Markiplier And Kpop Trash.

Welcome to a blog all about kpop and Markimoo, Jack, and basically whatever I want. Enjoy it!!! Don't forget to like!! 😜😜 September loves you all!!!! 😘❤️❤️

[markfischbachislove]

Can anyone help a girl out? I'm single and really struggling to diaper and feed my kids right now. Working on a job it's just taking more time than I thought.

[thefatfuck-irl]

why do i keep seeing “jokes” like “lol if you’re ‘touch starved’ you’re just horny lmao”

like

it’s not a sexual thing and is actually pretty important since humans are social creatures

“Human touch has been proven to be vital to emotional, psychological, and physical growth in infants and to some extent in older children and adults.”

“Skin hunger is your body’s reaction to lack of physical touch and it affects an increasing number of Americans while being a non existent phenomenon in more touch-happy countries like France. The problem that we’re learning is that without skin-to-skin touch (might we add that it doesn’t have to be sexual), your body doesn’t produce the hormone oxytocin. Without that natural chemical, adults are more susceptible to depression and infants can have developmental problems or even die.”

“Hugs have also been shown to increase the production of oxytocin in humans; this is the hormone that positively influences our bonding and nurturing behaviors.”

hello???????????

[bipolar-bubbeleh]

Uh

[dynamite5ftjewishbitch]

One of my clinical instructors told me that most people need seventeen touches a day to feel nurtured.

[austerejester]

Does it have to be human touch or is this why I subject my poor dog to being picked up and cuddled at random throughout the day? Because Its been 84 years since I physically touched another living human with my skin

[actuallyfuckamatonormativity]

Pets count!

[sheepgirlwizard-deactivated2025]

humans are social creatures who bond well with other social creatures so ya pets count

[star-anise]

Touch starved people often benefit from massage therapy, manicures, getting their hair done, social dance, and team sports. It doesn’t have to be intense and intimate!

[melleverdeen]

Why aren’t there more posts on here about the Scooby Doo movies? Because seriously

these

are

the

best

movies

ever

[firecraker-j]

Fun fact: James Gunn, man behind The Gaurdians of the Galaxy movies, wrote for both films!

[bendybitchesanonymous]

Remember folks! With Halloween coming up, food dyed black with charcoal can neutralise your medication rendering them inactive and useless! This includes contraceptive pills if you take them within 2 hours (before or after) consuming the charcoal!

[dysfunctionalqueer]

Black food dye exists! And it's usually cheaper than activated charcoal. Please, if you want to make spooky black food, use food and body safe food dye!

[btssmutgalore-deactivated202308]

masterlist

99% of this is smut! nsfw! 18+!

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Taehyung » Zaddy – one | two | three | four | five | six | seven | eight | nine | ten | eleven | twelve | final [complete] » Nowhere Fast – one | two | three | final  [complete] » Surreptitious – one | two | three [hiatus] » Business [+Jungkook] – one | two | three » Crossroads – one | two | three | four » Nude – one | two | three | four | five [complete] » Enemy [+Hoseok] – one | two | three » oneshots: The Bet [+Jimin/Namjoon] | Fifteen Minutes | Home for Christmas | Games| Shelter » drabbles: Nude | Annoying friend | Zaddy  | Zaddy 2 | Zaddy 3 |  Zaddy 4 | Zaddy 5 | Business

Jungkook » Monster – one | two | three | four | five | six | seven | eight | nine | ten | eleven | twelve | thirteen » Lightweight – one | two » Business [+Taehyung] – one | two | three » oneshots: Lollipop | Hands | Jasmine | Neighbors » drabbles: Monster | Monster 2 | Monster 3 | Monster 4 | Forbidden | Business

Jimin » Sin City – one | two | three | four | five | six | seven | eight | nine | ten | eleven | twelve | thirteen  | fourteen » Benefits – one | two | three » Good Boy – one | two | three | four | five | six | seven » oneshots: The Bet [+Taehyung/Namjoon] | Birthday Boy [+Yoongi] | Class President   » drabbles: Sin City | Sin City 2 | Sin City 3  | Good Boy    

