My Friends Are Nerds Sentence Starters Part 5
all said by me and my dumbass friends. feel free to change things around to fit better.
“We’re all one building in the end.”
“We’re making this because you’re allergic to pine nuts and the entire spectrum of human emotion.”
“They’re acting like the twins in The Shining today.”
“The ‘bitch’ was silent.”
“______ has turned into a little fire alarm of indecision.”
“It’s not that hard to read, buddy, you walk like a duck.”
“Why am I getting shit for __________________’s pun?”
“You think anyone brought condoms to the safehouse?”
“Don’t dry heave, don’t cry, don’t laugh.”
“She’s so horny. I don’t like it.”
“I haven’t scraped the spider carcass off the wall yet.”
“All commercials are like tiny episodes of things I don’t give a shit about.”
“Oh, it’s a game, I thought it was a weird ass new lunchable.”
“Hold on, I need a snack… besides myself.”
“Our scorpion stings itself and dies.”
“They’re diabetic wizards.”
“All this time I thought it was lizards.”
“I’m not sure what she retired from, but I’m pretty sure it was torturing children.”
“Please never mention that accident attorney ever again.”
“I could have killed your third cousin.”
“This is why the cat farts in your mouth.”
“I’d like to thank myself and the academy.”
“Their out loud emotions are very quiet.”
“Upsetti spaghetti, never forgetti.”
“Meanwhile, the classics major having a full breakdown.”
“Oh no, now they’re stuck with Hebe.”
“It’s one of the four elements. You know: Earth, Wind, Fire, Air.”
“Behind every porn bot is someone who likes the x-files.”
“I’m not just sitting here popping out chickens.”
“You absolute fabric softener.”
“The bus meowed back at me!”
“Time for a cleaning montage, my favourite kind of montage.”
“It was stupid then and it’s stupid now.”
“Oh, I don’t like when the ghosts in the portal mirror call to him.”
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