bella

kachow

[iiiiiim-tyler]

[markipliurr]

he smiles 💞💖💓💘💓💖💓💘

[markipliurr]

why is mark so obsessed with the word ‘girthy’... like what purpose does it serve in the english language?

[seanspedicey]

cause everybody needs these three singing i’ll make a man out of you on their dash (x)

[evelynfoster-deactivated2018082]

the most gorgeous and intelligent person in the world ft. chica

i adore them both, bless their existence

[possumistic]

If you see this

You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.

[lifeimitatestv]

Markiplier’s “You’re Welcome” Tour in Denver, 2018 - as told through GIFs

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[markipliurr]

Holden: so I was thinki—

Bill: no

Holden: you haven’t ev—

Bill: no

Holden: can’t you ju—

Bill: no

Holden: ....

Bill: ....

Bill: no

[eastern-roses]

y'all needed this

[markipliurr]

First time we meet the boys

Eddie: So there’s like this church full of jews, right, and Stan has to take like this super jewy test…

Bill: But how’s it work?

Eddie: They slice the tip of his dick off.

Richie: Then Stan will have nothing left!

Eddie: That’s true.

Stan: Hey, you guys!

Bill: Hey Stan, what happens at the Bar mitzvah anyways? Ed says they slice the tip of you d-d-dick off.

Richie: Yeah man, I think the rabbi’s gonna pull down your pants, turn to the crowd and say “Where’s the view”?

Stan: At the Bar mitzvah, I read from the Torah and then I make a speech and suddenly, I become a man.

Richie: I can think of funner ways to become a man.

Stan: More fun, you mean.

[markipliurr]

Stan: Hey, do you have any wrongdog with you?

Mike: What's wrongdog?

Stan: Everything, thanks for asking.

[markipliurr]

Bill: [looking around] Where's Richie?

Stan: Probably off somewhere disappointing Jesus

[markipliurr]

(Everyone standing around a broken coffee maker)

Richie: So, who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Bill: I did. I broke it.

Richie: No. No you didn't. Mike?

Mike: Don't look at me. Look at Eddie.

Eddie: What?! I didn't break it.

Mike: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Eddie: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Mike: Suspicious.

Eddie: No it's not!

Stan: If it matters, probably not, but Beverly was the last one to use it.

Beverly: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Stan: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Beverly: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that Stan!

Bill: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Richie.

Richie: No. Who broke it!

Eddie: Richie...Ben's been awfully quiet.

Ben: REALLY?!

Richie (by himself): I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

[knightwayne]

the losers’ club → 27 years later

[cryptidsoda-deactivated20221105]

Judge: And how do you plead?

Richie: *Looks to Eddie*

Eddie: *mouthing not guilty*

Richie: hot milky

Eddie: jesus christ just lock him up

[finn--wolfhard]

WYATT👏🏼OLEFF👏🏼IS👏🏼FINE👏🏼AS👏🏼WINE👏🏼

((not my pictures))

[maris-sol]

Losers by Sophia Lillis