slurmp

my name is katryna and I got a cat named lucifur

[byjohnnyjordan]

[writing-prompt-s]

The head mage of the adventurer’s guild pinched the bridge of his nose and sighed deeply, “You defeated the dark lord, beat 2 of his armies, cast 8 spells in under an hour, created ten more that are still being tested, and overthrew a neighbouring kingdom because you got bored?!”

[lovelycloudsart]

our transgender friendship <3

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i literally thought me & this guy were on the same side until the last sentences i was nodding along fondly 😭

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[abyssaldyke]

It's spring now which means the kids in my city have started drawing hopscotches on the sidewalk and as a rule I do every hopscotch I see because 1. Use it or lose it (ability to scotch) and 2. If a child got down on the hardscrabble streets of Boston Massachusetts to draw a scotch the least I can do is use it, but in doing the hopscotches, I've learned that about 50% of them are the typical 8-10 step scotch and the other 50% are. Somewhat avant-garde. And of course I'm not vetting the entire scotch before I start it so sometimes it's like haha 8 steps woo! Childlike whimsy! And sometimes they're 20 steps or 30 or they've got a section with three squares instead of two where you have to do a little Charleston to step on all three, or, memorably, FORTY one foot squares. A full BLOCK of jumping on one foot but I'm no quitter so once I've started Jigsaw Junior's fuckin hopscotch gauntlet I'm there til the end just a daily pot smoker in her thirties jumping kasa-obake style through an affluent suburb while some little proto-kennedy watches from his bedroom window rubbing his sadistic little third grade hands together and cackling. It's amazing. I love spring.

[yuckplzdie]

[gacougnol]

Drahomír Josef Růžička (Czech | 1870 - 1960)

Morning in New York, 1925

[earthporn-org]

Sun illuminating on Mount Everest - Photo by Dylan Toh

[cozyvu]

via cozyvu

[carolsturka]

you have to be in a certain specific mood to listen to classic rock because sometimes a guy is playing his guitar and you're just like shut the fuck up man

[romanceyourdemons]

so when do they let him start wearing the top hat and the big silk sash that says MAYOR

[soul-luminnous-eyes]

Catherine by Sheila Robinson, 1925-1988

[busket]

jerk off at night, jerker's delight,

jerk of in morn, jerker forlorn.

[busket]

jerk off in afternoon, you are unemployed

[unplaces]

Old Hwy 99W, Williams, California.

[softwaring]

[thegirlwiththemooglehat]

[demilypyro]

it's funny how "press F to pay respects" was such a gigantic meme that it seems to have permanently affected the way we talk online. people use it completely genuinely and unironically. had a bad day? F. died in a videogame? F. I see it constantly in Discord, Twitch and ingame chats. like it's actually being used as common shorthand. when it only gained prominence because of how hilariously stupid this screenshot is