nct as things me and my friends say
taeil: when it comes to coherence i’m baby. i do not understand and i don’t make sense
johnny: it’s okay i’m here to educate you on white boybands
taeyong: Asjdjsksjdk yes I am. Shy
yuta: lesbianism is galaxy brain behavior
kun: i have an announcement. i love chenle (half an hour later) addition. i love him. he is brioche
doyoung: EVERYTIME I TALK TO YOU SOME FUCKERY HAPPENS
ten: i love calling people sluts and whores. so refreshing. so juicy so affectionate
jaehyun: literally the best of both worlds. read that in hannah montana voice juseyo
winwin: i woke up 7 minutes before my alarm today i checked the hour praying it would be like 3am or 4am but it was 7 minutes before my alarm can you imagine this sick joke the universe is playing on me
jungwoo: brb i’m showering gonna answer in 3-5 business days
yukhei: i have big hands that’s why the boys like me so much ;)))
mark: this weekend? bitch i SLEPT it was needed and well deserved
xiaojun: the public hates red velvet cause they’re a lesbian cult
hendery: if i get a new follower i’m blocking them. i will only have 420 followers that’s that
renjun: okay okay i’ll date you relax
jeno: i make the funniest textposts on this fucking website yall just chose to be jared 19
haechan: me trying not to manifest my love for taeil for one second is that pic of that guy w his neck vein about to pop you know the one
jaemin: i’ll go there rn and lean sexily over the piano so you can play comfortably mwah 🥰😘
yangyang: my charm is causing cardiac arrest
chenle: JISUNG IS TAYLOR SWIFT I’VE BEEN CALLING HIM “TAYLOR SWIFT LOOKING ASS” FOR MONTHS NOW
jisung: yep jisung is definitely scared of girls
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