shaken, not stirred

santiago. 23. ran away from home and now i'm father to 6 billion tiny baby rebellious kittens. if u even care.

[cookwithizzy]

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[cinematicsantiago]

@streetwisesantiago: mom and dad were KIDS once?????

[spectreravi]

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Lily-Rose, this is my fortnightly ‘proof of life’ post. You’re welcome. No arrests this month, they still haven’t shot him (I’m sure you know that though) and Skye took this last week at the office. I think you’re caught up now.

[cinematicsantiago]

@streetwisesantiago: boomers be like lemme drop a whole ass finsta n run my own updates acc

[cookwithizzy]

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so we knowwww i’m a summer girl but spring is woo’ing me so hard right now!!!!! (i got to take my spring lamb perry to the farmer’s market, saw my FAVE jam man of ALL TIME aaaand i got flowers for my chrissykins!!) it all felt very rom-com 💐🌸🌻🌼

[cinematicsantiago]

@streetwisesantiago: mom you look PRETTY

[staygoldgoose]

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drew me n cherry 🙂

[cinematicsantiago]

@streetwisesantiago: do me next

[raffertyreyes]

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Maria sent me these to ‘prove I needed a haircut’ then told me to put it to a vote.

[cinematicsantiago]

@streetwisesantiago: hot diggity dog the world has gone crazy @maverickrojas @bearojas @howdyharlow @marleybosswitch @wardowrites @ivy.rogers we all understand the implications of this right?????????

[land0kn1ght]

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eating a snack AND looking at one 😉 wham BAM! 📸 creds to théoooo. if u didn’t get that from the snack hint

[cinematicsantiago]

@streetwisesantiago: cayooooootie

[cookwithizzy]

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had a cutie helping me in the kitchen today! he chopped and diced sooooo efficiently!!! someone come snap him up

[cinematicsantiago]

@streetwisesantiago: omg bestie what we cooking

[raffertyreyes]

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Writing a song about how much I fuckin’ hate ICE. No, not the weather.

[cinematicsantiago]

@streetwisesantiago: wait old people kinda rock

[cookwithizzy]

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i looooove stealing sean’s friends. that’s izzy’s bestie now!

[cinematicsantiago]

@streetwisesantiago: mom you gotta start letting me know when you bring home a new dad

[marleybosswitch]

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new york winter getting you down? come see ya girl perform her tight five on friday night to make you laugh, giggle, or let out a trademark billy mchale chortle. jokes will be a-plenty although i understand if nothing i say is funnier than thinking diego could land drew blake.

[cinematicsantiago]

@streetwisesantiago: mav got us all tickets he is the #dadwhosteppedup

[cookwithizzy]

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good soup?

[cinematicsantiago]

@streetwisesantiago: v papas orchard vibes

[rodeotravis]

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Just hangin’ out.

[cinematicsantiago]

@streetwisesantiago: lmaooooooo ahahahahaha @streetwisesantiago: boomer ass joke

[heymcbly]

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we’re spending a christmas week in monaco. my french has gotten rusty, but i’m still excited.

[cinematicsantiago]

@streetwisesantiago: this vibey as hellllll sylv you're the coolest

[cinematicsantiago]

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fuck heavy w nyc so far cos i just made a fren

[leorpheus]

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Sometimes Orpheus has to go to the gym too! #gains #gymselfie #lifting

[cinematicsantiago]

@streetwisesantiago: treating my fyp like it’s grindr bc what the helly yes sir yes please

[dilfgifs]

OSCAR ISAAC as JONATHAN SCENES FROM A MARRIAGE 1.01 INNOCENCE AND PANIC

[apara-dise-penguin]

Jenna Ortega attempting the Stephen Colbert Late Show in NYC. [2/2] ..