marshymellohi

official ikaris slander account "that’s what she said" she/her

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I’d let Druig mind control me any day-

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Y/n to Steven after waking up in the middle of nowhere: “Good morning Star Shine!”

Y/n: “The earth says hello!”

Steven: “Bloody hell”

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Steve, being served breakfast: So who’s the other plate for?

Y/n, filling said other plate with seeds and worms: Oh this is for Konshu. Thought it’d be rude to give him eggs because well…He is a bird

Marc (in Steven’s mind): I’m gonna tell them-

Konshu, whispering as he pulls the chair out for himself: Don’t you dare! This is delightful.

Y/n, taking a seat and smiling to the empty seat in front of them: I hope you like it birdy

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Y/n, walking into the room: Good morning Marc and Steven!

Marc: Mornin’. Steven sends his greetings

Y/n, waves to the empty space to Marc’s left: Hi Moon Bird!

Konshu, who is actually on his right: It’s the effort that counts

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Y/n, merely escaped death by Harrow, again: I’ll be honest, I was starting to warm up to the guy when he gave us free food but now I’m not so sure…

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Steven, looking to Marc in the mirror: Are they usually this emotional?

Y/n, bawling: LIFE IS UNFAIR! WHEN IS IT MY TURN TO BE HAPPY??

Marc: No, they just decided to watch another romcom

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Druig, utterly decked Sprite: And I’d do it again

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Kingo: *becoming an icon and a legend in every era*

Y/n, poses: Material Girl

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Druig, turning to Y/n with a smirk: Are you thinking what I’m thinking?

Y/n, mind-controlled by him: Well I kinda have to now don’t I?

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Ajak: And when we meet again, I want you tell me what you found…

Thousands of years later…

Druig: I still haven’t found one single fuck to give.

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Y/n, approaches Druig: And what can you do?

Druig: Mind Control

Y/n: Oh shit are you doing that right now?

Y/n: Because I think you’re really hot.

Druig, shocked and blushing: You smooth motherfucker

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Y/n, a human being: What’s up motherfuckers!

Ajak: Watch the language

Y/n, clears their throat: What’s up mother-lovers!

Y/n, realizes they don’t have parents: Wait was that offensive?

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Ikaris: *in pain* Help me Thena, I’m bleeding

Thena: If I didn’t care about you when you weren’t dying then I definitely wouldn’t if you were.

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another response of thena’s:

“Should I dig the knife in a bit deeper?”

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Druig, talking to Ikaris: You seem to be going through a lot of psychological pain lately

Ikaris: Thanks for noticing-

Druig: I guess we could call you an Internal

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Ikaris: *in pain* Help me Thena, I’m bleeding

Thena: If I didn’t care about you when you weren’t dying then I definitely wouldn’t if you were.

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I bet Phastos taught the Mayans the early stages of mathematics. What the fuck.

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Ajak: Please don’t do anything stupid while I’m away

Sersi: We’ll be fine

thirty minutes later

Ikaris: *almost burned the house down*

Druig: *ate all the food in the pantry*

Phastos: *stopped caring after Ajak left*

Thena: *currently sleep walking*

Makkari: *being a sweetheart*

Gilgamesh: *wondering where it all went wrong*

Sersi: *barely holding it together and questioning her existent*

Kingo: *on his private jet, far away from everyone else*

Sprite: *listening to music as chaos ensues*