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@mark-woods
…Are you serious?…Wow, that’s so cool! I wonder what it’s like to live that long, I bet it’s awful but at the same time amazing! I can only wonder how much chocolate I could eat in those years.
You sure don’t look 351 years old. I sometimes feel like I am when I wake up in...
I am so glad I'm not the only one. It's kind of embarrasing for me. So...how's the gardening going?
mark-woods said: I’m sure that could only happen if it’s been like…a hundred years or something…Is it rude to ask how old are you?
It has been a few years, unfortunately.
No, I don’t mind it. After all, I don’t look my age.
In November, I will begin my 351st year.
...Are you serious?...Wow, that's so cool! I wonder what it's like to live that long, I bet it's awful but at the same time amazing! I can only wonder how much chocolate I could eat in those years.
You sure don't look 351 years old. I sometimes feel like I am when I wake up in the middle of the night, though.
Adventure Time // Mark & August
"I sure hope not, I don’t think my heart could handle another scare like that!" She chuckled, grinning up at him. For some reason she felt quite at ease with Mark, which was strange considering they had never actually met before. Noting that he had spotted her checking him out, August blushed, eyes gluing themselves to the floor as she chewed on her lip out of habit.
August listened intently, nodding every so often at his words. “Well that doesn’t sound too difficult.” As he mentioned running ahead of her August swatted his arm playfully. “And they say chivalry is dead.” Although her voice was laced heavily with sarcasm, it was clear from the wide grin that spread across her face that she was only kidding about. “I not worried about getting lost, it would be an adventure.” She stared around for a moment, watching all the trees that swallowed them as they got further down the trail. “Plus..” she began again, “I could think of worse people to get lost with.”
Mark took in a deep breath, closing his eyes and filling his lugs fill with the clean air, it really was amazing how different it felt from the air of the city and they weren't eve that far into the woods just yet. A smile appeared on his face and he quickly opened his eyes again to see where they were walking. He noticed August was looking down and he raised her eyebrow "Is it because I caught you staring? You don't have to worry at all, I don't mind if people check me out. Hell, I check myself out once in a while" He laughed softly.
"Hey! Don't hit me, you mean person...You can hit on me, though" He smirked playfully and winked at the blonde girl, laughing again. He nodded quickly as a few names came to mind "Oh, yes, definitely. Like...Freddy Krueger. Can you imagine? Nobody could handle that..." He said softly, looking away as he imagined how that would play out. He shook his head and came back to reality "Okay, maybe I need to stop watching so maNy horror movies"
Adventure Time // Mark & August
August jumped at the sound of a strange voice so close to her, but as she spun to stare wide eyed at the unknown voice a giggle slipped out from between her open lips. “Wow, you scared the hell out of me!” Her hand was clasped across her chest over her heart. She nodded, smiling brightly at her blond companion, “I would be honoured to join you on a hike, kind sir.” August glanced him up and down subtly, she very much liked what she saw.
"So what’s the plan? You should probably take the lead, I’ll most likely get us horribly lost." A joking grimace flitted across her features. She had pushed off of the railing by this point and was staring up at Mark, not at all put out by the large height difference, August was annoyingly used to having everyone tower above her - it wasn’t a problem so much as a grievance whenever the sun was high in the sky as August had to squint and hold a hand over her eyes to merely try and make out Marks features.
Mark let out a laugh at the girl's expression when she turned around, he had never seen someone get that scared thaks to him "Well, I am very, very sorry. I promise I won't do it again...probably" He smirked when he saw August checking him out, it was adorable hwo she tried to be subtle but Mark could easily note things like that since they happened everyday. It's not that he was cocky, it was just the truth "Awesome! Let's go!" He said as he started to walk away from the park.
"All we need to do is get behind that shop. We will see a little trail and the woods are not far! Just, let me go first. That way is easier for me to start to run if something attack us" He joked with a smirk on his face "And I don't mean an animal, like those are easy to hadle, I mean like...a dragon" Mark said excitedly as they finally found the trail. He took a deep breath, practically smellig the woods already "We won't go too far in so don't worry about that"
Adventure Time // Mark & August
Hiking sounded fun. It was something that August had never tried before and her new-found liquid confidence had made her very open to trying things that she had never done before - all whilst inebriated of course, but since the funeral the only time that August hadn’t been drunk was when she was severely hungover. Alcohol was numbing and that was exactly what she needed. August tucked her full flask of whiskey into her backpack before pulling on her fresh hiking boots and exiting her late Mothers house.
