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@marleybosswitch: ur so happy it’s gross
Bucket had this neat new trick. Maybe it was being too kind to call it a trick, given that neither he nor Marley had taught it to him. He wasn't sure where he'd picked it up (maybe Scoob?) but either way, he'd taken to weaving in and out of Harlow's legs whenever he moved about the kitchen. Always when Harlow was plodding around with a cup of coffee in hand, or about to leave the house, he'd start up prancing around like a prize show pony or one of those extra-smart dogs on America's Got Talent. Like he could just slow the old man down by being extra cute.
Harlow let out a guffaw of laughter, stepping real careful over Bucket so as not to trip up over his cowboy boots. He'd shined 'em up real nice, his old, beat up Tecovas relegated to the back of his closet for the night. Only the best for Marley's big night. It had been circled on the calendar for weeks, and Harlow had been running his mouth about it for just as long. It was hard to tell if Marley had been pleased or just plain embarrassed when he'd told the customer ordering the no-foam, oat milk skinny latte about her tight five that night, grinning from ear to ear as the tips of Marley's own ears turned pink.
They'd parted ways earlier in the day, Marley reassured in the knowledge Simon was coming in to work the late Harlow usually was rota'd on for that week. Nothing was gonna get in his way. He was gonna be front row, whooping and hollering and laughing louder than anybody else in the place. Not just to be supportive, but because his girl was damn funny.
That was, until he stepped foot into his living room and was scared near to death by the sight of a five foot somethin' blonde standing there in bright pink cowboy boots.
She had always had a flair for dramatics, his little girl. He had no idea where on earth Rosie Charlton had picked it up, given he and her Mama were farm people, real salt of the earth types. He'd seen Rosie with her hand up a cow's hoo-hah when said cow was calving with a serious, no-funny-business look on her face. Yet now she was standing there looking like some kind of cartoon villain, a set of fluffy looking pink keys dangling from her index finger.
'Cause of course, she had her own set of keys.
"You scared the heck out of me, Ro." he chuckled, hand clasped over his heart. He took a few tentative steps forward, slinging an arm around her neck to pull her in for a bear hug. Her tiny body stiffened in his embrace, arms still held in the same position as before, so her keys dug mercilessly into his arm.
He tried giving her a small smile, chucking under her chin ever so slightly in the way she loved when she was a kid. To look at her sometimes was to be reminded of Dolly. When she and the girls had been running around the farm as kids, it was easy to think there were McCabe triplets rather than just twins. Only, Dolly was always smiling, even when she was at her saddest. Harlow hated to say it about his own flesh and blood - but Rosie had a meanness to her that Dolly just didn't possess, and it made 'em seem like polar opposites.
"You goin' somewhere, Daddy?" she asked, lips turned downward into a pout. He watched as her eyes slid downwards, to his boots, and to Bucket peering out from behind his legs.
He nodded gently, bending his knees to scratch Bucket behind those big, silly ears of his. Reassuring him. Rosie wasn't a stranger, Bucket just didn't know her yet.
"Yeah, as a matter of fact." he said, a lazy smile turning up the corner of his lips. "Marley's got a gig tonight. A gig? A show? I dunno. She's doin'-"
The smile slid clean of his face at the sight of Rosie, whose entire face had turned stony at the mere mention of Marley's name.
It had taken forty minutes to steer Rosie from absolutely hysterical to just plain mad.
Bucket scurrying into the other room should've been a sure fire sign Marley was home, but Harlow failed to hear the tell-tale squeak of the front door because Rosie was making such a ruckus. She'd stomped up and down his hardwood floor in those boots, mascara-colored tears tracking down her face as her voice climbed higher, impossibly higher. The soothing, soft pleas of "let me call your Mama, you wanna talk to your Mama?" had been met with furthur plaintive wails, the snatching of his phone, and a high pitched cry when she saw Harlow's phone background, a slightly blurry photo of Marley and Bucket running through Central Park.
"You've. Totally. Replaced. Me." she hissed, the words harsh and cutting right through him. One hand clasped his phone, her manicured grip tight, the other thrusting around Marley's abandoned jumper. "She. Lives. Here."
"Ro, Rosie. Come on, pumpkin." he cooed, holding up two hands. The couch stood between them like a barrier, and Harlow found himself kneeling on the couch cushions, tugging Rosie towards him, the back of the couch jutting uncomfortably into his stomach as he wrestled with her wriggling, reluctant form. He missed when she was going through the terrible twos and placated with being hoisted up onto his shoulders. He didn't know what to do with a tearful girl in her twenties who felt shoved out.
"You're still my baby." he tried to soothe her, rubbing her back. "You're my little girl. I love you so much, baby girl."
“You’re still my baby.”
Marley thought she might be sick.
“You’re my little girl. I love you so much, baby girl.”
Yeah, she was definitely going to be sick.
She listened as Harlow murmured those soft, comforting niceties, the ones he’d offered Marley so many times, to his own flesh and blood daughter. His real daughter. Marley’s fingers trembled as she pressed them against the wood of the door, listening as she heard the sniffling noise of Rosie crying and her dad reassuring her.
