I genuinely want bakugo to fucking die.

No, I'm not joking about that. He sucks as a character and as a person. IF THE DUMBASS BATTLE FIELD HEART SURGERY OR DEUS ERI MACHINA FUCKIN BRINGS HIM BACK SO HELP ME-- (Hualian simp 24/7)

[lobotomyscars]

"everybody experiences that" says mother who has the same symptom of the same mental illness

[perkwunos]

The Johnny Appleseed they don’t want you to know about

[bigfuckingcrab]

[bogleech]

I still have and treasure this single piece of hate mail from 2002 that I got during the infamous Gamefaqs Greatest Character Poll Drama after I said Sephiroth was dumb

[lnfini-deactivated20230930]

[iphigeniacomplex]

[girl in a low cut top voice] i just dont know what it is but everyone is being sooo nice to me today….[grows grave and guarded] they’re conspiring against my reign and they think me a fool

[compassionvi]

the thing about piracy is that i know i deserve everything for free forever

[mugfulis]

@funnier-with-narcpd

[john-boneman-lich-lord]

Yeah man, this wizard conference is such a drag. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "Hastened Networking" or something, and suddenly everyone in a 20 foot radius was holding a copy that dude's business card. Nobody even acknowledged the quality of his card, that's how common this is. I'm over here casting Handshake and level 2 Small Talk. I think I just heard "Power Word: Video Call" two groups over. I gotta get a new job.

[im-mender]

post: I noticed that in act 1 there's a loaded gun mounted on the wall there. I bet by the end of act 2 it will have been fired

all the replies: you're a fucking idiot

*after act 2*

all the replies: how the fuck did you know that

[im-mender]

okay but we can't know for sure that the loud noise and bright flash offstage—which occurred after the character who was holding the gun exited the stage with it—was a gunshot, because we didn't get to directly see it

[bakugo-sucks]

It's my pup's first real experience with fireworks. Technically, he was born in June, but I doubt he remembers anything from last year, and idk where his foster mom lived, but he may have not even heard any. That said, I anticipated he might not like them and I drugged him ahead of time with the trazodone they gave for nail trims (bc he hates those and screams like they're cutting his entire paws off).

Made the mistake of taking him for a walk after his evening potty break, and wouldn't you know, while nobody was lighting anything off while we were in the yard, the moment we step into the park, they're lighting off fireworks left and right. Not even loud ones, just crackly roman candle type things, but he fucking hated it. He dragged me home.

If I'd had treats, I probably could've worked a bit on his confidence, but I didn't grab any bc I expected it to be brief as people rolled in for the evening show, because I live right where it happens and so people come early to get good parking and good seats.

Soooooo now my poor guy is fuckin stoned out of his mind in his crate just spacing out thinking, if anything, presumably that the world is ending. I hope he just lays down to sleep. He is whining and making soft "ruff" little bark noises, so I might scoot his crate closer to me, idk. Poor guy.

[barksbog]

hey it's okay.

fucked up chair with bed function on austrian used shit website

[1percentcharge]

momentarily had the thought “shout out to my platonic harem” and then remembered that’s called friends

[nineinchmales]

Did you know that um…. (remembers that words are very unnecessary, they can only do harm) …………

[daughter-of-sapph0]

[sodor-memetime]

[ntrider]

giving increasingly loud sighs as I wait for my crush to ask "what's wrong?" so I can say I'm in a state of depression unless I can touch someone's boobs with no bra

[ntrider]

I stop once I start getting short of breath

[aokozaki]

[Your crush, on the phone to someone unseen] Yeah I think she needs to be put down, her breathing-- yeah I know it can be a problem for her breed, but it's getting really bad.

[ntrider]

I'M NOT A DOG??????

[aokozaki]

[clearly less interested now] Oh.

[ntrider]

wait! au au

[aokozaki]

[walking over the distant horizon, towards the West]

[ntrider]

AU AU!!! AU AU!!!!! 😭

[bakugo-sucks]

[the-big-mood]

Clark Kent gaslighting Lois Lane into believing he’s not Superman.

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[riflebrass]

[mini-wrants]

Outdoor in sun perfec t place for president to do speech! Outdoor very warm very soft put old man on green lawn under sun. Put old man in warm sun. no problem ever in warm sun because good view and audience can see long speech. Nice podium outdoor sunny perfect place for old president can trust warm sun to give nice view to President good luck to President. friend sun.