there's a chip on my shoulder

A 24-year-old currently having the time of his life in the best city in the world. I also have the amazing opportunity of starring on Broadway as Emmett Forrest in Legally Blonde. This job has already given me so many options that I wouldn't have otherwise - like the photoshoot for Broadway Style Guide - and I'm having the time of my life being in it. I signed up to the First Sight Marriage program looking for love, and was matched with a man I only met on my wedding day - so here's hoping it goes well, and I find the love I'm looking for.

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I think

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firstsightrachel:

Hi Blaine, its lovely to meet you. Awe double dates sound like fun, I suggested to Kurt that we are going to have to make sure to get together for a family dinner every so often. It seems great minds think alike. 

That sounds great! I’m looking forward to meeting you - I heard that like Kurt and myself you happen to be a fan of Broadway, so I imagine we already have a lot to talk about.

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firstsightrachel:

I’ve finally tracked down the perfect apartment for my lovely new husband and I. Its really nice to have parents that are willing to call in favors for me! I’m excited, and can’t wait for Finn to move here!

You must be Rachel! I’m Blaine, I’m married to Finn’s brother. I actually suggested to him that we should do double dates, since Kurt and I both live in New York and you two will when he moves up here. I’ve heard so much about you from Finn already.

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3 hottest girls and 3 hottest guys

I don’t really think I could answer that question. I’ve only know these guys a few days (sans my brother, but since someone thinks we want to... do things, I’m not saying anything there) and have you seen them? Everyone here is attractive. And I mean everyone. I don’t think I could give a proper answer, other than obviously putting my husband at the top of the list.

[falinexdearborn]

Well..

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the-kurthumm:

Now that I can do. Just don’t give me too much power otherwise you’ll have a whole new wardrobe before the first month is even over. And I wouldn’t say I’m responsible but…I definitely have some sort of say in what gets put into the magazine. Well, you’re just gonna have to take that chance now, aren’t you.

Well, like I said..you got your wish. Right, well, if you get hacked up before these six months are up, I’ll remember you fondly. Honey, I already married you, no need to keep buttering me up~.

You have to look at my wardrobe first. I’ve been in Broadway Style Guide, I’d like to think I have at least a small sense of fashion. And if I’m ever not in fashion, I’m just going to blame you for not making bow ties in. I mean, come on, have you seen them? There’s just about a bow tie for every occasion, and they come in so many patterns and colours...

Just make sure Patti LuPone comes to my funeral, please? And don’t invite any of my previous husbands. You’re married, sure, but how am I going to keep you for the next six months if I don’t treat you like you deserve to be treated?

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finnatfirstsight:

Yeah I know what you mean.. I can’t wait to like, just know her more and be able to act like a real husband when we get closer. 

Yeah, yeah, I get you there. I think moving in together is a big part of that. As well as just being with each other, and of course getting to know each other. I really hope you two work out well.

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would you fuck your brother?

What? I- why would you even ask this question? I’m going to say a very, very firm no. First of all, incest is illegal. And he’s my brother. And- and we’re both married anyway. That’s just- that’s just gross.

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youmaykissthecoop:

Yeah … ‘nuff said, I think. We’re not actually sure where we’ll be living yet, but rest assured, you’ll be the first to know. And even if we don’t end up in DC, you know we’re gonna visit you guys, Squirt.

That could be dangerous. The singing might be an idea though … no-one can resist your voice, after all.

I just wish you were closer, you know? I haven’t seen you in a while, and this is a way for us to at least see each other again.

Would it be too much to ask you to sing with me?

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callmeartieabrams:

New York? Well, that’s amazing, tho. I’m at Big Apple too. Congrats to your wedding? Who’s the lucky one? I’m Artie, by the way. 

There’s loads of us here, but are you staying? The lucky one would be Kurt Anderson-Hummel, although honestly I feel like the lucky one. But it’s great to meet you Artie, how’s it going for you and your partner?

[falinexdearborn]

Well..

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the-kurthumm:

See? There you go! Priorities. Friday sounds perfect. Ooooh front row and backstage? Lucky me; you better believe I’m going to milk this now for all its worth. You get the silver and fine china, I get the Broadway tickets and invites to swanky parties. Deal? I’m fine with that- maybe if I’m lucky enough I can snag my own autograph?