The heat blasted at August the second she stepped out the doorway and she was infinitely grateful for her choice of clothing, denim shorts and a plain white tank top. The park was only a five minute walk from August’s house and so she arrived there with plenty of time to spare, she rested her back against the metal railings that were next to the park entrance and waited patiently, toying with the frayed hem of her shorts as she glanced around for Mark.
Walking around the park was something Mark loved to do. There was definitely something fun about just watching other people relaxing and playing around, it gave him hope in humanity...most of the time. But of course there was the ocassional drunk guy passed out in a bench. Luckily that had ever been him and he hoped it never would, that was the lowest state a human could be in. Kids could see you for the love of God! And they should ever have to see that, not at that age. He once found a dead guy passed out on a bench...but that was an story for aother time.
The tall boy shook his head and smirked softly when he saw August leaning against the railing of the park. He cleared his throat, looking down at himself. He was wearing a pair of light brown shorts, a white, tight shirt that said X-MEN on the front and comfortable brown boots. He looked hot and he knew it. Mark made his way to the girl "Well hello there, lady. I am just on my way to the woods to go hiking. Care to join me?"
mark-woods said: I feel bad for whoever sees you like that…Just kidding! I actually feel awful for them.
Yeah, that has always been abundantly clear, although I don’t know why. A truce may be in order, I suppose.
Um… thanks? I like how good you are to my wife and my son, even if that affection doesn’t extend to me.
I have my reasons, trust me. I wish I could tell you but the dwarf you call wife doesn't let me . But you're right, a truce sounds good.
I just love them, that's all.
mark-woods said: I feel bad for whoever sees you like that…Just kidding! I actually feel awful for them.
Susie is not my only fan, but she is the number one. She’s the only audience whose two cents are worth so much more, and I haven’t heard any complaints.
I am definitely not your biggest fan. If it wasn't obvious by now. But I tole-...tolerate you...That's the right word, right? Besides, you have a cute baby and I like seeing him as much as I can so...I guess I should start to be more friendly or whatever.
I like your...hair. I mean, I would not get your haircut but I like it.
mark-woods said: I feel bad for whoever sees you like that…Just kidding! I actually feel awful for them.
Of course! I mean, look at me! I look amazing in everything.
Fair enough, but I think I could keep up, After all, my modeling career hasn’t fizzled out yet. That must mean some people enjoy looking.
Haha whatever you say blondie. The only one that likes seeing that is Susie but I don't know why though.
Someone wants to join me?
Okay, I’m going to trust you but if you start acting suspicious, I’ll start running and screaming for help like a little girl, got it?
You have a pretty face, but I guess trustworthy could also describe it.
I totally understand, I’ll try my best not to act suspicious.
Thank you, yours is.. uh- pretty too.
You better not. Anyway, let's meet at the park, I know a good way to enter the woods close to there.
Thanks, I know.
Someone wants to join me?
Because it’s also something a non axe-murderer would say.
Plus I have a trustworthy face!
Okay, I'm going to trust you but if you start acting suspicious, I'll start running and screaming for help like a little girl, got it?
You have a pretty face, but I guess trustworthy could also describe it.
mark-woods said: I feel bad for whoever sees you like that…Just kidding! I actually feel awful for them.
Har-dee-har-har
Think you’d cut a better figure in a suit, mister?
Of course! I mean, look at me! I look amazing in everything.
Someone wants to join me?
That sounds pretty cool, if you wouldn’t mind hiking with a complete stranger? I promise I’m not an axe-murderer.
...Uh...I don't know, that's what an axe-murderer would say...How do I know I can trust you?
Someone wants to join me?
I'm going for a hike in the woods. And who knows? We could run into some interesting creatures on the way.
Seriously, you’re gonna do that? You can stop with these false assumptions any time. It’s not like I confessed my love for her. I was just surprised.
Why can't you just explain, then? I may be stupid but if you explain it to me, I can understand.
There’s nothing to clear up, dude. I think we should just end this topic altogether before someone gets riled up over nothing.
Whatever, then.
Ugh, I'm so damn tired and hungry all the time...
Oh. Okay.
I’ll… um… keep that in mind.
Of course we can. But… friends can eat lunch, can’t they?
Yeah but I like you more than a friend and...hanging out right now is not the best idea. Some other day, okay? We can go for some ice cream or something.
No, man. Come on, don’t be like that.
You’re jumping to some very strong conclusions, very fast.
Then clear it up for me, Brandon.
