–My name is Half-Price, but you can call me Price, Mello, or Kālā too!
–He/Him primarily, I also use Xe/Xem and They/Them
–17!!
–Asian/Pacific Islander, predominantly Kanaka Hawaiʻi. Aloha kākou! ʻŌlelo au i ka ʻōlelo Hawaiʻi, akā ʻaʻole nui loa... ke ʻaʻo nei au. (I speak Hawaiian, but not much... I'm still learning.)
–Depending on my mood I may type in all lowercase (or all uppercase), keysmash, and sometimes use emojis/kaomojis ٩( ᐛ )و
–I bounce between hyperfixations, but the ones currently invading my mine are:
• Glam (Metal Family) [GUYS THIS IS WHY I'M INACTIVE I'M SO SORRY GLAM HAS HAD A CHOKEHOLD ON ME FOR ALMOST AN ENTIRE FUCKING YEAR I CAN'T STOP OHMYGOD]
• Spamton G Spamton (Deltarune)
• Hunter/The Golden Guard (The Owl House)
• Simon Petrikov (Adventure Time/Fionna and Cake)
You'll mainly see Spamton, but I will occasionally draw other hyperfixations, or maybe my sona.
–I mainly draw! Sometimes I animate, too. I also love roleplay and writing, but I'm too shy to share that ^^;
–Ask box is always open and I love asks/comments/etc!! In fact I BEG you to give me asks /hj. You can ask me things or I can make Spamton reply instead if you'd like to know more about him. I might take a while to respond because I'm nervous ANSJSSJSJ and I take even longer if it's a request (which I don't mind! I enjoy y'all wanting to see content of my Spammy). Sometimes I may not answer your question at all if it's out of my skill level or something I legitimately cannot answer, I'm sorry!
–I have bad paranoia and anxiety online so I have a hard time reaching out to others, and I take a while to respond in conversations because I take a while to formulate something to say. I'm honestly scared for my life here LOL I constantly fear saying/doing something wrong or coming off the wrong way!! I wanna make friends/moots but I'm too scared to say hello!! I appreciate all of you, though, and I fanboy over all of your guys's wonderful art. I ramble a lot in the tags whenever I reblog things so please bear with me, I have a lot to say X]
–I tend to disappear randomly for days to weeks at a time. I lose energy and motivation online really easily, or my anxiety flares up and I get scared to do literally ANYTHING online. I get scared to reblog, to post, or even to like things?? And it's often hard for me to come back.
–DO PEOPLE CARE IF OTHERS LIKE/INTERACT WITH THEIR OLD ART?? I scroll through people's older artworks a lot just because I either like seeing the improvement or I'd like to see other posts y'all made, but I accidentally interact with them sometimes when I don't mean to, sorry if I do that– I don't mind if people spam like my art or interact with my old stuff though!
–I'm also on Instagram (same user), but I've become more active here. I love reading the tags on reblogs here they're so funny/nice and I read every single one JAKSJJSKDJS
Here are some some of the tags I use for my posts:
• [HALF-PRICED SPAMTON] ; Art I make of Spamton!
• [THIS IS 4 ME?!] ; Art people have made for me! I love you guys nasksnssjdn ;;
• [PRICE SPEAKS] ; Answers to asks!
• [PRICE RAMBLES] ; Posts without art, literally just silly little rambles!
• [COME BACK SOON] ; WIPs and unfinished projects.
Anyway that's it for now! Thank you for reading this, you're cool :]
on the topic of spamton's birthday, i was originally trying to be really ambitious and make a short video animation thing where you're at his shop and you give him a gift. except i started it like, a single day prior, so i barely got one sketch in and i had to give up. i had the planned dialogue written already though and i might end up finishing this later if i feel like it :3
also don't mind the rude rant (the whole "I cannot describe how much I hate you" thing), that was supposed to be the "alternative" dialogue option the player could've picked, but the player doesn't do that of course because you don't do that to a poor spamton on his birthday.
UGHHRRRR I DONT HAVVE MUCH 💔💔💔 THIS ID ALL I GOT GUYS💔💔💔
HAPPY BIRDTHDAY SPAMTON IM SORRY I LOVE YOH 💔💔💔
Also obligatory spamton doodles because @charrfie said cannon spamton was handsome and I wanted to incorporate some of that into my style! So these r just some messing around doodles (sobs)
haha loser! he's spending his birthday alone and cold! all he has is an old polaroid picture reminding him of the good times, what a slime!
ALSO SORRY FOR THE QUALITY I ABSOLUTELY RUSHED THIS. IT'S STILL MAY 2ND FOR ME BUT I WILL NOT HAVE TIME TO DRAW TOMORROW SO I'M JUST POSTING IT RIGHT NOW
sketch because i liked how it looked + quick sketch of addison spamton enjoying a birthday under cut + more misc sketches because i can't finish any art
i like to think addison spamton was the type of guy to immediately open his birthday cards and expect at LEAST $50 in it. anything less is an insult.
Hiiiii. Hello!!!!! Favorite things about spamton? top headcanons?
HI MARROW!! :3 OH GREAT HEAVENS
one of my fav things about Spamtong is how oh so very versatile this little man is... like... everyone draws him super differently and gives him so many different headcanons. it is so funny in the best way possible. you can look around and one spamton is 5'6 and another is 2 ft tall. another has a small little tail. some are absolute abominations from hell itself. others look like Normal Guys. and i love them all.
TOP HEADCANONS???? HOW DO I PICK!!!!
well, one of my top hcs is about his indestructible nose. love indestructible nose spamton. you can throw him at a wall and his nose pierces through it despite the material. i love to imagine he tried to use it during his mansion heists, like he once broke in purely through bashing his nose into the wall until it broke.
i also love to imagine his black hair being dyed (white addison supremacy), but also accidentally permanent! adds in my hc can physically modify themselves using "plug-ins," like how you can download chrome extensions for your browser and mods on video games or sumn idk, so instead of dying his hair with actual dye, he paid money to get himself black hair that doesn't require him to redye it or deal with the dye coming out :3 he could have gotten rid of his black hair later but after becoming a puppet, his code got SO fucked up that he is incapable of getting rid of that plug-in. his hair can go gray and stuff but unless he like,, went to the DOCTOR, he can't go back to his natural hair color. not that he'd want to. puppet spam in general is just so riddled with viruses that he lived with for so long that it would physically hurt him to get rid of all of them. he gotta live with that shit!! RIP bozo!
i love how as soon as i decided to start drawing spamton again via requests i got hit with multiple trucks including art block, changing hyperfixations, and school
anyhow uhhh,,, i'm back and it's birthing day ft. something i drew quickly 👍
I CAN FINALLY DRAW SPAMTON AGAIN (+hunter. me boy)
and also more spamtons i'm hoping to render because he invades my mind like a parasite
i need sketch ideas for my spamtong,, if y'all could perhaps share some 🤲🤲 i might not be able to draw them all but it would be nice to have sumn to get me back into the flow :]