At the rate you’re going…you’re probably going to get your wish. Very true, luckily for you, you’re cute enough that I just might be inclined to look past some of them–as long as you don’t have any crazy exes who might be out for blood. See, got your wish.. 

As long as you promise to dress me well. I mean, you work for Vogue, I bet you’re responsible for what’s in fashion at the moment, and I want to look as great as I can while I have my dazzling husband by my side. But I wouldn’t be sure about that autograph; how do I know you’re not just going to sell it on eBay?

God yes. I would love that. Oh, there’s- there’s loads. But they’re mostly out for me, since I stole their jewellery and am now married to the man who was once New York’s most eligible bachelor.

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artisticjedi-evans:

Um, I do feel a connection with her and getting to know her as been one of the best experience I have. Well congrats on finding your soulmate. I think you’re one of the lucky few. I wish you the best also. So did you guys figure out the living situation?

I’m happy for you, you know it’s so important to make a connection now. The last thing you want is to end up divorcing in six months, or even before that... And thank you, I really think I’ve found someone special in Kurt. We’re still figuring things out, but we’re lucky we don’t live so far apart, so moving won’t be a problem. How about you and your wife, which one of you is moving?

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youmaykissthecoop:

I kinda got the feeling you’d be a little busy. Nah, I was kept waiting for a coupla days … they probably wanted to drag it out to increase the drama on the show - and I’m sure my whining will make good watching for a coupla minutes. But yes, I now have a bride, and she’s amazing. Her name’s Frannie and she’s from DC.

Ugh. I really thought you at least would’ve broken the news to the folks beforehand. Yup … they’re gonna kill us.

I haven’t seen Kurt since the wedding, actually. But we haven’t- you know... yeah. Have you decided which of you are you are moving yet? If you’re going to DC, that means you have to visit Kurt and I.

Do we wait until after the program has aired and hope they won’t hear about it? Although I could just sing about it...

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firstsight-marley:

I guess that’s true, but I think squabbles will be more than a part of this. Why do I have the advantage though?

Because you can follow our lead and work out what we’ve tried and works and doesn’t work, and skip all the trial and error we’ve gone through. So you can come out of this with an even more successful marriage than any of us will have.

[encctor]

Oh, wow.

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mason-mccar:

The… the uh… 49ers. 

That’s a team, right?

Seriously The 49ers? That is impressive. I take it your moving to San Francisco?

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youmaykissthecoop:

Congratulation, kiddo … got there before me, and everything.

You didn’t invite me? To be fair I didn’t invite you, but I was under the impression we were getting married at the same time. Which is weird, don’t you think? But I guess it didn’t happen... did you tell mom and dad? I sort of haven’t yet... I just want time to get to know Kurt before I introduce him as my husband, you know? Anyway, where is the lucky lady from?

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finnatfirstsight:

I think my dreams are already coming true with this girl, man.

I know how you feel. Kurt is... he’s Kurt. I just can’t wait to start being with him, you know?

[encctor]

Oh, wow.

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mason-mccar:

He’s… uh, he’s a football player.

That’s... wow. That’s definitely impressive. What team does he play for?

[falinexdearborn]

Well..

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the-kurthumm:

Really now, well, have fun steal my stuff and then running off into the night while I happily win all that money all on my own then, mister. My boss, Isabelle, she knows that I joined the show and all that so she knows the next week or two will be a change for me so…my schedule for the time being is pretty flexible. So how about you tell me when you’d like me to be in the audience, cheering you on and bragging about you being my husband to whoever’s unfortunate enough to sit beside me? And no, I haven’t. But I’ve seen the movie a million times, so I’m definitely looking forward to seeing it. 

You keep talking like that and you’re going to make me perpetually blush. I’m really happy it was you at the end of that aisle..you kind of seem pretty perfect–except for the whole wanting to steal my goods and fifth husband thing of course~

Okay, fine. I’ll stay - but only for the money. How does Friday sound? I’ll get you a front row seat, and you can come backstage afterwards. But you’re going to love the show, it’s... it’s amazing. I’ll have to do signings and stuff afterwards but after that I’m a free man for the night. We can- we can do whatever.

Mm, I’d like to see how that looks on you. Ah, well we all have our flaws, right? But you have no idea what it was like seeing you at the end of that aisle. You were breathtaking, and I couldn’t take my eyes off of you.