[grimesimpala]

Me right now

[homieburger]

Went and got myself a Tame Impala tattoo, didn’t I.

[silkfruit-deactivated20160229]

the signs as australian prime ministers

aries: tony abbott

taurus: julia gillard

gemini: kevin rudd (part 2)

cancer: gough whitlam

leo: malcolm turnbull

virgo: john howard

libra: kevin rudd (part 1)

scorpio: robert menzies

sagittarius: bob hawke

capricorn: harold holt

aquarius: malcolm fraser

pisces: paul keating

[madelynadele]

You change your mind, like a girl changes clothes Australia changes Prime Ministers.

[samxcamargo]

Her goal was to become so strong that a few words could no longer crush her soul.

9/14/15 (via love-inspire-universally)

[marshmallowmafia]

when people don't understand shit and all you wanna do is leave this fucking earth lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[marshmallowmafia]

100% true facts about the signs

Aries: has way too many cups/water bottles in their room

Taurus: is always a slut for Doritos

Gemini: sucks at math

Cancer: daydreams about living with their crush every night

Leo: spends all their money on food

Virgo: is quiet but secretly a kinky freak

Libra: has an amazing ass

Scorpio: really wants to adopt 5 dogs

Sagittarius: is stressed 24/7 but pretends to be chill to maintain their aesthetic

Capricorn: has the worst memory ever

Aquarius: believes in aliens

Pisces: likes to preform dramatic music videos to songs whilst alone or drunk

[marshmallowmafia]

100% true facts about the signs

Aries: has way too many cups/water bottles in their room

Taurus: is always a slut for Doritos

Gemini: sucks at math

Cancer: daydreams about living with their crush every night

Leo: spends all their money on food

Virgo: is quiet but secretly a kinky freak

Libra: has an amazing ass

Scorpio: really wants to adopt 5 dogs

Sagittarius: is stressed 24/7 but pretends to be chill to maintain their aesthetic

Capricorn: has the worst memory ever

Aquarius: believes in aliens

Pisces: likes to preform dramatic music videos to songs whilst alone or drunk

[marshmallowmafia]

friend: i'll pick you up at 5

clock: 5:01

me: wHeRE teh fuKc

[tibets]

[bacondolphin-blog]

My vehicle of choice

[cognitivedissonance]

Jake Gyllenhaal wins the universe.

[marshmallowmafia]

crying

[lovurs]

[hijerking]

nice

me, very often (via hijerking)

[pastabot]

today is not my birthday

[pastabot]

reblog if your birthday is not today

[thesamoyeds]

[marshmallowmafia]

"ok.... anyways": capricorn, leo, cancer, libra

"nobody asked you": aquarius, pisces, virgo, taurus

"you know what fuck you": sagittarius, gemini, scorpio, aries

[deadpoets1989-blog]

enjoying beer is a social construct