you much more softer, but finds it hard to restrain himself when he seeing the droplets of blood seeping through the wound from his bite mark against your neck.
He holds back to the best of his abilities as he cleans the wound with his lips. It causes you slight pain, but this time you feel as if it is more tolerable when he is caring for you rather than going feral.
You know he never intends to hurt you, and if push comes to shove he will always try to fix it and take care of you afterwards. All you can do is be there when he needs you, when the hunger becomes too much for him to handle, and he needs someone to pull him back to reality.
He’d be lost without you, a friend, a lover, and a lifeline. He would fight to the ends of the earth for you, and you would do the same. Truly, all is fair in love and war.
I haven’t requested many things and this is my first time requesting something NSFW, so apologies if it sounds weird. Would it be possible to request something with Hypnos, Thanatos, Ares, and Dionysus with a fem (or just AFAB if you don’t do/don’t want to do explicitly fem) human reader and breeding? Any other kinks you see as fitting the individual characters are fine to be included too.
Again, sorry if this sounds weird.
Fandom: Hades
Character(s): Ares, Dionysus, Hypnos, Thanatos
Include(s): anal fingering, name calling, spanking, mentions pregnancy (reader not actually pregnant, no confirmations of reader becoming pregnant, but still adding a warning), somno?? (idk hypnos fucks you in your dreams)
Ares
You ask him about breeding and he pretends not to be interested, that he doesn’t care about your request, only to later take you by surprise with bending you over the nearest surface.
Your pants are pushed down, panties ripped, and his cock is drilling into your pussy from behind. Your ass stings from his occasional spanks, wanting to make this more fun than him just “breeding his bitch”, as he says.
“Maybe I should use all your holes, make sure you end up pregnant from my seed,” he’d growl out as you’re shaking and drooling, roughly fucking you while he fingers your asshole with one hand just to further add stimulations to your oversensitive body.
Dionysus
Is amused at you bringing up wanting to be bred. But he wants to make sure you mean this and has you climb into his lap. You can ride his cock while he watches.
“Are you tired already?” He’d coo, a bit tauntingly when your movements become clumsy as your body becomes oversensitive from riding his cock. “Let me help,” he purrs and his hands move to your hips to help you ride his cock, taking control now that you’re becoming too tired to move.
He’s greedily drinking up the sight of your messy pussy being filled with his cum, seeing it drip out. He makes sure your legs stay spread so he can have a good view too. Rubbing your clit to hear more of your whining noises now and then.
Hypnos
With how tired he usually is, bringing up wanting to be bred does feel a bit like a challenge. But he accepts it. He doesn’t make any kind of advances at all during the day, but once you’ve laid down and fallen asleep…
You don’t fully know if you’re dreaming from how Hypnos thrusts deeply and slowly into your pussy. Each thrust being powerful despite how slow he’s moving, a lazy smirk on his face as his hands tweak and play with your nipples. It all feels so real and so good.
“So pretty. I might become addicted to this. Might need to make you fall asleep just so I can visit and fuck you,” his voice and dreamlike as the words leave his lips, each one punctuated with a pull of your nipples or thrust of his cock. You have no idea how much time has truly passed, but his cum fills you and moans fall easily from his lips but he continues talking, praising, teasing as he breeds you in your dream. When you wake, your pussy is empty and aching and Hypnos has a knowing smirk on his lips when you next see him.
Thanatos
His face flushes at the idea of breeding you, a bit unsure, but with some coaxing he’ll agree, but he can’t promise to be able to right away with how busy his work is.
But when it does come time, you’re laying down on your bed, him gently thrusting into you, as if he doesn’t want to break you. His hand is holding yours as his eyes looking deeply into yours.
His free hand gently traces patterns on your body, moving between squeezing your breasts, rolling your nipples, and rubbing your clit. There’s slight worry in his eyes as you become more and more sensitive after each climax, but your urging him to keep going, he nods and continues, taking deep breaths as his movements get rougher with each load he pumps into you, murmured praises falling from his hips as he worships you.
A loooooot of people asked me to continue it, and while I usually dislike drawing things just because people ask, I did already have an idea for a part 3 in mind, plus I felt kinda bad leaving it off at a cliffhanger lol
I really had fun turning Ragatha and Jax the opposite gender! Switching their personalities Didn’t feel right.. so I thought of „Jay“ as a more girly and hyper character (which reminds me a lot of Amy Rose) and Randy as a mature chill dude who enjoys time by himself.
..actually I think I like the idea of Jay having a huge crush on Randy and she’s constantly in his business trying to get his attention. Randy just plays along and tolerates her behavior because he knows that Jay is not being malicious.
There‘s definitely gonna be more of Jay and Randy!
Their design choices were heavily inspired by @masayo_00 (on X) so please give them just as much love and credit ☺️
Ragatha is giving every circus member a little kiss ~
I‘m also giving my opinion as to why..
Kinger: is a very neutral Guy. She knows he‘s a nutcase but nonetheless kind.
Zooble: Has great potential to be a good friend who she can talk to. Because of their nature it would only make sense that those two enjoy each others company and can have „down to earth“ conversations.
Gangle: she’s just a cutie who deserves some love :3
Pomni: though they don’t know each other well yet, I‘d like to think that they could grow very close because Ragatha is a good source for comfort and Pomni definitely needs someone to hold their hand.
Caine: a very Tumblr sexyman! But he freaks her out! He‘s also the reason why everyone goes through f*cked up adventures everyday… so that‘s a turn off.
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