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Tournament Two: Round Two - Bracket One [Dimension 20 NPC of All Time]
Jawbone O'Shaugnessey vs Ayda Aguefort
Who is the NPC of All Time?
Jawbone
Ayda
Voting ended onOct 16, 2023
Propaganda under the cut
Jawbone O'Shaughnessey - He/Him
Campaign: Fantasy High, Dimension 20 LIVE, The Seven
Who is he?
Jawbone O'Shaughnessey is a werewolf and former drug dealer for The Black Pit. He is now employed as a guidance counselor at Aguefort Adventuring Academy.
Why is he the NPC of All Time?
"Heās a werewolf, heās a punk, he wears cardigans. Heās here to fuck shit up and help children. He once have head to a border patrol agent with genital warts. Heās a former drug dealer, current school guidance counselor, and your friendās hot adopted dad. He definitely had passionate sex with Garthy OāBrien at least once. Heāll jump into a dragonās mouth to protect a bunch of high school kids after giving you a hug and an unethical amount of anxiety meds. What more do you need to know?"
Submitted by: WON HIS SUDDEN DEATH MINI-ROUND
Ayda Aguefort - She/Her
Campaign: Dimension 20 LIVE, Pirates of Leviathan
Who is she?
Ayda Aguefort (pronounced EYE-da) is a half-phoenix divination wizard and a librarian in the Compass Points Library in Leviathan. She is the daughter of Arthur Aguefort and girlfriend of Fig Faeth.
Why is she the NPC of All Time?
"Queer Black autistic pirate wizard librarian of my heart <3"
"Shes the lesbian autism rep we NEEDED"
"Autistic, wlw, immune to fire damage. Need I say more?"
"Daughter of perhaps the most powerful and most unhinged man in the world, and a bird made of literal fire. Beyond being a black canonically-autistic lesbian wizard/phoenix who becomes girlfriend to one PC and best friend to another, she is also immortal in a way that is both beautiful and tragic. She raised Garthy, and was then raised by Garthy, and then she will most likely be raised by Adaine ad infinitumāgifting Adaine eternal company as a fellow immortal, but also the pain of loss each time she dies and the joy of rediscovery each time she is reborn. Truly the most character of our time."
Fuck fuck the part about Adaine having an eternal companion straight up made me tear up, esp because her greatest fear is all her friends dying and her living forever.
#I LEGIT GASPED OUT LOUD WHEN I SAW HIM
#AFTER ALL THE SHIT THIS MAN WENT THROUGH BECAUSE OF THE PREQUELS HATE
#TO SEE HIM NOT JUST RETURNING TO STAR WARS
#BUT TO PLAY A PREQUELS ERA CHARACTER
#A BADASS JEDI MASTER WHO LIVEDĀ THROUGH THE EPISODE
#WHO DUAL WIELDED LIKE A BADASS
#NOT JUST IN THE ADORABLE JEDI TEMPLE CHALLENGE SERIES
#BUT IN DISNEYāS BIGGEST AND HOTTEST STAR WARS PROPERTY
#I AM CRYING TEARS OF JOY THAT THERE IS JUSTICE IN THIS WORLD FOR AHMED BEST
#WE ARE PUTTING RESPECT ON JEDI MASTER KELLERAN BEQāS NAME WHEN WE SPEAK OF HIM IN THIS HOUSE
din walking up to bo-katan on her depression throne and announcing āitās din djarin,ā as if she was ever going to forget the giant shiny man who ruined every plan she ever had by accident has gotta be one of his top 5 read-the-room moments.
ābarbie wasnāt the first woman doll for girlsā this andĀ āthe trailer was weirdā that. have you ever heard of fun. have you ever heard of camp. have you ever been 9 and said your favorite color was blue because thatās what grown up girls say, but know in the back of your head that you wish you could paint your walls pink? no? i didnāt think so. but guess what this film could be for you if you just let go and HAVE FUN!!!!!!
my garbage body: hot hot hot no cold no HOT bad bad, throw up??? no, hungry, NO remember that mistake you made at work. Internalize it. Never forget. Back hurt yes headache YES hot yes roll over r-RA RA RASPUTIN, RUSSIAās GREATEST LOVE MACHI-
Today, after days of scouring the net for Kate x Garrett smut and only coming up with TWO (2) fics, I came to the daunting realization that in the year of our lord 2020 I'm going to have to roll my sleeves up and write my own Twilight rareship porn.