i am the trash

[amazoogle]

if i was a horny lady i would simply make a blog on here called hornyjessica96934694951034138541356924869342892843592138592385235 (my name is jessica in this scenario) and distribute malware or whatever

[catasters]

[android1000]

[horrorofthebeast]

Umm... could u make my cotton candy plain?

[red-twist]

Here let me wash it off

[horrorofthebeast]

[hanajibu]

[alexandriaocasiocortez]

[rablaf]

DO IT FOR HER

(her being you )

[rosewarmth-deactivated20201202]

wow come for my neck like that

[torracat]

[luldamdaddy]

Y’all ever be chillin, then think.. damn this is real life

[thisiselliz]

[librarycard]

normalize flopping. it’s ok to fail baby. sexy even

[librarycard]

the amount of people saying "i thought you meant flopping on the ground". target audience

[iminthetunnels]

[kitty]

[erenia]

you ever hear a song that just makes you go

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[tacomel420]

[okamiwolven]

I spent like about a minute checking to see if there was a reblog button anywhere because I though for sure this was a joke but it’s not it’s not a joke