“Jack Thomson, No ‘P’ In Thomson! “

Jackie-Oh Thomson, courtesy of suicide girl

[suffertowns]

we need more flags like this

[edmundcorcoran]

@markoleptic Heeeey, Jaaaack! I found a flag for you!

[markoleptic]

A - Ahem. I think you meant this for .. For David, yeah? AH FUCK IS THAT A SPIDER - ?

[markoleptic]

Why did Emilia tell me to check the calendar and look two days into the future …. That’s really weOH JEUSUS CHRIS ST -

[charliemacaulay]

Please. I can’t keep being the shoulder Bunny leans on to cry. He’s so big that it gives me reverse scoliosis when he throws all his weight onto me.

[edmundcorcoran]

I c - can’t h elp it, Dick! Y ou t - try propos ing to the m - most ww onderful wo man y - you’ve ever m et and she - she leaves w - withouut a word to you! She d - didn’t even give me the r ing bAAAACK WAAAIL -

[markoleptic]

C’moooon, don’t waste your time crying over a gal! Love of your life or not, did she really love you if she just left without a word? Especially if she told everyone else you weren’t together anymore and allowed them to make jokes about it? Think critically, Man, in what world does that make any sense? Also you owe me about .. a twenty because I definitely bested your ass last night.

[markoleptic]

Being in America is like a dog wearing boots! I should see if Emilia wants to come to the bar with me tonight! I’d ask mark but he’s, y’know, out like a fucking porch light as per usual, and Chad is boring me lately ….. Jolyon? No, he has that freaky memory business he’d have to do first .. Emilia it is!

[edmundcorcoran]

Well, Damn! I’m actually wifeless! You’d think I’d get the news directly but whatcanyado? Marriage? In this economy? What was I thinking! Anyways, you three are coming to the bar with me ;) @charliemacaulay @beautyinterror @markoleptic

[markoleptic]

I would but . . . I don’t associate with your kind.

BAHAHA -

Let’s see who can our drink the other, eh? I’ll put money on it, Corcoran!

[markoleptic]

Snnzz … Snnnzzz … God, Chad is such a bore … Are all Americans this Fuckin’ dull? Goddamn, what do you do in your funny little … Kansas? Was it Kansas? Eh, i can’t be bothered!

[livixdunne-blog]

70 horrible questions ... Fuck it

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents? 02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? 03: Do you regret anything? 04: Are you insecure? 05: What is your relationship status? 06: How do you want to die? 07: What did you last eat? 08: Played any sports? 09: Do you bite your nails? 10: When was your last physical fight? 11: Do you like someone? 12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? 13: Do you hate anyone at the moment? 14: Do you miss someone? 15: Have any pets? 16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? 17: Ever made out in the bathroom? 18: Are you scared of spiders? 19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? 20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? 21: What are your plans for this weekend? 22: Do you want to have kids? How many? 23: Do you have piercings? How many? 24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? 25: Do you miss anyone from your past? 26: What are you craving right now? 27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? 28: Have you ever been cheated on? 29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? 30: What’s irritating you right now? 31: Does somebody love you? 32: What is your favourite color? 33: Do you have trust issues? 34: Who/what was your last dream about? 35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? 36: Do you give out second chances too easily? 37: Is it easier to forgive or forget? 38: Is this year the best year of your life? 39: How old were you when you had your first kiss? 40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? 51: Favourite food? 52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? 53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? 54: Is cheating ever okay? 55: Are you mean? 56: How many people have you fist fought? 57: Do you believe in true love? 58: Favourite weather? 59: Do you like the snow? 60: Do you wanna get married? 61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? 62: What makes you happy? 63: Would you change your name? 64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? 65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? 66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? 67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? 68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? 69: Do you believe in soulmates? 70: Is there anyone you would die for?

[markoleptic]

@deefordeath

Well Hello, Suicide girl!

[deefordeath]

Hi yourself, Jackie-Oh. Have you made a fool of yourself on the internet yet? Or should I wait another five minutes?

[markoleptic]

Oh please! Written your five hundredth yet? Getting close?

[deefordeath]

You wish. Alas, I live to torment you a while longer. 

And, for the record, no woman has ever been or will ever be “close” while you’re in her presence. 

[markoleptic]

Hah! You wish. You sound jealous, Dee. Haven’t had someone in your bed in a while I take it? I did tell you that not everyone’s idea of foreplay is making blood pacts and that cult shit.

[deefordeath]

Flatter yourself if you must, Jackie-oh. It’s not like your head can get any bigger. And while I hope to one day find a nice satanist to settle down with, today is not that day. Not that it matters. What are men compared to the highs and lows of demonic rituals, anyway? 

At any rate, I’d rather have no one in my bed than someone whose entire vocabulary consists of the word “cunt” . 

[markoleptic]

Sounds like you still want my cock in your mouth, Dearest Dee-Dee. You’re a bit obsessed, but bringing up one of my favorite things? Now you’re spoiling me! I adore Satanic rituals and the word cunt! It’s what you are , anyways.

[deefordeath]

I’d rather stick my head in an oven.

