Seeking Elysium

A 28 year old gay man (him/his) here. Memes, gay stuff, politics, video games, current obessions, and the occasional selfie. Aspiring storyteller, survivor, jokester, and fighter. On a journey to become the best me I can be, one existential crisis at a time.

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i didnt expect this post to get this many notes please check out the dude who made the music i used and the person who posted the gif (who i got it from) is kaguramutsuki im sorry for what ive done

[afro-elf]

i like tumblr more than twitter because the white people on here have never listened to rap music

[afro-elf]

i mean they've heard a brockhampton song but that's all and they don't know the words and they haven't built their entire internet persona around it. tumblr white people build their internet personas around whichever piece of fantasy media makes them feel the most marginalized and that's just easier to deal with

[kirishima-hates-terfs]

Hamilton

[afro-elf]

that's not rap music

[gayvetforlife]

Watsky, Lil Dicky, Wax, Daveed Diggs

[afro-elf]

do you live in the suburbs?

[gayvetforlife]

Yeah, why?

[afro-elf]

[awxward]

Does Kitchen Sink by Twenty Øne Pilots count as rap?

[afro-elf]

i can’t do this anymore

[firefox-official]

who here self identifies as a nerd

[enbeemagical]

*raises hand* nerd; subspecies geek; type: fangirl; categories: TDP, A:TLA, WOF, MCU, POTO, M:TOLBACN, other miscellaneous

[firefox-official]

girl what

[morbidlycrunchy]

please say date of origin

[firefox-official]

this is from today

[reallybadblackoutpoems]

text from my dad (2021) - my dad

“i’ll admit that my main problem with this is that i haven’t asked”

submitted by @cornandcoconutsoup​

[cornandcoconutsoup]

Original text for context

[reallybadblackoutpoems]

op this provides no context

[nyanbinyuri]

op this is negative context

[stockpilingantihistamines]

[bogleech]

Why does the entire rest of the internet think tumblr is “dying” or “dead” when I have seen absolutely no drop in activity level on here ever

[transgirl-link]

Would you rather twitter and reddit people move back here? I think it’s good people think we’re dead

[tribeofthedrunkenweasles]

[997]

[tlirsgender]

Weird peeve time. Calling lab grown gemstones "fake" is stupid because it's the same shit just not formed naturally. An artificially grown diamond is the same shit as a natural diamond it is the exact same material bro it's all fuckign carbon

[tlirsgender]

It's carbon it's pretty and it didn't involve slave labor what's not to love??? Hi I'm having geology opinions tonight apparently. And I'm right

[tlirsgender]

There is so much bullshit in the diamonds industry to be mad about tbh. It also ties into the bullshit of the wedding industry as a whole but we don't have the time to unpack all that

[val-ritz]

not even going to lie, the day i learned i could get like 15 lab grown rubies the size of dimes for $20 is the day i spent $20 on rubies, and i have never once said to myself "man, i wish this cost $1,600 and the lives of eight children to produce"

[fuckyeahmineralogy]

We are a pro-lab-grown mineral blog here, not only is it massively cheaper but massively more ethical as well in many cases.

[akaashikelji]

here come dat weeb!!

o shit konnichiwa

[sonicthehedgegod]

this is it. this is the worst post.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[la-laborista-republiko]

[tlaloc]

i love that it’s pikachu saying this bc pikachu attained freedom by electrocuting the fuck out of ash and outright refusing to get into the fucking pokeball

[catchymemes]

[indelicateink]

that’s it there it is

[humanoidhistory]

“Ohhh, dadgummit!” Jack Schmitt tumbles over into the lunar dust during the Apollo 17 mission to the Moon, December 11-14, 1972.

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

worth noting that this is the most recent living person to have walked on the moon

[blackpyrefly]

fucking cringe

[snuv]

you post cringe on the moon once and then no one ever goes back there

[humanoidhistory]

“Ohhh, dadgummit!” Jack Schmitt tumbles over into the lunar dust during the Apollo 17 mission to the Moon, December 11-14, 1972.

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

worth noting that this is the most recent living person to have walked on the moon

[blackpyrefly]

fucking cringe

[snuv]

you post cringe on the moon once and then no one ever goes back there

[srsfunny]

So so gullible

[complete-trash-and-despair]

Looks like some flimsy ass cheap plastic lol

[uncle-beanbag]

Hemitite is an iron ore material that is incredibly brittle since it’s iron rock.

It breaks because it is made thin as a ring and any decent pressure on it snaps it.

Not because of negative vibes

[bigredm38-2]

In other words:

The guy that made ‘em

[astroangeltears]

I work at a rock shop, we have had these boys forever but due to some tik tok trend last week we have been getting people just comming in and rushing for the bands. Not to mention when they are like “man i hope yours does not break” and I tell them they are fragile and you should be careful with them they get angry with me since the only way the can possibly break is by vibes alone and not jusy throwing your hand down on a table too hard.

[uiruu]

you at the rock shop

[grimeclown]

I dont think the joker chemicals really did all that when he fell in. I think he just wanted an excuse to be like that

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

Joker: the joker chemicals made me crazy

Arkham doctor: that was a mild detergent

Joker: heehee hoo ha ho hee hoo

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]