Marty Confetti

I don't mean to brag but I do have the ability to crudely superimpose your face onto someone else's body using MS Paint. So it's safe to say I'm pretty good at computers...ladies.

[13thdctor]

the best foreshadowing ever (2x13/6x20)

[sandandglass]

[skulldice]

[nbcparksandrec]

Andy Dwyer: An angel without wings.

[danversjess]

[eirameinnoc]

[archive95205-blog]

#no mira mira mira mira

[filmeditors-deactivated20230605]

ITS LIKE WHATEVER U WANT.. LIKE 10 DOLLARS IT DONT MATTER

[nosdrinker]

not trying to start an argument but do imagine dragons only have one song

[fedorathexplorer]

i know people that paid like $80 for an imagine dragons concert and they had a 55 minutes setlist

[nosdrinker]

did they play radioactive really slowly

[sebastianstam]

@hayleyatwell: Listen to the Captain #TeamCarter http://www.crowdrise.com/dubsmashwars

[subtlyrobot]

[muirin007]

I’m in a loving, long-term relationship with The Office and its copious Harry Potter references. This comic was inevitable.  Remus is 1000% done with Sirius’ crap. (On DA)

[chucknoblet-deactivated20160615]

[manateeshirts]

people dont blog about the princess bride enough

[moby-grapes]

she doesn’t even try to walk down she just dives head first onto a fucking hill buttercup what even god i love this movie

[martyconfetti]

The Jungle Giants - The Enmore Theater - 19/09/15

[martyconfetti]

Death Cab For Cutie - UOW Unibar - 31/07/15

[martyconfetti]

The Wombats - Hordern Pavilion - 27/07/15

[pleasethinkimfunny]

Dudley calling Harry up out of the blue in a panic when his 2 year old starts showing signs of magic. Like how does he stop her from sneezing and setting the curtains on fire? 

Dudley and his family visiting with the Potters at Christmas and him finally agreeing to let the kids try out James new toy broomstick that they end up crashing into him and knocking him over.

Dudley telling his parents that he’s sending their granddaughter to Hogwarts with Harry’s son Albus and that if they ever call her or Harry’s family freaks, he will never speak to them again.

Harry explaining how Wizarding currency works to Dudley when he tries to buy little Petunia’s wand with a debit card.

Harry showing Dudley and his wife around Diagon Alley, keeping them far away from Weasleys Wizard Wheezes.

Dudley congratulating his daughter on making it into Hufflepuff, whatever the hell that means. 

Dudley not quite understanding what it means to be chosen as a Prefect, but being immensely proud anyways. 

Dudley learning to accept what he doesn’t understand and to not be afraid of what others can do just because he can’t.

[martyconfetti]

[kingofgeeks]

[virgobitxh]