Imagine you make a mistake(whoopsies) and end in your year one of Devildom.. after six years of here.
What to expect: GN!MC(they/them pronouns) - this story takes place about a month before your first year ends so Belphie IS here - savage future MC - MANY SUGGESTIVE JOKES - Mentions of lesson 16 - in the first season the side guys aint into you so its a shock to them that you guys cracked - written as POLY!MC - past!MC is quiet because no one liked these guys in the first season - grammar errors - spelling mistakes - SPOILERS!!! - author's note in the end*
W/C: 1.5K
Honestly reviving a plant shouldn't be this hard man!!
Your dear master solomon gave you a nice assignment today.. he accidentally killed a flower you gave him ages ago in a date and decided it's a perfect lesson for you to revive the dead flower!! You didn't think it would be this hard man...
After failing for like..forever, you gave up, you sucked reviving magic for plants. You were about to kick the bucket and call for your master when you just turn the page on your spellbook.. well.. this is an idea isn't it?
The page was about rewinding time, unlike Barbatos's super overpowered stuff this one was just a small rewinding magic. You could return an object to its oldest glory..
You smirked.. well Solomon just wanted his flower alive didn't he? He never said something about not using time magic..
You concentrated, what you forgot was the fact that oh yeah.. you MIGHT be too overpowered. Oh silly you!! How can you forget that you are the epitome of demons angels and humans? Don't you remember you need to wear a ring to suppress your magic?!
So instead of a simple light and the plants slowly becoming alive, the said "small light" covered the entire room and then you were blind..
When you opened your eyes you were.. not in the room you were in before.. and instead was inside your own room??
You looked around, where was the flower?!? Solomon will be so upset if you lost it!! Ugh!! You paced around in your room, making quite the ruckus. Where could it possibly go? Did you accidentally teleport or something?? How can you teleport if you were trying time magic?!???
You stopped once you felt a hand on your shoulder.
"WHOAAAA!!!" You screamed and fell on your ass. Someone had.. wait no.. you(?) touched yourself..?(thats what she said). “H-hey don't scream dude!! Who are you and why do you look like me..?!" screamed "you".
You scoffed, you knew you were popular in devildom but for someone pretend to be you was next level weirdo.. You got up and crossed your arms “this is a new low for you imps.. you know damn well who i am. I am (name) the famous apprentice of Solomon the Wise.” “You” seemed to get shocked by that information “uh.. no..? I am the (name) and i’m pretty sure solomon did not take me as his apprentice or something?”. Wait.. this was getting confusing. Also.. did this imp miss the most important pact mark on your body? Lucifer’s pact mark on your dominant hand was missing. You sighed.. “what year is it..?”
Okay so maybe you did accidentally sent yourself to your first year of devildom while trying to revive a plant. After talking with your old sense you realized this was the time after the.. Belphie “incident” and two months before you leave the program for the first time(“first time? We do this more than once??” Your past self asked at that and oh boy..).
Well still this was cool wasn’t it? Normally Barbatos would surely kill you for interacting with your past self but it’s fineeee he will just annihilate this universe. You looked back at your past.. damn you were definitely.. different.
Let alone the physical maturity you gained in six years there was also a change in your personality. This version of you was much more quiet.. I guess it was human nature to be afraid of an environment you are not familiar with. After six years of hell you were no longer afraid of random curses or ghosts. What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger am i right or am i right lads?
Your past self stared at you a lot. I guess it makes sense.. “so.. we made a pact with Lucifer? When???” Your past self asked, grabbing your dominant hand to stare at the delicate design of the almost peacock feathers like shape with the symbol of the oldest. You laughed.. should you tell yourself?
I mean would the said event happen if you tell yourself that “oh well before the day you leave you shag and he kind of forces you? It’s romantic though! He meant it in a kind way..”. You shake your head, better not.. “Well uhh.. I don't remember exactly when but soon enough.” Your past self just continues to look at you when the door swings open.
“(name) WE ONLY HAVE TWO MONTHS LEFT, LET’S GO- WHOAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!” Mammon, your favorite boy, screams and falls. How many times is this going to happen today?
“(name) who is that next to you.. wait.. (name)?!” You both look at the white haired boy who seems almost.. flushed at the sight of you both. You hold back the urge to roll your eyes. You know your man damn well enough to understand… he is flushed because there’s two of you in a room.. two (name)s and one Mammon.
Your past self however takes Mammon's flushed face as panic and rushes over to him. Man you were TERRIBLE at reading demon intentions.. Your past self checks Mammon's head for any injuries and shushes him “calm down.. we can explain.. that's just me.. from the future.”. Mammon looks at the future.. current? Idk. Mammon looks at you and asks “what future? Like six months later or?”. You laugh and walk over to him. ‘Let’s show those virgins the power of six years spent with them’ you think and cup his cheeks “well.. I guess you got the number right. It’s not months though.. it's six years, love.”.
Mammon screams, blushes and screams again. “S-six years?! Are you jokin’ me right now?!”, he is clearly happy after six years you get bold with him but he is also confused on why your future self just grabbed him like second nature. Are you grabbing someone else in the future?!
Before you can say anything all this yelling attracts Levi, who reacts the same way which attracts Satan, who does not yell but comes with Asmo who DOES yell. Long story short. You and your past self sigh as all the seven brothers are inside your room asking who you are. Well here goes explaining again..
