Marmalade Quotes

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My goal in life is to hook up with him

-Princess M, said while staring at a penguin who looked like the boy she likes/stalks/wants to have sex (a lot of sex) with.

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I'm feeling sexual today... where's my boyfriend?

Princess M, just randomly

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Me: Go eat yourself! (one of Princess M's finest insults) Princess M: Not if you eat me first!

Princess M, let's see if you have a dirty mind...

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"It took me a year to like him because of his face..."

Princess M, being slightly (very) shallow

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"Didn't Hilter win World War Two?"

Princess M, during history

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"Get out of me!"

Princess M, when Goddess G put her feet in her face

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Is giving a handy like milking a cow?

Princess M, on more sexual topics…

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If it’s daylight for half of the year in Antarctica, how do they sleep? Do they hibernate or something?

A girl in my class, in Geography while studying Antarctica…

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"Buses have numbers?"

Princess M, on the subject of public transport...

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Princess M: "It's the country where penguins live," Partner: "Antartica?" Princess M: "No..." Partner: "The Artic...?" a bit later... Me: "what was the answer?" Princess M: "...Alaska" Everyone: *groans*

Princess M, during a game of Articulate...

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Alaskan Penguins

So this Blog... is a bunch of funny/strange/slightly stupid quotes my friend, who will be known as Princess M, says. There may also be some from people in my class (my class isn't the brightest)... All of them will be legitiment quotes, I don't make this shit up.