Marlene Mckinnon

|Gryffindor|Pureblood|Order of Phoenix|

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James: *whispering* Ask her something

Sirius: How are you feeling?

Marlene: Fine

James: *whispering* Ask her something personal

Sirius: At what age did you first get your period

Marlene: ...

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Marlene: Girlfriend? I don’t wanna be Sirius' girlfriend.

Lily: Well, what do you want then?

Marlene: I don’t know. I just wanna be with him. All the time. I want to hear about his day and to tell him about mine. I want to hold his hand and smell his hair. I don’t want to be his stupid girlfriend.

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James: *bursts into Sirius’ room* I’m getting married today!

Sirius: *in bed with covers up to his chin* Morning, James.

James: I’M GETTING MARRIED. TODAY.

Sirius: Yeah, you are!

James: WOO-HOO! *runs out of room*

Marlene: *pops out from under the covers* Do you think he knew I was here

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James: You keep hugging Sirius when he’s upset. Next thing you know, he’s gonna fall in love with you. Is that what you want?

Marlene: *scoffing* Is that what I want?

Lily: *loudly from the other side of the room* yes

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Marlene: I slept with Sirius

Lily: And?

Marlene: I thought you’d be more surprised.

Lily: Oh sorry….

*pretends to be shocked*

Lily: AND

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“Mckinnon”

“Yea Black”

“I see after all my begging you’ve decided to wear my quidditch scarf”

“What can I say I have a soft spot for puppy eyes and if I didn’t Susie Brown would’ve snatched it from your neck so I decided to do you a favor, if that’s all I’m going to find Lily”

“It looks good on you Mckinnon you should wear it more often”

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Marlene: see? unisex

Sirius: maybe you need sex. i certainly don’t

Marlene: no, you don’t get it. U-N-I-sex.


Sirius: …okay, i can’t say no to that

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“Not how you use a library Marlene”

“Shut up Lily I need to try this whole reading thing before O.W.L’s”

“Try not to knock the shelves down”

“Try not to knock James out”

“Try not to get knocked up just by looking at Black”

“Screw off”

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Sirius: come on, Marlene isn’t that hard to handle

James: Marlene once made me call people and tell them she was dead to see how they’d react.

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Marlene: is she crying? Is she crying?

James: A little

*Marlene takes phone*

Marlene: You should be wailing you stone cold bitch, Now call my other grandma James

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Lily: why don’t you just tell Sirius you love him

Marlene: Ive only said I love you to three people, my mom, my dad and my dying grandpa and one of those I regret

Lily: which one?

Marlene: grandpa, he survived the torture curse, so now I look like an idiot

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Sirius: Being attractive is so inconvenient like how am I supposed to do things if I'm constantly surrounded by fangirls

Marlene: Open your mouth your personality will drive them away

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"Whatcha writing Marlene" "None of your business James" "Come on, amuse me" "What part of its none of your business do you not understand" "Let me take a guess, Dear diary, today at breakfast Sirius' grey eyes met mine for what felt like an eternity and in that moment I kne-OW. That's going to leave a bruise" "If you don't shut up I'll leave more than a bruise"

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"Not how you use a library Marlene" "Shut up Lily I need to try this whole reading thing before O.W.L's" "Try not to knock the shelves down" "Try not to knock James out" "Try not to get knocked up just by looking at Black" "Screw off"

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“Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you and fuck you”

“Who are you swearing at now” Lily mumbled not even bothering to look up from her book

“Anyone and everyone I see”

“What did Sirius do this time”

What, what make you think h- OKAY SO THIS MOTHERFUCKER THINKS HE CAN JUST USE ALL MY HAIR PRODUCTS AND GET AWAY WITH IT"

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“Mckinnon”

“Yea Black”

“I see after all my begging you’ve decided to wear my quidditch scarf”

“What can I say I have a soft spot for puppy eyes and if I didn't Susie Brown would've snatched it from your neck so I decided to do you a favor, if that’s all I’m going to find Lily”

“It looks good on you Mckinnon you should wear it more often”

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Being a dick won't make yours any bigger

-Marlene to Sirius at one point

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“If you must die, sweetheart die knowing your life, was my life’s best part.”