The life of a Marta

[gamechangershow]

🚨TONIGHT! A new episode of Game Changer (”Sam Says 3″) launches on Dropout at 7pm ET / 4pm PT. Featuring host Sam Reich, and contestants Vic Michaelis, Jacob Wysocki, and Lou Wilson!

[martaangelo98]

Nothing instills deep terror in me quite like seeing them start with 50 points and not 25 like the previous episodes. Let’s go

[vethbrenatto]

Do you know what my name is? Yeah, it's Tucker.

[martaangelo98]

Som incredible Balnor energy from Brennan tonight!

[dimension20npcofalltime]

Tournament Two: Round Two - Bracket One [Dimension 20 NPC of All Time]

Jawbone O'Shaugnessey vs Ayda Aguefort

Who is the NPC of All Time?

Jawbone

Ayda

Voting ended onOct 16, 2023

Propaganda under the cut

Jawbone O'Shaughnessey - He/Him

Campaign: Fantasy High, Dimension 20 LIVE, The Seven

Who is he?

Jawbone O'Shaughnessey is a werewolf and former drug dealer for The Black Pit. He is now employed as a guidance counselor at Aguefort Adventuring Academy.

Why is he the NPC of All Time?

"He’s a werewolf, he’s a punk, he wears cardigans. He’s here to fuck shit up and help children. He once have head to a border patrol agent with genital warts. He’s a former drug dealer, current school guidance counselor, and your friend’s hot adopted dad. He definitely had passionate sex with Garthy O’Brien at least once. He’ll jump into a dragon’s mouth to protect a bunch of high school kids after giving you a hug and an unethical amount of anxiety meds. What more do you need to know?"

Submitted by: WON HIS SUDDEN DEATH MINI-ROUND

Ayda Aguefort - She/Her

Campaign: Dimension 20 LIVE, Pirates of Leviathan

Who is she?

Ayda Aguefort (pronounced EYE-da) is a half-phoenix divination wizard and a librarian in the Compass Points Library in Leviathan. She is the daughter of Arthur Aguefort and girlfriend of Fig Faeth.

Why is she the NPC of All Time?

"Queer Black autistic pirate wizard librarian of my heart <3"

"Shes the lesbian autism rep we NEEDED"

"Autistic, wlw, immune to fire damage. Need I say more?"

"Daughter of perhaps the most powerful and most unhinged man in the world, and a bird made of literal fire. Beyond being a black canonically-autistic lesbian wizard/phoenix who becomes girlfriend to one PC and best friend to another, she is also immortal in a way that is both beautiful and tragic. She raised Garthy, and was then raised by Garthy, and then she will most likely be raised by Adaine ad infinitum—gifting Adaine eternal company as a fellow immortal, but also the pain of loss each time she dies and the joy of rediscovery each time she is reborn. Truly the most character of our time."

"AUTISTIC SWAG YOU KNOW IT."

Submitted by: WON HER SUDDEN DEATH MINI-ROUND

[martaangelo98]

Fuck fuck the part about Adaine having an eternal companion straight up made me tear up, esp because her greatest fear is all her friends dying and her living forever.

FUCK

[say-hi-intrepid-heroes]

funniest bit this episode by far

[martaangelo98]

And then rolling for memory, completely unprompted 😂

[meticulousfragments]

Oh, so the

Fellowship of

Destiny’s

Architects

is trying to control food now?

[martaangelo98]

FUCK, fully didn’t catch this 😂

[gffa]

#I LEGIT GASPED OUT LOUD WHEN I SAW HIM #AFTER ALL THE SHIT THIS MAN WENT THROUGH BECAUSE OF THE PREQUELS HATE #TO SEE HIM NOT JUST RETURNING TO STAR WARS #BUT TO PLAY A PREQUELS ERA CHARACTER #A BADASS JEDI MASTER WHO LIVED THROUGH THE EPISODE #WHO DUAL WIELDED LIKE A BADASS #NOT JUST IN THE ADORABLE JEDI TEMPLE CHALLENGE SERIES #BUT IN DISNEY’S BIGGEST AND HOTTEST STAR WARS PROPERTY #I AM CRYING TEARS OF JOY THAT THERE IS JUSTICE IN THIS WORLD FOR AHMED BEST #WE ARE PUTTING RESPECT ON JEDI MASTER KELLERAN BEQ’S NAME WHEN WE SPEAK OF HIM IN THIS HOUSE

[martaangelo98]

The return of the king

[mouthymandalorian]

din walking up to bo-katan on her depression throne and announcing “it’s din djarin,” as if she was ever going to forget the giant shiny man who ruined every plan she ever had by accident has gotta be one of his top 5 read-the-room moments.

[randomwordgeneratorr]

[jampai]

[twelvemonkeyswere]

[jadorexjaii]

….

[growthandsecrets]

I have literally never been so personally dragged by a post…

[mixedbag-o-beans]

ah yes the quintessential afab queer youth experience: pretending not to look as you walk past a Victoria Secret

[martaangelo98]

And being uncomfortable changing in front of other afab people. The got the teen gay panic just right

[funnytwittertweets]

[duncebento]

[frothytherabidcat]

Simu Liu then:

Simu Liu now:

[martaangelo98]

Correct

[whatkindofnameisella]

“barbie wasn’t the first woman doll for girls” this and “the trailer was weird” that. have you ever heard of fun. have you ever heard of camp. have you ever been 9 and said your favorite color was blue because that’s what grown up girls say, but know in the back of your head that you wish you could paint your walls pink? no? i didn’t think so. but guess what this film could be for you if you just let go and HAVE FUN!!!!!!

[zanimez]

me: time for sleepy :)

my garbage body: hot hot hot no cold no HOT bad bad, throw up??? no, hungry, NO remember that mistake you made at work. Internalize it. Never forget. Back hurt yes headache YES hot yes roll over r-RA RA RASPUTIN, RUSSIA’s GREATEST LOVE MACHI-

[neil-gaiman]

Why do you use tumbrl as your main social media? Is not a bit outdated and filled with weird ppl?

Very much so! It's definitely outdated and filled with weird people. But I'm afraid it has some downsides as well.

[andorerso]

ANDOR: Episode 9 (2022–) ROGUE ONE(2016)

[martaangelo98]

Fuck, FUCK

[martaangelo98]

Today, after days of scouring the net for Kate x Garrett smut and only coming up with TWO (2) fics, I came to the daunting realization that in the year of our lord 2020 I'm going to have to roll my sleeves up and write my own Twilight rareship porn.

Pray for me, I'm going to hell for that one.

[martaangelo98]

This has been on my to do list for almost a year, but it’s fucking staying there until I do it.

Medical school is a fucking bitch but I’m way, way bitchier

[martaangelo98]

Almost exactly two years later, it’s done 😂

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