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my tulpa of tracer from overwatch is telling me to buy more loot crates or else shell scream whenever my eyes are closed
isn't this the guy that pored cereal in his mouth for vine
I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.
omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven
In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy.
polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.
this week on: britan thinks its special
This week on: Britain steals things from other countries.
things are heating up in the candy fandom
I’ve had Disney XD playing in the background for the past two days because I’m sick and I want some connection to the outside world playing constantly and I don’t think there’s been a period longer than an hour where they haven’t been playing Phineas and Ferb or Adam Sandler’s Bedtime Stories and I feel like I’m trapped in some kind of bizarre time loop. I don’t want to change the channel either because I want to see how long this is going to go on for. I don’t think I will change the channel until it stops.
I’ve woken up from a nap on two different days to see the same exact part of Bedtime Stories playing on my TV. It was the part where Adam Sandler was floating in this weird futuristic stadium and getting his ear tickled by his opponent. I went back to bed both times. I’m almost positive these were two different days though.
Worth noting I don’t actually have the sound on. I just want the flashing images on. I’ve only turned the sound on once to find out what was happening on Phineas and Ferb because they were doing the Caramelldansen in Tokyo (which is weird because Caramelldansen isn’t even Japanese; it’s Sweedish as I recall.)
Phineas and Ferb is still on.
Phineas and Ferb is still on.
I’M LAUGHING I COULD NOT HAVE TIMED THIS BETTER IF I TRIED
a mummy who broke out of his sarcophagus wrote this
reblog if ur a striminal
guy: excuse me what time is it?
me: 12:27
guy: 12:27?
me: yep
me in my brain: why do you not have a watch or a cell phone. this is 2016, almost 2017 and we have been in the era of technology for your entire lifetime. the world is endlessly yours if you would only reach out and grab a piece of it
i stumbled on some kind of math meme page and i think what makes these super funny to me is because i cant understand them at all i can barely put 2 and 2 together. none of these make sense to me and im losing my shit
this one is the only one i understand