But let it never be said that you don’t have balls, Jackie-boy. What you lack in intelligence, you make up for in sheer audacity.

And resorting to name-calling! My, my, however will I keep my panties on around such scathing wit. 

[markoleptic]

Don’t be a bitter bitch, Dee! You’d be lucky to spice your dull life up with a shot of Jack! ;)) it’d certainly give me community service points to give you charity. It’s surprising you even wear panties, Hippie Girl. I suppose that’s why they don’t drop Everytime your “Jackie-Oh” is around.

[deefordeath]

I think you’ve given far too much thought as to the state of my panties. Are you quite sure I’m the one who’s obsessed? 

[markoleptic]

Jesus Christ I’m going to throw up. Don’t ever imply that again!

[markoleptic]

@deefordeath

Well Hello, Suicide girl!

[deefordeath]

Hi yourself, Jackie-Oh. Have you made a fool of yourself on the internet yet? Or should I wait another five minutes?

[markoleptic]

Oh please! Written your five hundredth yet? Getting close?

[deefordeath]

You wish. Alas, I live to torment you a while longer. 

And, for the record, no woman has ever been or will ever be “close” while you’re in her presence. 

[markoleptic]

Hah! You wish. You sound jealous, Dee. Haven’t had someone in your bed in a while I take it? I did tell you that not everyone’s idea of foreplay is making blood pacts and that cult shit.

[deefordeath]

Flatter yourself if you must, Jackie-oh. It’s not like your head can get any bigger. And while I hope to one day find a nice satanist to settle down with, today is not that day. Not that it matters. What are men compared to the highs and lows of demonic rituals, anyway? 

At any rate, I’d rather have no one in my bed than someone whose entire vocabulary consists of the word “cunt” . 

[markoleptic]

Sounds like you still want my cock in your mouth, Dearest Dee-Dee. You’re a bit obsessed, but bringing up one of my favorite things? Now you’re spoiling me! I adore Satanic rituals and the word cunt! It’s what you are , anyways.

[deefordeath]

I’d rather stick my head in an oven.

But let it never be said that you don’t have balls, Jackie-boy. What you lack in intelligence, you make up for in sheer audacity.

And resorting to name-calling! My, my, however will I keep my panties on around such scathing wit. 

[markoleptic]

Don’t be a bitter bitch, Dee! You’d be lucky to spice your dull life up with a shot of Jack! ;)) it’d certainly give me community service points to give you charity. It’s surprising you even wear panties, Hippie Girl. I suppose that’s why they don’t drop Everytime your “Jackie-Oh” is around.

[markoleptic]

Fucking art students, Man. This shit is so hard!

[wellredacademic-deactivated2022]

himbo is a state of mind

[markoleptic]

Stop tagging me in this. What the fuck is a himbo!!!

[markoleptic]

@deefordeath

Well Hello, Suicide girl!

[deefordeath]

Hi yourself, Jackie-Oh. Have you made a fool of yourself on the internet yet? Or should I wait another five minutes?

[markoleptic]

Oh please! Written your five hundredth yet? Getting close?

[deefordeath]

You wish. Alas, I live to torment you a while longer. 

And, for the record, no woman has ever been or will ever be “close” while you’re in her presence. 

[markoleptic]

Hah! You wish. You sound jealous, Dee. Haven’t had someone in your bed in a while I take it? I did tell you that not everyone’s idea of foreplay is making blood pacts and that cult shit.

[deefordeath]

Flatter yourself if you must, Jackie-oh. It’s not like your head can get any bigger. And while I hope to one day find a nice satanist to settle down with, today is not that day. Not that it matters. What are men compared to the highs and lows of demonic rituals, anyway? 

At any rate, I’d rather have no one in my bed than someone whose entire vocabulary consists of the word “cunt” . 

[markoleptic]

Sounds like you still want my cock in your mouth, Dearest Dee-Dee. You’re a bit obsessed, but bringing up one of my favorite things? Now you’re spoiling me! I adore Satanic rituals and the word cunt! It’s what you are , anyways.

[markoleptic]

@deefordeath

Well Hello, Suicide girl!

[deefordeath]

Hi yourself, Jackie-Oh. Have you made a fool of yourself on the internet yet? Or should I wait another five minutes?

[markoleptic]

Oh please! Written your five hundredth yet? Getting close?

[deefordeath]

You wish. Alas, I live to torment you a while longer. 

And, for the record, no woman has ever been or will ever be “close” while you’re in her presence. 

[markoleptic]

Hah! You wish. You sound jealous, Dee. Haven’t had someone in your bed in a while I take it? I did tell you that not everyone’s idea of foreplay is making blood pacts and that cult shit.

[markoleptic]

@deefordeath

Well Hello, Suicide girl!

[deefordeath]

Hi yourself, Jackie-Oh. Have you made a fool of yourself on the internet yet? Or should I wait another five minutes?

[markoleptic]

Oh please! Written your five hundredth yet? Getting close?

[markoleptic]

@deefordeath

Well Hello, Suicide girl!

[markoleptic]

Fuck, I need a drink! Where is Jolly boy and his tag along when you need them?