Haus der Schwulen

any pronouns ‼️

[marties-dad]

i xant xucking xake it xnymore 😭

[marties-dad]

What is your name?

[marties-dad]

😞😞😢

[mach622]

yandere this and tsundere that how about doing your laundere

[marties-dad]

[marties-dad]

octobner 🎃

[marties-dad]

mmfghmm..

[marties-dad]

Thoughts?

[marties-dad]

I wonder if they’ve explored eachothers bodies..

[cloudheaded]

ways to respond to being asked "are you a man or a woman?"

i sure hope not

who's to say

that's between me and God

i'll tell you for $100

i don't think so, why?

probably, not sure though

[cloudheaded]

additions collected from the notes

not to my knowledge

sometimes

wouldn't you like to know weatherboy

[pinkfairiesteaparty]

[marties-dad]

“you must wipe after shitting”

as humans we are programmed by instinct

[marties-dad]

where do you draw the line between gay and clinically insane??

[marties-dad]

post traumatic spaghetti dinner

[marties-dad]

my bus driver after i take the keys out of the ignition and swallow them.

[marties-dad]

homestuck is so ugly im sorry please dont kill me it just looks like if dreams icon was put through a carwash that washes cars with sharpies instead of soap. i want to hurt it.

[marties-dad]

me at autozone with an entire tire in my mouth because they are so yummy and good and *cronck monch monch chompch chew slurvp gamrjf*