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ICYMI Anger is a Gift by Mark Oshiro (@markdoesstuff) won the Schneider Family Book Award yesterday! Congratulations Mark! 🎉

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Anyway, thanks @markdoesstuff for helping me think of a good reason to keep my crappy old laptop.

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Hi, Tumblr. After many years and drafts, I’m finally publishing a book. I can’t wait for you to read ANGER IS A GIFT

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i’ve been watching mark oshiro’s videos of him reading fifty shades for the past four hours and i feel like i’m witnessing a person’s undoing

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Have you ever wondered what it would be like to get bitten by a cobra? Take care of elephants? Rescue lizards? You’re in luck, because Seanan McGuire has had more bizarre animal experiences than probably any other human (or hostile invasive plant alien) in the local group, and she’ll be spinning yarns once more! Gather round in an adoring huddle and listen to her tell tales that sound like they should be tall but are actually true in an hour of nonstop hilarity. Seanan’s Animal Stories: now that’s entertainment.

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I love that they have chosen a picture where it looks like I am about to straight murder poor Mark.

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Y'all @markdoesstuff is the best person. Just a Fucking delight of a human. So glad I’ve gotten to know him and have the pleasure of panelling with him again at Wiscon this year.

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MARK MARK did you see the cartoon of you and Baize singing the Steven Universe song??!

WAIT WHAT. WHERE.

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I don’t know if maybe this is what they’re talking about but I made these ages ago when you first started watching? I posted them in the comments of the main site.

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I don’t know if this is what was being referred to, but it is GLORIOUS.

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STOP IT OH MY GOD THIS IS INCREDIBLE @gooseweasel we are CRYING over this.

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You don’t even know, I’ve been waiting YEARS to just ruin your fuckin lives with this

Mark Oshiro, on his upcoming book (via andwereallwevegot)

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Mark Reads “ Domald Tromp Pounded in the Butt By The Handsome Russian T-Rex Who Also Peed On His Butt and Then Blackmailed Him With The Videos Of His Butt Getting Peed On” by Chuck Tingle at ConFusion 2017.

I WAS THERE FOR THIS AND THE VIDEO IS ONLY A FRACTION OF THE TRUE MINDBENDING HORRIMAZINGNESS OF THAT EXPERIENCE. :D

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“I’ll say this: that was the gayest thing I’ve ever seen. I’m so happy. Also, fuck you. So… I have to pretend the world’s the same now. Okay, awesome.”

- Mark Oshiro

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Congratulations Mark!

We are so happy that our friend @markdoesstuff got an agent for his book! This is bound to be an amazing book! We can’t wait to read it!

We are not prepared.

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Look who’s started A Wizard Alone! @markdoesstuff certainly is having a lot of emotions :))))))

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“I’ll say this: that was the gayest thing I’ve ever seen. I’m so happy. Also, fuck you. So… I have to pretend the world’s the same now. Okay, awesome.”

- Mark Oshiro

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My holiday card from Mark Oshiro came in the mail today, and let me tell you, christmas came early this year!!!

My prompt was Amy and Jake from Brooklyn Nine Nine meeting Hermione and Ron, and I cackled SO HARD when I read this gem of a story! I LOVE IT SO MUCH!

THANK YOU MARK!!!!