I’m just trying my best!

Marley-🎻-👩‍❤️‍👩-17

[jxiaoo]

ceramic cars

shop.jenniferxiao.com

[tenderwiki]

2019 literally feels like it’s 2 or 3 years in one…umbrella academy came out earlier this year but every time a meme from it crosses my dash it feels so 2017. endgame happened this year and it feels like that happened in 2015 w how quiet everything has been about it recently…even last week feels like it happened 3 months back like !!what the FUCK is up 

[tenderwiki]

the “AOC nudes debunked by foot fetishists” thing happened in January.

Spiderman: into the spiderverse came out this year, as did Captain Marvel

Hozier released Wasteland, Baby! in March.

the gamer girl bath water meme AND the shaggy meme were this year.

the last GoT season came out.

Marie Kondo happened to us this year

detective Pikachu happened this year; so did the cats movie trailer and Sonic and lion king live-action.

the area 51 meme happened this year (it feels like it’s been 4 years)

30-50 feral hogs happened this year

writing this list made me age 10 years. add your own

[teenscoolest]

[mothcub]

[elriabrunnr]

Not to hijack the weed allergy discourse but also don’t smoke at pride cause if someone has asthma then just the smell of smoke can cause their chests to close up. No amount of inhalers is gonna keep us from being unable to breathe in smoke. Please don’t smoke at pride.

[bringingasexyback]

just dont smoke in populated public spaces like period. its common courtesy no one wants your secondhand and there are tons of health conditions that can cause a negative reaction to smoke exposure, plus it just smells nasty. this goes for weed, tobacco products, and your dessert flavored vapes too

[trans-gothic]

[rcmclachlan]

Turns out, 2000 was 20 years ago. Which is odd, since 1980 was also.

[roominthecastle]

[lesbianshepard]

when pompeii was first being excavated and studied ppl were writing about how there were literal hundreds of brothels. every street and every corner. and this was kind of accepted for a couple of years before someone went “hey that doesn’t actually make any sense at all. what are you using as proof there are so many brothels? what’s the criteria for it to count?” and it turned out ppl were like “oh if there’s a dick drawn on it it’s a brothel.”

so anyway after re-evaluating the criteria there’s only one single building in all of pompeii that researchers are pretty sure was a brothel.

[lesbianshepard]

while the “picture of penis = brothel” thing IS really dumb it does provide the wonderful mental image of archaeologists just going around and marking every dick they find on a map and growing more and more horrified and disgusted 

[stimman4000]

my bf is always making fun of me for being short but my roommate is letting me borrow his bighuge platforms and now im 6’2... the tables are about to turn little man

[stimman4000]

theyre about to turn

[confetticalf]

What the fuck are you gonna do to your boyfriend, op.

[stimman4000]

about to make him shorter

[sistertaxon]

[leonkennedy]

I think this is important so I’m gonna share it here as well

[allegedserialkiller]

being self-aware fucking sucks i wish i was a cucumber

[hatin-deactivated20140225]

[hyrude]

OMG JUST REMEMBERED I HAVE ANOTHER EAR OF CORN IN MY FRIDGE 🥰🥰💕💞❤💘🥰💕💕🥰🥰💕💞❤💘🥰💕💕🥰🥰💕💞❤💘🥰💕💕 🥰🥰💕💞❤💘🥰💕💕🥰🥰💕💞❤💘🥰💕💕 🥰🥰💕💞❤💘🥰💕💕🥰🥰💕💞❤💘🥰💕💕🥰🥰💕💞❤💘🥰💕💕🥰🥰💕💞❤💘🥰💕💕

[hyrude]

yes, thank you for asking. it’s a sensitive subject, but i’m ok with it as long as you’re respectful

[withlovewithsqualor-deactivated]

[camewiththeframe]

[atuans]

everybody has seen vanessa stockard's black cat paintings im sure but im still so obsessed with how she paints the cat like

literally JUST eyes