Stan Marsh

#craig (watchingredracereveryday)#texts #(the lowercase lol hurts me.... but its in stans lax character)

[Text to: Craig] sup craigory

[Text to: Craig] haha i totally forgot there was 7 days in a week. thx space nerd

[Text to: Craig] anyway, hi back @ u

[Text to: Craig] i talked to ky. basically he said its up to me

[Text to: Craig] im down to hang sure. idk if i would call it a date but we can see what happens

[Text to: Craig] did u have any plans? also if u dont mind me asking, what made u wanna ask me out? u hit ur head too hard? lol

@kyleybitchlovski

[Text to: SBF 💚] heyyyy b

[Text to: SBF 💚] guess who got a text from Craig Ducker? 🦆

[Text to: SBF 💚] anyways he asked me on a date and I wanted to talk to u first and see how u felt abt it

[Text to: SBF 💚] so gimme ur big brain thoughts

[Text to: Sweet Himbo 💙] oh?

[Text to: Sweet Himbo 💙] oh

[Text to: Sweet Himbo 💙] I mean fuck dude, that's kind of a loaded question

[Text to: Sweet Himbo 💙] if you're into him, I'd say go for it? I want you to be happy, man.

[Text to: Sweet Himbo 💙] craig and I are just on weird terms right now, the dude's got me confused as hell about what he wants from me

#super boy friend ;; kyle (kyleybitchlovski)#texts

[Text to: SBF 💚] yea i figured it might be

[Text to: SBF 💚] idk if i am dude. u know how long it took us to get together

[Text to: SBF 💚] we’ll hang and ill let u know how it goes

[Text to: SBF 💚] idk whats going on with craig but maybe he just needs some of my chill to level out lol

[Text to: SBF 💚] btw that lizard im fostering until i find it a home i think its gregnant

craig only wants to date you for revenge against kyle

u are giving craig way too much credit dude. do u think he's got that kind of braincells just laying around for scheming?

#Anonymous #dude ;; ic #i think i learned something today ;; answered ask

@kyleybitchlovski

[Text to: SBF 💚] heyyyy b

[Text to: SBF 💚] guess who got a text from Craig Ducker? 🦆

[Text to: SBF 💚] anyways he asked me on a date and I wanted to talk to u first and see how u felt abt it

[Text to: SBF 💚] so gimme ur big brain thoughts

#super boy friend ;; kyle (kyleybitchlovski)#texts #(we communicate in this house)

Stan and Kyle talking to each other

@marshing-on-ic @kyleybitchlovski

The town’s a whole fucking circus, Craig. Put your rainbow wig and red nose back on and stop pretending you aren’t one too. Embrace it.

At least I'm a tall clown

Too bad you aren’t funny, which is kinda the whole point of being one. Sad clowns no one really likes.

🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

#dude ;; ic #craig (watchingredracereveryday)#theres a point where something is so sad it’s impossible to laugh at #example a: craigory duckers balloon #thats not even funny dude its just upsetting and its not even mine #one sad clown nose honk = one prayer 🙏🏻

😏👌

Stan and Kyle talking to each other

@marshing-on-ic @kyleybitchlovski

The town’s a whole fucking circus, Craig. Put your rainbow wig and red nose back on and stop pretending you aren’t one too. Embrace it.

At least I'm a tall clown

#dude ;; ic #craig (watchingredracereveryday)#you ever blow up one of those long balloons #and hear someone say 'thats it?'#pretty sad that you have to hear it in your day to day and in the bedroo #m

Too bad you aren’t funny, which is kinda the whole point of being one. Sad clowns no one really likes.

Stan and Kyle talking to each other

@marshing-on-ic @kyleybitchlovski

The town’s a whole fucking circus, Craig. Put your rainbow wig and red nose back on and stop pretending you aren’t one too. Embrace it.

sophiathesoapbar

oh my god, both of you.

😘 and he doesn't even know what's coming

sophiathesoapbar

please dont

#dude ;; ic #craig (watchingredracereveryday)#wendy (wendyt-123)

@watchingredracereveryday

If you’re gonna talk about me, @ me, bitch.

a-list-of-moods

I’m short, which means that all my rage is concentrated.

@marshing-on-ic

Dude, do you really wanna go for round two?

That’s probably the first time you’ve heard that, huh?

Don’t piss me off today Marsh, I’m running out of places to hide bodies

I’m not scared of your lanky ass, Craigory. You started it.

a-list-of-moods

I’m short, which means that all my rage is concentrated.

@marshing-on-ic

Dude, do you really wanna go for round two?

That’s probably the first time you’ve heard that, huh?

970317980622

imagine being short lol are you sad? can’t reach happiness?

@marshing-on-ic

Bro I’m 6′0″ I dunno why I’m being bullied :( Damn.... Shut up Craig.

5 inches taller 🖕🏻

Yeah, too bad it’s not where it counts. 🖕🏻

....fine you win. Welcome to the tall club.

#dude ;; ic #craig (watchingredracereveryday)#sorry not sorry bitch #( IM SORRY THO HAHA )

That’s what I’m talking about. 😎

970317980622

imagine being short lol are you sad? can’t reach happiness?

@marshing-on-ic

Bro I’m 6′0″ I dunno why I’m being bullied :( Damn.... Shut up Craig.

5 inches taller 🖕🏻

Yeah, too bad it’s not where it counts. 🖕🏻

970317980622

imagine being short lol are you sad? can’t reach happiness?

@marshing-on-ic

#dude ;; ic #craig (watchingredracereveryday)#tagged

Bro I’m 6′0″ I dunno why I’m being bullied :( Damn.... Shut up Craig.

Man I can't believe Jimmy got turned down by his own dash

jimsjamz

shhh just dont read

close ur eyes

#dude ;; ic #jimmy (funandfunnies)

Ok

Y eyes are closef bug itd hard to tyoe

Man I can't believe Jimmy got turned down by his own dash

jimsjamz

my heart is shattered

Allow me... to help you piece it back together... 💖

jimsjamz

stan dont read this

okay 😳

#dude ;; ic #jimmy (funandfunnies)

Don’t read what, Jim? 😎

Dude.... I wish this were me..... 😥

Oh to play with and hand feed a friendly platypus....

#dude ;; ic #video

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