Disconnected (Out of Touch)

Jessica. 31. Chicago is my home. I enjoy cooking. I like men's fashion, it's simple. I know way too much about serial killers. Psychology & Creative Writing major. Music, reading and writing play a significant role. I want to travel the world.

[gryphonredux-deactivated2024041]

[dominants-dominion]

[atelierbarsha]

-The Picture of Dorian Gray, Oscar Wilde.

[s-0-ur-deactivated20220922]

tambien conóceme cuando siento que el mundo se me viene encima y no puedo

[indigobarbie-deactivated2024050]

I want morning sex 😔

[bisusunartik-deactivated2023021]

[eliza-bethvc-deactivated2024120]

[ghett0link]

Its so easy to be genuine. Who raised yall

[djo]

PEDRO PASCAL Esquire | Vanity Fair

[marquez-hemingwaylane]

Sir, outfit or not you look good in WHATEVER you wear. 😍😍😍

[gglilyallin-deactivated20250618]

[axel-haha-funny]

we hate crypto

[slowspinningredemption]

all the memes about Tumblr banning every word ever are funny as fuck but at the same time as I'm having a sensible chuckle I'm also slowly breaking out in hives over the fact that this is soon going to be the norm for the internet. within the next decade probably every fun thing about it is going to be choked by advertisers demanding family friendly spaces to hurl a billion adverts at us per page, and everything is going to be a money making venture first and foremost. it's going to be like wandering around a super sanitised shopping mall.

I don't know, maybe it's hitting me harder because I still remember when the internet was the wild fucking west, but seeing this space become just another playground for corporations to make another quick buck is fucking depressing.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[carnelianfoxx]

Piracy is a “victimless crime”? Idk i was kinda hoping there would be a victim. I want the mouse dead

[assasinationbycarscoveredinhamrs]

[jess-abides]

This is it, this is the one

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

Oh mY GOD do I try

[rogha]

there’s got to be at least one trans woman named eve out there whose deadname is adam. and she’s the funniest person to ever grace this earth with her presence.

[obsidiannebula]

She’s right

[matchagirl]

sorry but if your bed isn’t against at least one wall you’re not valid

[heartsdesire456]

I used to think this post was stupid because most people like both sides of the bed free but then I realized some psychopaths put their bed like this so not even the headboard is against a wall and this post is about these animals.

[ranger-truth]

A single person’s bed is generally against 2 walls, a couple’s bed is generally against 1 wall, and people with 0 walls have no fear of the dark/unseen with direct access to their head, and therefore cannot be human.

[unnonexistence]

ok the bed just out in the middle of the room is bad but have you considered: only the footboard end against a wall

[crumplelush]

no i hadn’t. why would you put that image into my head?

[aceofsquiddles]

[demansiabites]

Okay, but how is this

[time-traveling-fetus]

[dashbork]

I’m at a loss for words

[pyramidschemeofthesun]

This was the bed of Thomas Jefferson. 

[froginakettle]

STay out of my study unless you intend to have sex with me

[itsapmseymour]

BACK UP, YOU CANT JUST CHANGE THE SUBJECT TO THOMAS’ FUNKY BED SET UP AFTER JUST LOSS-ING TUMBLR LIKE THAT

[starcitysirens]

People on twitter are always like 'there's still people on tumblr?'... As if Twitter wasn't full of stolen text posts, gifs and art originally posted here

[bassacaglia]

They think that they’re doing an archeological dig but really they’re just walking into our houses picking up random stuff and saying “Wow, what a beautiful post! Shame that the people who made it died a long time ago :(((” While we stare at them from our dinner tables

[fag-it]

@transgirl-link this was too fuckin funny to leave in the notes