Marshall Lee is me @marshal-lee-vampire-king - Tumblr Blog

memehumor

After seeing this I think we should put electric fences

cognitohazardous

legit think all customer service workers should be provided with a 6 ft long staff they can use to push back customers

alicentsgf

ithelpstodream

how to tip

trekkie-lover

If you do this get the fuck off my blog

snowconelostinthesauce

Please understand that they gave a 33% tip, in cash instead of on a card, to increase the odds that the server could keep all of it.

fatale-distraction

What they mean by ‘taxation is theft’ is that servers are taxed on the ASSUMPTION that they will be tipped. If they don’t make those tips, they get taxed on them anyway. It is literally theft. By leaving cash and not writing it on the receipt, they’ve allowed the server the option of quietly slipping that 20 into their pocket and therefore not being taxed on it.

southern-slayed

Thank you…i wish more people knew this

liluglydudefromdetroit

So many people reblogging this or commented without understanding what this is. Y'all wanna be outraged so badly lol just relax!

pavelow

Any tips that get charged on your card are taxed, so if this guy left a $20 tip, that would get charged at least 8% on payroll tax, and depending on the night it’d be an additional 10-14% on income tax. On average if you tip $20 on your card the server gets $16 and the government gets the other 20% to bomb civilians in Yemen

goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20

TOO FUCKING REAL

twitblr

Realest Shit

masonicbeheadingritual

.. . wha

th3p4th0fth3f00l-deactivated202

theesirenofthevoid

“Realest shit” like that shit is normal.

free-range-tiddies

okayysophia

whitepeopletwitter

mister-doctor-professor-susan

songsofwaterandnight

Same energy

jennlferlawrence-deactivated201

the-absolute-funniest-posts

WHOLE-ASS ONE THING

madsiemoon

🌱Some helpful tips to keep healthy house plants🌱

basillicana-deactivated20220109

IG @basillicana 🌿

everydayfixxxx

"Your thoughts on eating booty?"

colourmocha-deactivated20210215

I’m sorry I feel sorry for Will bruh.

He looked so bummed. Then the ENTANGLEMENT thing. He was like mannnnnn be fr Jada. 😞🤦🏾‍♀️ you had a thing wit this nigga.

everydayfixxxx

She cheated, embarrassed the man and then had the nerve to sit up there smiling and shit. That's why he had that look on face like he wanted to hop across that fucking table.

perfectlyimproper

Did she really cheat tho? I thought they both stated that they were separated when her "entanglement" took place.

colourmocha-deactivated20210215

She said “ENTANGLEMENT” he cleared that shit up. You and Aug had a RELATIONSHIP. What wife tells her husband that another man THAT THEY TOOK CARE OF MADE HER FEEL GOOD.

Man separated or NOT. There’s some shit you just don’t do. But it’s THEIR MARRIAGE. To each it’s own.

everydayfixxxx

What wife tells her husband that another man THAT THEY TOOK CARE OF MADE HER FEEL GOOD.

👆 That part right there. She was purposely trying to rub that shit in.

everydayfixxxx

🔥🔥🔥🔥

maxximovssolo-deactivated202009

So for years black girls have had to read fanfics where y/n was automatically described as being paled skinned with long flowing hair and blue eyes. We couldn’t relate to it exactly, it excluded us, it ignored us. But we read it cause it was all that was out there. Now when we start writing fanfics for other black girls to feel included and represented, now you all are saying that you ‘‘can’t relate to it” therefore don’t support black writers when we were supporting your work all those years even though you were acting like we don’t exist within these fandoms.