You Shouldn't Have Shot The Messenger

I'm just a Courier. I want my package back. Now, we can do this many ways. I'd prefer the one with the least violence, thanks. Written by Athens (YEP ANOTHER AWFUL BLOG MADE BY YER BOY) Please read rules and about. Icon made by the wonderful atomsgrandzealot!

[martyrofthemojave]

Starter Call

Please like or reblog for a random starter.

[high-voltage-rat]

AU where the NCR has this sign outside all their outposts

[rolepllaying-blog]

send me 👌 if your muse would bang mine

[rp-starters-ask-box-fillers]

Send "Blank mind" for a situation where my muse doesn't remember anything.

They don’t remember your muse, nor who they are. They can’t recall what happened, what’s their favorite meal or special abilities that they have (if they have any).

How you’re muse will help them to remember? Or maybe they will use it as an opportunity to get benefit from my muse? Watch my muse discovering themselves and the world anew.

P. S. This is great for first interactions. (It’s a completely fresh start + you can develop a strong bond between muses).

[deathwalksamongarchive]

god of war (2018) starters

❝  long way from home, aren’t you?  ❞ ❝  why do you even care? you could have just walked away.  ❞ ❝  i almost feel bad for you.  ❞ ❝  i can tell you a thing or two about family matters.  ❞      ❝  lucky for you, my schedule’s wide open.  ❞ ❝  they’re gonna be sorry they picked this fight.  ❞ ❝  i heard you. it’s not up for discussion.  ❞ ❝  i will rain down agony, every possible violation, upon you.  ❞ ❝  um, alright…that hurt a little.  ❞ ❝  you think you understand, but you don’t.  ❞ ❝  didn’t you hear that? voices. it felt…evil.  ❞ ❝  you do not want this fight.  ❞ ❝  truth is more important than kindness.  ❞ ❝  i know every corner of these lands, every language spoken, every war waged, every deal struck.  ❞ ❝  it should have been you. you hear me? you. not her.  ❞ ❝  only use this as a last resort.  ❞ ❝  deny it all you want, but you saved me.  ❞ ❝  you don’t want me and you never will.  ❞ ❝  they do not stop us, so they do not concern us.  ❞ ❝  only time you talk to me is when you need something.  ❞ ❝  that doesn’t mean you should lie to your friends or family.  ❞ ❝  will i see you again?  ❞ ❝  don’t leave me alone ever again.  ❞      ❝  you see in the eyes of a child.  ❞ ❝  i know you hate gods but you really can’t stay away from them, can you?  ❞ ❝  you are in your head. let it go.  ❞ ❝  it is wise to be discreet.  ❞ ❝  you are right…i do not believe you.  ❞ ❝  the power of any weapon comes from your heart…but only when tempered by your head.  ❞ ❝  wow, you’re so stupid. that your father’s doing? or your mother’s?  ❞ ❝  will we see people on the road? friendly? will they try to rob us?  ❞ ❝  smells like rotting eggs. is it still good?  ❞ ❝  you’ve only killed those deserving, right?  ❞ ❝  you’re sounding more like your father by the minute.  ❞ ❝  that thing was trying to kill us. it’s not like you don’t get angry in a fight.  ❞ ❝  leave. my. home.  ❞ ❝  you killed against my wishes.  ❞ ❝  it’s all you talk about, over and over. do something about it or shut up.  ❞ ❝  behind you, watch out!  ❞ ❝  don’t know, don’t care.  ❞ ❝  this used to be a challenge.  ❞ ❝  this place feels like a prison.  ❞ ❝  it feels like something is waiting for us down here.  ❞ ❝  don’t be sorry. be better.  ❞ ❝  kill for survival, not for indulgence.  ❞ ❝  can’t believe you’ve lasted this long.  ❞ ❝  in war, a soldier sees beauty in the blood of his enemy.  ❞ ❝  the winds of fate have given us a strange coincidence.  ❞ ❝  close your heart to their desperation. close your heart to their suffering.  ❞ ❝  you’ve had to kill people before, haven’t you? you’re used to it.  ❞ ❝  why do you say nothing?  ❞ ❝  you’ve seen it with your own eyes. you can’t hurt me. nothing can.  ❞ ❝  anger can be a weapon if you control it.  ❞ ❝  whatever it is you seek, i do not have it. you should move on.  ❞ ❝  when they find you - and they will - they’ll make things difficult.  ❞ ❝  there is one unavoidable truth you will never escape: you cannot change.  ❞ ❝  only time you talk to me is when you need something.  ❞ ❝  we do what me must to survive.  ❞ ❝  follow down this path and head for daylight.  ❞ ❝  heh. thought you’d be bigger.  ❞ ❝  you have a knack for ominous statemants.  ❞ ❝  just tell me what i want to know! no need for this to get bloody.  ❞ ❝  we all gotta take responsibility sometime, huh?  ❞ ❝  that was a waste of a perfectly good apple.  ❞ ❝  you think i’m weak, because i’m not like you.  ❞ ❝  but…you told me never to go down there.  ❞ ❝  you know, i really hoped i’d never see this place again.  ❞ ❝  until our journey is over, one of us must remain focused.   ❞ ❝  you must be better than me. understand?  ❞ ❝  did something change? the forest feels different now.  ❞ ❝  with power comes a big choice. you serve yourself or you serve others.  ❞ ❝  do not mistake my silence for lack of grief.  ❞ ❝  we are not men. we are more than that.  ❞ ❝  i know i was never what you wanted.  ❞ ❝  mourn how you wish. leave me to my own.  ❞ ❝  hurry! i’m slipping.  ❞ ❝  do not allow yourself to feel for them. they do not feel for you.  ❞ ❝  do not concern yourself with what might be. focus on what is.  ❞ ❝  we do as we please. no excuses.  ❞ ❝  your father can kill. are you going to be able to do that?  ❞ ❝  accuracy over speed.  ❞ ❝  you left me here. again. why don’t you care?  ❞ ❝  what, you want a hug?  ❞ ❝  finish what you started.  ❞ ❝  you know, for someone so strong, you worry a lot.  ❞ ❝  you are hunting deer - not chasing it.  ❞ ❝  i don’t know you and you don’t know me… don’t seem to want to.  ❞ ❝  killing animals i get. they’re food. but people… they’re just trying to survive too.  ❞ ❝  do you hear that? it sounds like someone screaming.  ❞ ❝  i’m going to cut off your head now.  ❞ ❝  it’s…it’s still alive.  ❞ ❝  we are here because of you. never forget that.  ❞ ❝  do not speak again.  ❞ ❝  your anger…you can get lost in it.  ❞ ❝  you don’t have to be the smartest man in the world to see that.  ❞ ❝  we’ve come so far. there has to be a way.  ❞ ❝  don’t you see? they never gave up hope. and neither should we.  ❞ ❝  you can change your path. it’s not too late.  ❞ ❝  i’ve been to many strange places… but this is a new one.  ❞ ❝  oh, cut it out, princess. you’re gonna get me all weepy.  ❞ ❝  you are too quick to temper. you a rash, insubordinate and out of control.  ❞ ❝  the path ahead is difficult and you are not ready.  ❞ ❝  you are not ready - stay back.  ❞ ❝  think i’m afraid of you?! you’re nothing to me.  ❞ ❝  stay by me. touch nothing.  ❞ ❝  you were gone for so long i thought that you…  ❞      ❝  you will always be a monster.  ❞ ❝  look at me! look at me!  ❞ ❝  you are going to have to kill me for that to happen.  ❞ ❝  can you kill something that big?  ❞ ❝  on our journey we will be attacked by all manner of creature.  ❞ ❝  so we’re gonna go toward the creepy singing?  ❞ ❝  why are there two beds in there?  ❞ ❝  slow down. your haste will cost us.  ❞ ❝  i warned you. you would not listen.  ❞ ❝  no, wait…i’m not giving up. i just…have to catch my breath.  ❞ ❝  well, this is it. it’s been an honor.  ❞ ❝  you left me alone to fight.  ❞ ❝  are you the last of your family too?  ❞ ❝  my mother made it for me.  ❞ ❝  fight until we stop or we are dead.  ❞ ❝  the last in his realm of all this kind and you shoot him.  ❞ ❝  come. no looking back now.  ❞ ❝  you’re more concerned with their safety than our goal.  ❞ ❝  i don’t think we’re supposed to be in here.  ❞    ❝  i’m…sorry for your loss.  ❞ ❝  i hoped that’d you, out of all the people i’ve faced, would make me feel something.  ❞ ❝  slow and old. you should never have come here.  ❞ ❝  that bow’s a little big for you, isn’t it?  ❞ ❝  earlier you said people might kill us. i’ll kill them if they try.  ❞ ❝  pain we endure. faulty weaponry we do not.  ❞ ❝  let me guess…you’re gonna be smug and say we shouldn’t have got involved.  ❞ ❝  no. you’ve been gone a long, long time!  ❞ ❝  if you try, i’ll try.  ❞ ❝  wow, uh…that was something, that fight.  ❞ ❝  you did not think it was important to tell me?  ❞ ❝  death suits you better.  ❞ ❝  is it dishonorable to grow old?  ❞ ❝  so unclean. so, so unclean.  ❞ ❝  you won’t stop me.  ❞ ❝  and i thought my family was fucked up.  ❞ ❝  i’m strong. i’m smart. i’m not what you think i am.  ❞ ❝  when i require your counsel, i will ask.  ❞ ❝  don’t you know when to give up?  ❞ ❝  listen to me. i can help.  ❞ ❝  you’ve taught me so much. let me teach you something.  ❞ ❝  okay. there are a few gaps in my knowledge.  ❞ ❝  the path you walk. vengeance. you will find no peace.  ❞ ❝  you know i love you. you just can be better. i know you can be.  ❞ ❝  let them go. take me instead.  ❞ ❝  i’ve never felt more alive.  ❞ ❝  no…you’re bleeding.  ❞ ❝  do you have any idea, any idea at all, what you have cost me?  ❞ ❝  i used to dream about getting eaten.  ❞ ❝  relax. do not think of it as an animal. it is simply a target.  ❞ ❝  try to find forgiveness, and we can start something new.  ❞ ❝  there is much about me i won’t have you know.  ❞ ❝  have you ever heard the term “tempting fate?”  ❞ ❝  your memory was a comfort in dark times.  ❞ ❝  she meant more to me than you anyway.  ❞ ❝  you are not yourself.  ❞ ❝  if seeing me dead will make things right, i won’t stop you.  ❞ ❝  i’d bow if i could, your majesty.  ❞ ❝  then we will go home. to give up this easily, so close to the start…  ❞ ❝  only fire when i tell you to fire.  ❞ ❝  not my blood.  ❞ ❝ nobody’s killed a dragon for hundreds of years.  ❞ ❝  are they dead…? oh! not dead! not dead!  ❞ ❝  a dangerous beast. we’ll take him down together.  ❞

