Baby jop me one more time

Swallowing that old man whole (not in a sexy way, like a snake) she/her, 23, I am abnormal about amc's the terror in my spare time my ao3

[corallapis]

much love to @sergeanttozer for the tags “#he just wants to do the cooking and the cleaning 🤧” bc its so, so true

[autistic-bashir]

lord take my coworker he’s ready

[magneticrabbit]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

labubu was meant to be hanging off a kindergartners backpack filthy as fuck with no eyes left

[romehbo]

"you couldnt make seinfeld today" you couldve made seinfeld in 45 B.C.

[romehbo]

kramer: *barges in* *crowd cheering* jerry! caesar just made himself dictator perpetuo!

[relyonthatvoice]

Random Francis compilation because I'm hella tired of searching for that exact angle of JazHaz's face for drawing

[magneticrabbit]

lookin like a dog that just sneezed smh

[the-terror-bracket]

Round 1!

who is more fun to hunt?

Henry Le Vesconte

Thomas Jopson

Remaining time: 2 days 1 hour

(like a fox through the woods on horse back)

[championmuffin]

Jopson ABSOLUTELY deserves to win this bracket, if not the ENTIRE THING.

Thomas Jopson is a SURVIVOR. He got himself out of Victorian Marylebone, learned to fake a reasonably middle-class accent, and leads a life of relative safety on the ship. you know who wasn’t losing toes to the cold and Dog watches? Thomas. Jopson.

Second, his entire THING is being resourceful and SILENT. He’s so unobtrusive that he literally disappears into the background on a packed ship, imagine trying to hunt him down in the woods!!! He’s going to Uno reverse you, he’s gonna hunt YOU down, you’re gonna look over your shoulder and he’s gonna be standing there creepily at the top of the hill watching YOU!!!!

Third, Thomas has medical training!! You don’t nurse several people through several kinds of withdrawal without having a reasonable knowledge of how to treat injury. You’re gonna get him in the shoulder with an arrow and he is gonna yank that bitch out, patch himself up, AND KEEP FUCKING GOING.

Fourth, city boy street smarts plus country boy wilderness skills!! "everything we ate started with a gun, I’ve shot smaller hawks than you" You know what is required skill for hunting, right? The ability to navigate the woods or wilderness, the ability to do it silently, and the ability to wait patiently and observe.

THOMAS JOPSON IS THE ULTIMATE COMPETITOR HE SHOULD WIN THE BRACKET AND SWEEP THIS COMPETITION LIKE HE DOES THE WARDROOM!!!!

VOTE JOPSON!!!!

[the-terror-bracket]

Round 1!

who is more fun to hunt?

Henry Le Vesconte

Thomas Jopson

Remaining time: 2 days 1 hour

(like a fox through the woods on horse back)

[vaticanomenon]

Jopson would be more fun cause he is perceptive. Le Vesconte would be too dumb to realise you are coming

[sgtjakes]

— She said that if we don't leave now we're going to huk-kah-hoi. — Disappear.

[girlnaviy]

“thats a weird trinket” -the franklin expedition

[roaldamundsen]

do you think roald saw nosferatu (1922) with his brothers and they told him that's you

[roaldamundsen]

wow

[holewithoutorgans]

Television used to have youngest ever BAFTA winner, Jaime Bell, getting facials in public library bathrooms, running around like a prey animal on methamphetamines, and being driven to psychosis because he's afraid his brother is going to fuck him to death.......we had it so good:/

[fuckrozanov]

the worst writing crime you can ever commit in my opinion is watering down the dirty talk because you’re self-conscious that it sounds like it’s from a bad porno…..i cannot stress this enough……leave it alone. the moment you tell yourself he would not fucking say that you’re doomed. people will say almost anything if their dick is hard enough

[gayleafpool]

sometimes i think love triangles should be resolved by polyamory but badly like everyone’s still mad

[valtsv]

"girl help" you know what? no. girl hinder. girl hurt. girl... kill

[elokitties]

are we going to start acknowledging that cancel culture does not work on oppressors and has thus created a system of impossible morality which makes people stagnant and fearful instead of empathetic and productive members of society. and those under the most scrutiny for moral purity are most often the victims of the so called cancelable offense