Marley might not have made it all the way through high school, and she still struggled to keep up with half of the books Billy talked about, good-naturedly recommending them to her even though Marley doubted she would ever get around to plodding her way through them. That being said, she was smart enough to put the pieces together of what had happened here tonight. Rosie had shown up and Harlow had taken her in and whatever she was going through had obviously trumped the need for Harlow to come and see Marley’s show.
She’d always thought that something like this would happen. She couldn’t lie and say she wasn’t enough of a cynic to have always been half-expecting it, knowing she was doomed to impermanence in Harlow’s life. Because she wasn’t lucky enough to keep anything good for longer than a little while. But she was taken aback by how painful it felt. As she heard the shushing noises Harlow was making to settle down the girl he’d helped bring into the world, Marley thought about her own dad and all of the judgment she’d cast upon him for finding any means possible to block out his own pain. For perhaps the first time in her life, she was realising that there were some things that were so kick-you-in-the-knees, stomp-on-your-stomach, rip-at-your-chest painful, that you’d take whatever you could to numb it so you would never feel this way ever again.
Her eyes burned the longer she stood there. She couldn’t find it in herself to move, scared that budging even an inch would give up the ghost.
She should have known Bucket would do that anyway.
Soon enough, she heard a scraping noise on the other side of the door and a low, repetitive whining. Her dog knew she was there, lurking. And, little traitor that he was, he was being loud enough about it to alert everyone else.
She heard Rosie let out a questioning noise and only hoped she wouldn’t be judged during whatever journey she made in the afterlife for the uncharitable thoughts that popped into her head, directed at the other girl. Inhaling deeply, she tried her best to school her expression into something passive and gently pushed the door open.
Unbeknownst to Marley, the tip of her nose was pink, sinuses stinging, and her face was ashen. As soon as she walked into the living room to see Harlow leaning over the sofa to cradle his daughter, Marley’s sweater lying forgotten on the floor, it only got exponentially worse.
Her legs wobbled a little as she stared at them. Completely unable to look at Harlow right now, her eyes slid to Rosie who didn’t exactly look better off. The other blonde’s eyelids were smudged with mascara that tracked itself down her face in two, watery lines. Despite this, as soon as they locked eyes, there was no denying the twitch of Rosie’s lips. Her face was subtly vindictive, victorious.
“Sorry, I didn’t mean to…” Marley began, but her words sounded husky and garbled, like she was using her voice for the first time that day, instead of coming off a stage after talking non-stop for ten horrendous minutes.
She cleared her throat determinedly.
“I didn’t mean to–” She cut herself off again, voice cracking as she fought to make her way through an apology she didn’t mean. Her eyes dropped to her boots, her forehead feeling aching and heavy with the sudden force of the frown that dragged down her face. She tipped her head down to hide it, momentarily ignoring Bucket so she could bend down and pick up her sweater instead, hands gripping it tightly.
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@marleybosswitch: you sure do like hanging out with a cute blonde, pops.
Marley had seen plenty of TikTok clips of comedians bombing their tight five. She’d always scrolled away quickly when the secondhand embarrassment became too much to bear. Who could recover from something like that? The dragged out silence, the expectant look on the performer’s face as they waited for anyone to say anything, do anything, the awkward cough from someone in the back row. Absolutely no laughter or, worse, a forced chuckle out of pity. It was every comedian’s worst nightmare.
And, apparently, Marley’s reality tonight.
The set had been a disaster. On paper, it had worked well. She’d performed it over Skype to Diego and Poppy, just a few days ago. They might have been talented on the stage in their own right, but neither of them were particularly good actors, so when they’d laughed at her jokes, she’d believed them. The set had worked.
With a confidence she should have checked long before she climbed onto the stage, boots thudding on the wood and echoing around the dimly-lit comedy cellar, she stood center-stage and looked out into the crowd, only to forget every single word of her material.
Harlow hadn’t been there.
She’d known there wouldn’t be a lot of familiar faces in the crowd. Diego and Poppy were on tour. Mav was still dealing with everything relating to Bea, who still hadn’t shown her face yet. Santiago was helping him. She hadn’t even bothered to invite Jessie when, just the other day, Jared had made an offhand comment about it being their anniversary that weekend, no matter how much she doubted he would actually plan something special to celebrate it. She’d written off a good turnout from her loved ones, but had made her peace with it, knowing everyone had a valid excuse. But Harlow had promised to come. And as she’d stood on the stage, squinting against the glare of the spotlight, she’d let her eyes dart over each and every one of the passive expressions in the crowd, searching for a familiar cowboy hat that wasn’t there.
From that moment on, it had been Chernobyl with mic feedback. She’d forgotten the punchline to half of her jokes and resorted to crowd work instead, but nobody had been willing to throw her a bone. Nobody had even heckled her, it was that bad. Instead, she stumbled away through a few poorly-remembered quips at the expense of someone’s career, her allocated ten minutes feeling like one long, torturous lifetime.
