Approx. three feral cats in a trench coat

Ducky - 24 - Any Pronouns I write sometimes: Kisses-from-crows Cancer Sun - Libra Moon - Gemini Rising

[mixedbag-o-beans]

can you imagine joel’s emotional whiplash? he’s laying there shivering, preparing himself to die alone. only to have ellie run back to him, holding his hand and comforting him. the way he stopped shivering??? like for a moment he’s thinking it’s going to be alright. and then ellie pulls out that dusty ass unsterile needle and thread??? the look in that man’s eyes??? that was pure: “oh yeah no i’m gonna fucking die”

[my-heart-of-heart]

Ryland Grace aka god’s favorite punching bag you mean the world to me

[my-heart-of-heart]

Duo of all time

[keydekyie]

"It would have been easier if you'd just said yes."

original

[mixedbag-o-beans]

ellie give joel a break. god forbid a girl dad with a violent streak catches a vibe

[mixedbag-o-beans]

i ain’t got nothing holy to say about joel’s little old man glasses. THE GLASSES STAY ON DURIN-

[mixedbag-o-beans]

a lack of voice memo context can be such a beautiful thing @classically-tragic

[mixedbag-o-beans]

i got siracha in my eye :)

[dessfein]

i can’t believe catherine o’hara canonically survived the last of us and now joel is dealing her weed in exchange for therapy

[watchbroken]

PEDRO PASCAL AS JOEL MILLER The Last of Us, Season 2

[mixedbag-o-beans]

i ain’t got nothing holy to say about joel’s little old man glasses. THE GLASSES STAY ON DURIN-

[mixedbag-o-beans]

a lack of voice memo context can be such a beautiful thing @classically-tragic

[mixedbag-o-beans]

i ain’t got nothing holy to say about joel’s little old man glasses. THE GLASSES STAY ON DURIN-

[mixedbag-o-beans]

“you and my brother, the same goddamn person”

WHAT IF I JUMPED HUH?

[mixedbag-o-beans]

old man joel miller can mean so much to a person

[galaxywarp]

I had to get a couple of ultrasounds last year and I haven’t gotten over how this is indicated in my test results as, among other things, “cervix: unremarkable”

Yes. Unremarkable is an incredibly good thing for a medical examination to be. Nothing out of the ordinary. Everything is fine. This is good news.

But I literally CANNOT STOP laughing at “pussy: basic” being in my medical records.

[synthdykes]

the fish at petsmart when I tap on the glass

[theophrastus-bombastus-von-hoe]

Sweet mother, I can't long for girls--Arachne has crushed me with desire for fiber crafts

[theophrastus-bombastus-von-hoe]

Should I buy a loom? No. Do I enjoy weaving? Very much no. Do I want to buy a loom and do some weaving? YES BADLY

[chthonion]

Sweet Arachne, I cannot knit, you overcame me with longing too many times already this month and my tendons are fucked up. Please slow down with the longing for FIVE MINUTES

[theophrastus-bombastus-von-hoe]

Arachne told me to tell you that if you had a spinning wheel you could probably spend your wrist-recovery time making yourself more sexy sexy yarns.

[chthonion]

O cursed oracle! The gods are demanding indeed

[sokkastyles]

Zuko's unkillability should be utilized more in post canon. Every fire lord Zuko headcanon is all "poor Zuko, having to deal with so many assassination attempts, this boy is hanging on by a thread." But listen, my guy has already survived being burned, blown up, electrocuted, fought three agni kais, faced the Avatar numerous times. It becomes something of a meme in the FN that no one can kill the firelord so you shouldn't even try, Zuko ends up surviving increasingly elaborate and unlikely assassination attempts. He develops an immunity to poison after having been poisoned so many times. He's just like "huh, you thought THAT would kill me?" at this point.

[sokkastyles]

#he IS holding by a thread. but it has more to do with the paperwork and tight schedule than the assassination attempts#they actually break the monotony a bit#atla

Firelord Zuko, after spending the entire day in diplomatic meetings with people he'd rather throw hands with and having to sign documents that make him want to punch something, upon being met with an assassin with a knife: FINALLY

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

He gets mad if the guards stop an assassination attempts too quick because it means he can't use his ceremonial swords and he so rarely gets to fight anyone these days

[mixedbag-o-beans]

not everything is a theory guys. do you even remember the scientific method? what are your control variables? you’ve got a hypothesis at best