water’s an expensive friend

g 🌟 over 21 🌟USA

[smallsinger5901]

tiktok users will call themselves a crazy freak for being into conventionally attractive men with a couple of scars whereas tumblr users will straightfaced come up to you and be like ‘aha yeah im pretty vanilla i only want to fuck the Normal Amount of computer components :)’

[pibin]

[diabolicjoy]

clarice lispector

[escuerzoresucitado]

[jennamoran]

cat: I will just hang out on your lap now me: yay cat: I have brought ten knives

[swampthingy]

[actuallyapathy]

[muffinlance]

We've been working with toddler on using his words instead of screaming when something happens that he doesn't like

Which has lead to:

Toddler, upon accidentally dropping a toy: ANGER ANGER ANGER!

[universeleads]

I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby

[universeleads]

English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son

[thememedaddy]

[iheartmolly]

[my-random--thoughts-deactivated]

[googiekitsch-deactivated2024071]

2 minutes no looking at pictures of The Character

[googiekitsch-deactivated2024071]

someone just reblogged this and when i looked to see who they were talking about it was richard nixon from real life

[an-ambient-girl]

one of the great texts of the modern era

[fairycosmos]

[cannibalchicken]

[morgangalaxy43]

You want Venom The Last Dance to be rated R so Venom can eat people I want Venom The Last Dance to be rated R so Venom and Eddie can have sex we are not the same

[tall]