When the MC gave her the signal, she bolted off the stage, ready to turn her phone on airplane mode so she wouldn’t have to answer Diego’s messages about how it went. As she clicked the screen on, she half-expected to see a message from Harlow, explaining his absence. With nothing there, a sick feeling settled in her stomach.
A silence like that could mean anything. But from Marley’s experience, it never meant anything good. She thought about her dad and his own failure to answer his phone when she called. Her brain instantly began conjuring up cruel images of Harlow, gray-faced and unresponsive, even though he didn’t use and barely drank. Marley still felt unsteady as she sprinted down to the subway station to get home, half-expecting to stick two fingers down Harlow’s throat when she got there.
“Shut up,” she told herself. She was being dumb. Whatever reason Harlow had for not showing up, it wouldn’t be that. It couldn’t be.
When she reached Harlow’s walk-up, she jogged up the steps, heart in her throat. Her backpack slammed uncomfortably between her shoulder blades as she went. Not only was she worried about Harlow, but Bucket too. She’d left him in the apartment a few hours ago with a kiss between his eyes and a promise to see him soon. Harlow had agreed to feed him before he came to the show.
As she neared the apartment, keys cutting jagged patterns into the palm of her hand, she hesitated outside the door, frowning when she heard voices on the other side.
Blinking in surprise, she heard the deep rumble of Harlow’s voice. The relief she felt was dizzying, her heart melting into molten mitigation. Fuck. The fear left her body in short, staccato trembles that would make it look like she was glitching to any onlooker. Like a weird stop-motion character. And then she heard another voice and froze again.
This one was higher in pitch, but a hardness coated the words, despite the familiar Texan twang they were spoken in.
Rosie.
Her reassurance was short-lived. Knowing she shouldn’t, but unable to stop herself anyway, she pressed her ear against the door, straining to hear them.
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doin gay shit wbu
@marleybosswitch: omg my fave hobby
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floor time and pizza what more could u want
@marleybosswitch: i know everyone is talking about the pizza (fair) but damn if this didn't make me remember how much i love floor time
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Can’t think of a better way to spend my day off 😊😊😊😊 @maripatch 😍🥰💛
@marleybosswitch: this looks so fucking nice. could literally never be me dragging my ass up a mountain but good for you!!!!
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lil cutie patootie
@marleybosswitch: i'm not trying to be mean but is this his first time smiling?
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Being in love is kind of awesome.
@marleybosswitch: being a silly warrior from day dot really does have its rewards
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tour rehearsals yippeeeee!!!! ☀️☀️☀️
@marleybosswitch: omg time to make my i ❤️ poppy martin sign
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Lunch dates with my girl.
@marleybosswitch: give her my number thanks
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new york winter getting you down? come see ya girl perform her tight five on friday night to make you laugh, giggle, or let out a trademark billy mchale chortle. jokes will be a-plenty although i understand if nothing i say is funnier than thinking diego could land drew blake.
@streetwisesantiago: mav got us all tickets he is the #dadwhosteppedup
@marleybosswitch: @streetwisesantiago thank you for coming new step-brother
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new york winter getting you down? come see ya girl perform her tight five on friday night to make you laugh, giggle, or let out a trademark billy mchale chortle. jokes will be a-plenty although i understand if nothing i say is funnier than thinking diego could land drew blake.
@alilbitdolly: congrats, darlin!
@marleybosswitch: @alilbitdolly thaaaanks
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new york winter getting you down? come see ya girl perform her tight five on friday night to make you laugh, giggle, or let out a trademark billy mchale chortle. jokes will be a-plenty although i understand if nothing i say is funnier than thinking diego could land drew blake.
@cherrysundaewu: That first photo is soooo sweet, it made my head spin! I'm so excited to come see your set, Marls. :)
@marleybosswitch: @cherrysundaewu you’re the actual love of my life!!!
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new york winter getting you down? come see ya girl perform her tight five on friday night to make you laugh, giggle, or let out a trademark billy mchale chortle. jokes will be a-plenty although i understand if nothing i say is funnier than thinking diego could land drew blake.
@livvydlc: wait are pets allowed? kai said he's bringing sean
@marleybosswitch: @livvydlc girl can you at least politely try to not be funnier than the people onstage
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new york winter getting you down? come see ya girl perform her tight five on friday night to make you laugh, giggle, or let out a trademark billy mchale chortle. jokes will be a-plenty although i understand if nothing i say is funnier than thinking diego could land drew blake.
@sephyblake: Oh shit, we're friends with a celebrity
@marleybosswitch: @sephyblake omg yeah because before knowing me persephone blake was suuuuch a nobody
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new york winter getting you down? come see ya girl perform her tight five on friday night to make you laugh, giggle, or let out a trademark billy mchale chortle. jokes will be a-plenty although i understand if nothing i say is funnier than thinking diego could land drew blake.
@leonasingh: this will be great prep for the inevitable marleona tour @leonasingh: do you think we should have the muppets support us or do you think seth meyers will be free
@marleybosswitch: @leonasingh omfg kermit will not know what to do when he comes face to face with mr lobby baby