You don’t know when but you guys moved to the common room after a while. The moment you sat down on the all too familiar couch, Asmo ran to you for a full body checkup. “Oh hon!! Is this Lucifer’s pact mark? It looks so cute!!” he said and then proceeded to nuzzle on your thigh(where his pact mark was) and your past self took a look at your nonchalant face “you are not gonna push him away?”. You shook your head “trust me this is easier, just let it go..” you forgot how dismissive your past self was against Asmo.
The questions come first obviously before anything and they are all stuff you expect;
“Do you.. still live with us? Even after the program ends in two months?” asks Levi while looking at you with hopeful eyes. They were all down these days after the.. Belphie incident plus your very soon departure from them. You laugh “yeah we still do live together don’t worry.”
“When did you make a pact with me and how did I agree?” Asks the eldest. Man you don’t want to reveal a lot of stuff.. you just laugh and shrug. “Well first off all i tried refusing the pact but YOU made me do it okay. Not gonna say anything anymore.”
“What’s that ring on your finger.. Did you get married?” Asks Satan before Mammon yells “w-wait.. Lucifer.. ain’t that your ring?! (Name) how do you have this?! Isn’t this in the celestial realm?!” You groan. Well once again.. you can’t just explain seasons worth of knowledge onto these guys. “Uhhh.. Simeon gifted it to me..?”, Lucifer raises an eyebrow but you refuse to speak further.
Then speaks to Belphie.. in this place his ”hug” happened about a month or so ago and your pact with him is fresher than a newborn baby so you and his relationship ain’t so good.. “Well.. am i close to you as much as the.. others?”.
You look at his eyes, he genuinely looks scared for your answer. What if you did not forgive him even after six years? You once again shrug and pet his head, “well i did hold a big grudge but i guess as six years passed.. we’re close don’t worry buddy.”
After a bunch of chatting, finally Diavolo shows up with a very very angry looking Barb. Oopsies.. he is probably pissed off you are here. Your past self seems to tense. Oh yeah right.. Diavolo OR Barb didn't have a thing for you back then.
You take a deep breath as Barbatos glares at you from the side. Diavolo laughs and looks at you and then to your past self. “Oh woah (name) you look so different yet the same!!”, your past self gulps and nods “I guess yes Lord Diavolo”.. ugh right.. you called him Lord back then.
You look at Diavolo and raise an eyebrow “you're not mad that I'm here dia? I was pretty sure you were gonna give this talk about how I'm disrupting everything..”. Almost everything INCLUDING your past self looks at you. Lucifer is the first one to open his mouth “Dia?” And then he gets cut off by the princes’s loud laugh. “Oh my! I see that we are closer than ever huh (name)?”, your past self blushes at that and looks at you. You are calm as ever and wait for the answer to your question.
“I know what you look like under your clothes just tell me, can barb send me back?” This time it is the butler who gives you a curious look as the others yell or get shocked by the first part of your sentence. “WHAAAAAA??? (name) WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT??!!!” Mammon yells and Diavolo blushes “oh i see… we are.. closer than friends..”. You laugh “buddy you won’t believe me if i tell you..”.
Well.. you’re glad Barbatos isn’t boiling your ass alive for accidentally turning back in time and interacting with everyone in the past. Well maybe he will boil your ass when you return but.. that's the future you need to be concerned of.
You are currently in the room of the butler, he is gone to do.. something. You just sit down on the ground as Diavolo tries to get answers from you “So.. why did you call me dia? Are we close? Are me and Lucifer finally closest friends? Are we… a thing?”. He just gets more and more emotional. You really want to answer him. You wanna grab his hand and tell him, i love you, but.. while walking back to the castle Barbatos simply whispered to your ear “be careful to not reveal any.. useless information.. from now on. I would not prefer it if I had to clear up a bigger mess from you.”. You chuckle nervously and just walk faster, yeah future barbatos is going to kill you.
You sigh and just continue ignoring the prince. You just need to go back and then hide forever from the all knowing butler. You are not scared of dying but you are definitely scared of angry Barbatos.. And to your demise Barbatos finally returns “I have found your timeline door, come with me.”. You look at Barbatos and look at the exit door “Can I say goodbye to everyone at least? I just wanna give simple advice to my past self?”. Barbatos sighs and turns around “come back quick..”
Everyone else is in the castle entrance as you run towards them. You hug your past self and laugh “I’m gonna miss you my dumb past self..”. Your past self laughs and hugs you back “I’m you, you know?” And you squeeze them. You sigh and whisper to their ear “do not trust the sorcerer, don’t ever stab anyone..”. Your past self raises an eyebrow and tries to grab your hand to ask “what are you trying to say?” But you just laugh and hug everyone else. You turn around and walk back to Barbatos’s room.
“Alright.. let’s go.” You grab the doorknob. Before you can teist it, Barbatos holds your hands. You smile and land a small peck on his lips “see you in the future.. don’t kill me please, yeah?”. He smiles and lets you go. You see the butler wave you goodbye before a bright light blinds everything.
“Oh… I see, the plant is still dead. You failed the homework I gave you (name). Your dear master is so disappointed” Solomon says as he opens your door. You groan.. fuck the sorcerer man…
👽A/N: I’ve recently logged on my og account… IM BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN. Also I’ve never followed nightbringer closely so we’re gonna pretend like you went to past and then returned back, idgaf talk to a wall if you disagree this is MY fic. Also YES!! chapter three of D&D Obey Me! Is coming soon, i pwomise!! I was just so burnt out and the new chapter is consuming my soul.
Wynaut redraw (remake?) for the Hoenn redraw event by @poketcg-art!!
The original plasticine wynaut card is by Yuka Morii;, and for my take I used a 3d printed wynaut that I painted (and embellished with a googly eye). Now he lives on my monitor :3