[totalkexcessively-deactivated20]

I can’t find it on tumblr and IT CHRISMAS GOD DAMMIT.

MERR CHRISMAS.

[lierdumoa]

So I started watching this show called Legends 招摇 and I’d like to debut my new favorite discourse reaction gif:

This is a public domain gif! you have my permission to use it as a reaction to other posts.

[nothingifnotobstinate]

sometimes a family is a neurodivergent vet and his son orphan brother, his wife housekeeper, his business partner, his partner's wife, their two kids, a golden retriever, a springer spaniel, two rats and a colection of canned sardines.

[weltenwellen]

Kathy Fagan, from "The Light in Autumn"

[lizclimo]

[shutyourmoustache]

I literally heard myself wheeze at one point reading these. 😂

[shutyourmoustache]

[hatesaltrat]

I wasn’t feeling well at work once and the boss told me to go get something to eat. I did feel better and a little while later when he saw me and asked if I was feeling better I thought that the food in my gut had helped I meant to say food in my belly but told him “I feel a lot better with something in my butt”. Not sure we ever spoke again.

[mrmeowmeowmeowmeow]

I was ordering a chicken sandwich and saw that you could turn it into a club sandwich (like bacon lettuce tomato cheese) for an upcharge. So I tried to ask, "Could you club my sandwich?" and I did but unconsciously added "..like a baby seal.." to it. I stood there in shock for a minute until my family started laughing, which set off the cashier and I too

[holybeings]

an ornithologist pointed a microphone at a bird sitting alone on a wire and caught the sound of the bird singing a song at a decibel so low that it would be impossible for another bird to hear it, meaning the bird was singing quietly to itself I love life

[raspberryripley]

[detailedart]

Detail: Moonlight Landscape, 1785, by Joseph Wright of Derby.

[hylialeia]

love when emails start off with “DO NOT REPLY”. like oh yeah way ahead of you brother

[felixfeliccis]

Art challenge where you have to finish what you're making

[felixfeliccis]

Obssesed with this comment

[lobotomycas]

*pounds a monster at 9pm* why can't I ever sleep at night

[lobotomycas]

WAIT.I MEANT. THE DRINK LIKE I.M

[lyonnerileyauthor]

what a post to post on the monsterfucker website. pure gold

[fuckvictorvale]

life is so much better when you have a work of fiction to obsess over

[weltenwellen]

Joy Sullivan, from “These Days People Are Really Selling Me On California”, Instructions for Traveling West

[guardian-angle22]

newborn pudu fawn named petal via the san diego zoo

[iced-coffee-chronicles]

openin’ the door to the microwave one second early because you don’t need all the hootin’ and hollerin’

[redlipstickresurrected]

Angela Smyth (British, based West Yorkshire, England) - They See Me Comin, 2021, Paintings: Acrylic, Ink

[johnnycrass]

faeries are not real but i wish thwy were so i could spray one with raid

[helloitsbees]

harry houdini to his wife after a long exhausting dinner with arthur conan doyle