married to the internet

One would say that sailors are "married to the sea", because they spend all of their time surfing on it. I surf the net a lot, so... here are all the good things I find. Examples of people doing GREAT things, and of people who maybe shouldn't have a computer.

[elidaddyy]

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[smalltomatokid-blog]

if anyone asks me what my sense of humour is i’m just gonna show them this

[sneeringimperialist]

Bring the child unto me

[rainy-days-will-never-end-deact]

[localstarboy]

Christmas cancelled 😪😓

[amoisthobo]

Lmaooooooo

[tarynel]

Man you gotta fight that nigga lmfao 😂😂

[handsomemelanin-deactivated2023]

Omfg 😂😂😂😂😂

[fatandbougie]

P E T T Y for absolutely no reason 😂😂

[shaggyshwag-deactivated20240522]

Me as a father

[ponycamp]

[snoopingasusualisee]

[delightfuldonutdreams]

Do you ever wonder how many stories have been told about you? I don’t mean rumors or gossip. A story like “ one time I was at the mall and this girl dropped her hotdog but she picked it up and ate it” what if I’m that girl??how many times have people seen me do something I thought no one saw and is now being used as an ice breaker at a family dinner? Hmmmmmm?!???!

[helloitsbees]

one time i was in this historical park in new york and i was climbing a tree in order to get a good photo and i fell out just as a family was walking past…two years later i ran into the mom at stop&shop and she gasped and said “oh my god, tree girl?” and i’ve never been the same since

[stickyfrogs]

The Hand is here! Where is Voigt’s dinner? GUMBY IS HERE ALSO

[bettagal]

This video is so wholesome.

[laughterkey]

fregs

[pleatedjeans]

[grandbutterflycurator]

Where do I get my rainbow bat-phone?

[tyleroakley]

i can confirm that this is actually how being gay works

[savesuho-blog]

i took his chair and he’s been staring at me for more than 10 minutes

[octoswan]

for a hot second there I thought “he” was that bearded doll thing perched on the stairs and ngl I nearly pissed myself

[bubonickitten]

the authors of this textbook were clearly high as a kite when they wrote this chapter

[minivan]

WEENIE SPEED HOIYL FUC

[samchekov-deactivated20140714]

Weenie factor 8 Mr sulu

[gif87a-com]

[back-that-sass-up]

TERRIFIC stuff by the cat!

[gif87a-com]

[sushinfood]

that’ll learn ya

[weaux-deactivated20170327]

she was just thirsty :(

[the-ace-of-hearts]

I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE

[mysterymeat6649127739816]

[ofallthehappy-deactivated202004]

squad

[bopeep]

we dem b o y z

[officialcrow]

[ojalla]

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this so funny to me

[thelovelybones124-deactivated20]

They are too grown lol

[homebodyinc-deactivated20180718]

Lmfao

[kinkycosmo21]

😂😂😂. Hilarious

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

Kids be so grown nowadays lol

[skinoutqueen]

“I’ll take the bracelet but I won’t take you” lmao I could learn something from baby girl

[also-starring]

[merakiandmelaninblooms-deactiva]

[am1na1992]

everyone needs to watch this video before they log off tonight

[note-a-bear]

well, now I know what I’m doing every time a car alarm goes off