[marlboromoxley]

[ohyka]

this is the most robby/abbot/whitaker post ever

[jetlagaccepted]

me when i can’t pick between my husband and my boyfriend

[reesemh]

Their first day off together… they planned to go out for dinner but ended up like this around 2pm…

[st-anczyk69]

[fandiagnosis]

live abbot reaction

[steebersss]

someone's excited for their trip to paris

[teliimus]

[moss4brainss]

at the end of episode 15 Robby will audibly sigh and say "wow what a shit day but it's over and I can't wait to finally kill myself in a motorcycle crash." then he walks out to the ambulance bay and his motorcycle is dismantled on the ground like an unassembled Lego set. Abbot and Whitaker are standing by with comically large screwdrivers. Robby rolls his eyes "oh you guys!" then the seinfeld outro plays to end the episode and nothing bad ever happens in the Pitt again.

[ny-ji]

"People don't always respond to trauma the way you expect them to" they said

Yes

[timothyolyphant]

THE PITT S02E09

[leonkennedysprostate]

all the daughters sold to one direction are being returned. they're all men now. or lesbians

[arkred]

This reads like a 10k post.

[leonkennedysprostate]

im immune to 10k posts. i got vaccinated

[i-give-you-a-fish]

You get an Orange Clownfish

Amphiprion percula

[greymvs]

[nameless-ken]

[apolladay]

On what part of your body is your biggest scar?

head

torso

arms/hands

legs/feet

a different part of my body

I have 0 scars

Remaining time: 6 hours 39 minutes

[despazito]

[lakevida]

its gonna be so nuts when our generation of old people is shuffling around with big stupid meme tattoos imagine being a personal support specialist in 2080 and peepaw has a bee movie script sleeve and youre twenty years old and delivering pills like dude what is that and he goes Its from a movie about a jerry seinfeld bug lusting after a human woman who looks like flo from progessive who is still a prominent american cultural figure and you say OK and then you help him plug into his VR headset to play for2nite the sequel to fortnite and he mains former president hunter biden and then you go on lunch break and pay $75 for a ham and cheese sandwich

[captain-price-returns]

its truly unfortunate but the 4chan “>be me” format is the greatest advancement in comedic storytelling since the invention of the slide show