Ice Cold Supernova

Cody, 31, NOLA. They/Them. Sometimes I feel like an Iphone without a case. Like, I know I’m worth a lot and I have a lot of good functions, but at any time I could just shatter.

[natalieironside]

My boyfriend was showing me his cat and I leaned over to kiss the cat on his soft little baby head and he went "meow" and scrambled away because I'd been wearing my headphones and I accidentally jabbed him with the microphone.

And I said "Damn, this is exactly like in the Iliad"

[rebels-cairn]

#explanation: this references the scene where Hektor the prince of troy goes to his wife after a battle and leans in to kiss his son #(who is still a baby and being held in andromache's arms) #but his son cringes away in fear of his father's battle helmet #it's a gut wrenching scene about how war dehumanizes you and separates you from the people you love #this interpretation implies that being a gamer is analogous

[dickstolebyanalien]

two men will watch a movie together and instead of having sex afterwards they record a podcast about it

[queercomposer]

JEN D'QUEER??? IS ANYONE HERE JEN D'QUEER???

[parkchanwoohoo]

No I think it's really great when a friend group of approximately twenty seven individuals spread out in the sidewalk as they walk so nobody has to walk behind the group. There's nothing better than when I'm trying to get home and I see the tableau of Jesus at the Last Supper gliding towards me like Jamiroquai in the Virtual Insanity music video and I have to decide who has the narrowest frame that I can shoulder-check my way past

[abbiistabbii]

[fongus-the-ninth]

[elexecution]

they need to invent the opposite of an nda called an fda where u have to tell everyone everything

[ilovedirt]

subpoena

[virtualgirladvance]

tumblr

[earhartsease]

alcohol

[beltsquid]

war thunder forums

[puzzled-on-main]

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

[evilvillain123456789]

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate. 

[mtfoss]

Okay so normal rules then

[theconcealedweapon]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

dude he's a pro and he's dating a noob, it's a problematic skill gap, it's not a healthy pwnage dynamic

[vaquerev]

[raylangivins]

[narutwitter]

[crap-userrname16]

[depsidase]