Punk-cock girl-rock

Ripley, 30s, It/Its/She/Her. TMA, Queer Bi Pan, Poly, White. Way cool trans girl in a not so cool world. I just reblog(mostly queue) shit I find funny or cool. 18+ only I will block you if I can't verify you're over 18.

[fag-it]

Please have your age or an indication you are an adult on your blog or I will block you. I'm not joking this blog is 18+. No bio and pornblogs will also get blocked as well as cishet men.

Don't message me unless we're mutuals or I follow/interacted with you please.

Hi I'm Ripley 🩷

This is my main/whatever blog. I mostly reblog things I think are cool or funny or interesting or whatever. Most of my posts are queued, but if I say something in the tags I probably rebloged it myself.

I have another more personal blog @twinklady-girlfaggot where I post my selfies and make original posts.

Tags:

Posts from my other blog: #other blog

Selfies: #me and #go fuck your selfie

Jokes and silly posts: #silly goofs

[talkingheadsfan]

opened up twitch for a second and gasped at what greeted me

[accelerationist-king-piccolo]

[rimonoroni]

Day 180 since Craig moved in. he clearly thinks he’s dating one of us but we can’t figure out who. it’s possible one of us is lying about it for some reason but so far our efforts at inquisition has led nowhere. we would kick him out but he’s been doing the dishes for us. we’ve decided that for the sanity of the polycule we’ll keep up the charade. if all of us continue to be flirty with him, he’ll project his attraction onto whoever the hell he thinks is into him. this house of cards is delicate but necessary

[elamarth-calmagol]

It got funnier

[lmtyl]

This is how cats domesticated themselves

[sawasawako-archived]

always a delight to find out that a goofy person is actually also very sincere

[sawasawako-archived]

the true duality of man is silly-earnest

[dogpuppy]

[spikedru]

[doompop-3d]

[aallieme-deactivated20191030]

“Yo Uncle Phil check out my stand [ARABIAN NIGHTS]”

[sokumotanaka]

[berrytart]

completely incomprehensible email from my mom. sent from my it's

[nadianova]

[amygdalae]

When I die I wanna be resurrected as the crab in the bucket of crabs that pulls the other crabs back into the bucket. And I'll love doing it

[evilscientist3]

if i could die i would wanna be resurrected as a crab strong enough to pull your crabsona out of the bucket. and then where would you be

[amygdalae]

...

[recoveredcombatsister]

used car salesman voice: so, kid, youre looking for new pronouns huh? well, she/her is strongest in the market right now, good and reliable, if a little basic, but theyll get you where youre going. nowwww if you want something flashier, we have an it/its on the floor, thosell have you turning heads when youre out n about but they take a little more work to get running. and over on the neo market i could get you saddled in a fae/faer, or xe/xir, or even a pup/pups if youre feeling particularly inspired, but yknow most of my customers typically keep those as a spare for cruising on their own. and, of course, if youre feeling trepidatious ive got some they/them models in the side lot you could hang onto for a while and trade in later if you find its not quite your speed. have a look around, and gimme a shout if you find something you like eh?

[parkchanwoohoo]

This whole series is so goddamn funny

[soulakuarian]

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[bovid-beauty]

Trans youth denied hormones twice as likely to attempt suicide, survey finds

A Trevor Project survey found trans young people who were unable to access hormones were nearly twice as likely to report a suicide attempt

A major new survey from The Trevor Project released on Wednesday (6 May) has found that transgender and nonbinary young people who wanted hormone therapy but were unable to access it were nearly twice as likely to report a suicide attempt in the past year compared to those currently receiving hormones.

According to the report – which included over 10,000 responses from trans, nonbinary, and genderqueer people – 15% of trans youth denied access to hormones reported a suicide attempt, compared to 8% of those able to receive care.

When you advocate for taking medical transition away from minors, you advocate for their death.

[shinvermouthea]

A lot of these people prefer a dead boy to a living girl

[maidslime]

Hrt saves lives.

[not-freyja]

Can everyone who makes video content do a Deaf bitch a favor? Watch your shit with the captions on and the sound off, and then do another round of editing to fix things including but not limited to:

Captions cover the spot on the screen you put the information I need

The dialogue is captioned but not the song you have playing that the dialogue is responding to

You only captioned the person on the screen, not the person off screen who is also talking

No captioning of critical sound effects (alarms, bells, dogs barking, etc)

Speakers are not labelled at moments where it is not clear on the screen who is talking.

Captions cover the spot on the screen that you put the information I need!

Other d/Deaf people welcome to add.

This post brought to you by the fifth video tutorial I could not follow because the bad, auto-generated captions covered what I was trying to watch today.

[dragongirlsnout]

dude you can't hate me just because my pussy secretes a rich and viscous royal jelly that enthralled your girlfriend. get over it already

[dragongirlsnout]

ok. director's cut: i always pictured this exchange taking place in a nice café. like a "latte is 8.65 but it's a good latte" kind of café. and you get little brass numbers for your order to put on the table. but anyways; i'm getting coffee with this cishet couple. like hetero jessica and jakey. and he's already a little unhappy; maybe he didn't get the big contract at work, maybe he thinks this place is too fancy, maybe he doesn't like that his fiancé dragged him out for coffee with "one of those people". the specifics aren't important. at some point he goes to the bathroom, curses at the open-neck dual-cartridge burnished nickel faucet those fancy cafés love to have that always splash you, so on & so forth. but when he gets back, his beautiful college sweetheart is sitting on the floor between my legs with a dopey smile on her face and just absolutely SMEARED in orange goop. my legs and thighs too. very short dress. nothing left to the imagination. and of course jakey is not having any of it; he's spitting and screaming and whining and bargaining and what have you, but the other café patrons just start getting annoyed at him. someone`s grandmother tells him to stop making such a ruckus.

and there you have it!