Yoongi » oneshots:  Baby, Can I? | Red Dress | Birthday Boy [+Jimin] | Take Care | King of Wishful Thinking » Ocean Drive – one | two  [complete] » Self-Control – one | two | three [complete] » drabbles: Self-Control | King of Wishful Thinking 

Hoseok » Forbidden – one | two | three | four | five [complete] » Enemy [+Taehyung] – one | two » drabbles: Forbidden | Forbidden 2

Namjoon » Partners – one | two | three | four » oneshots: The Bet [+ Jimin/Taehyung] | A Favor | Jealous

Jin » oneshots: Perfect | Washing Machine | The Stranger | Creek Hill Apartments

Nameless Characters » Saudade: Oct 25th | Nov 11th | Dec 15th | Jan 12th

Text drabbles – Yoongi | Jimin 

[markfischbachislove]

Listen if you want like the absolute biggest rollercoaster of emotions and best aphrodisiac stories ever

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THESE RIGHT HERE ARE WHERE ITS FUCKING AT LEMME TELL YA!!!!!

Damnright sinfully deliciousness

[btsmuttin]

wow I love suffering

[allforbts]

© HARU | Do not edit. (1, 2)

[thefaeriefolk]

[kimseokjin]

bts is coming back “real soon!”

[d3fendpop-punk-deactivated20170]

Same.

[kookmint]

he’s spicy 🔥

[gukgi]

wow

[yoongjeon]

↳ out of context yoongi

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

We all deserve to go to a masquerade ball. I deserve to be anonymous among to aristocracy for one night getting up to general debauchery in a swan-inspired mask that absolutely doesn’t hide my face well enough for me to be half as bold and sensual as I plan to act but everyone else is on board so it’s okay and we’ll all just not talk about it tomorrow.

[violetwolfraven]

So I just had a thought

What if supernatural creatures don’t exist anymore? What if they did once, but through the years, they slowly mixed in with humans?

You can see the blood of fairies in the way a ballet dancer hovers in mid air before he or she hits the ground. You can see it in the way that middle school girl never forgets when someone makes her a promise. You can see it in how that one little boy in the kindergarten class seems more comfortable in the forest on that field trip than the others.

You can see the blood of dryads in hikers who never trip over roots. You can see it in that suburban grandmother never lets any of her garden die. You can see it in that one kid who climbs a tree faster than his friends, barely looking at the branches as he goes.

You can see the blood of naiads in the way a professional swimmer seems to command the water to help them. You can see it in how a cross country runner needs a water break more often than his teammates. You can see it in the way that one girl in your class always has a water bottle on her desk.

You can see the blood of mermaids in a surfer who can be tossed around underwater for a long time without drowning. You can see it in a teenage boy who doesn’t have to pretend to be unbothered by the pressure when he races his friends to the bottom of a swimming pool. You can see it in the little girl who wades into every stream she sees on a hike without quite knowing why.

You can see the blood of sirens in people who never have a problem with getting people to date them. You can see it in that soprano who can hit notes most of her fellows can only dream of. You can see it in the camp counselor who all the straight girls have a crush on, who can play guitar and sing better than any of the others.

You can see the blood of shapeshifters in the way an actor adjusts their personality to become their character with scary accuracy. You can see it in the subconscious, barely noticeable changes a tween girl’s eyes make to match her outfit better. You can see it in the way you always lose that one friend in a crowd if you’re not careful, because he’s just too good at blending in.

People who carry the blood of werewolves don’t change with the full moon anymore, but you can still see it in the way your best friend always knows something is wrong, though even they don’t know they’re smelling the changes in your body chemistry. You can see it in the way that one guy always seems to eat more than the reasonable amount of red meat at an all-you-can-eat buffet. You can see it in the way that one werido never has a problem when the teacher turns off the lights before a PowerPoint presentation because her eyes adjust quicker and better than yours.

The blood of supernatural creatures may have mostly faded away. But if you look closely, you can still see it.

[jiminrolls]

he just

[loughnesstwo-deactivated2021101]

“Trick or Yeet!” I shout to the children when I open the door. “Yeet?” one says confusidly. I shrug. “Yeet it is.” I throw the child.

[technicallyoneofakind]

Not Halloween but, okay. 

[loughnesstwo-deactivated2021101]

okay you stick of unsalted butter i made this on halloween but everyone just likes to reblog it for some reason