[martyrofthemojave]

FALLOUT OC COMPANION MEME

Tagged by @sanguineapocalypse (I mean not really but they said anyone reading could do it sO)

Art by @grandzealot !!!

NAME: “Sarge”/Teddy

SPECIAL:

STRENGTH: 8

PERCEPTION: 1

ENDURANCE: 6

CHARISMA: 9

INTELLIGENCE: 4

AGILITY: 2

LUCK: 9

KARMA: Neutral/Good

TAG SKILLS: Melee Weapons, Unarmed, Survival

PERK: Diplomat - Teddy’s experience bartering with the multiple factions of the Wasteland and his time spent traveling has built him a reputation with all factions. With Teddy in your party, all factions are reset to initially non-hostile, and can be engaged in dialogue. This effect ends once you perform a restricted action, or once Teddy leaves your party.

WEAPONS OF CHOICE:

[RANGED] Unique Riot Shotgun named “Homebound”

[MELEE] Sledgehammer, Brass Knuckles

I THINK WE SHOULD TRAVEL TOGETHER:

“You DO know what happened to my last friends, right?”

“Yeah, sure, just try to keep the exploding to a minimum.”

“If we run into Colonel Hsu, I’m leaving.”

USE MELEE:

“I’ll show you some REAL guns!”

“Step to me, I DARE you!”

“Time to run!”

USE RANGED:

“This is my gun. There are many others like it...”

“GET A TASTE OF MY BOOMSTICK!”

“Who ordered a lead salad?”

OPEN INVENTORY:

“I better not wake up naked tomorrow morning.”

“Oh sure, dump all your shit in my pack. Not like I needed my spine, anyway.”

“Just ‘cause my name’s Teddy doesn’t mean I’m an actual bear.”

STAY CLOSE:

“Careful, try not to stare too long.”

“Aw, just can’t resist this pretty face, huh?”

“If you insist...”

KEEP DISTANCE:

“Fair enough.”

“I’d be disappointed, but it was getting a bit close for comfort anyway.”

“I’ll be here.”

STEALTH:

“If we can’t talk, and if we can’t fight, then what’s the point?”

“Setting up an ambush? Why bother?”

“I’m too big for all this sneaking.”

BACK UP:

“Alright.”

“Woah, sorry bud.”

“There a problem?”

PASSIVE:

“Can do.”

“Never hurts to have charm on your side.”

“Sharpest tongue in the wasteland at your service... wait, that came out wrong.”

AGGRESSIVE:

“Oh good, I been itching for a fight.”

“I’m seeing red already!”

“Gimme some Jet, I need to psych up.”

STIMPAK:

“Hoooh, that hit the spot.”

“Got any Med-X while you’re at it?”

“Damn, that’s good.”

FOLLOW:

“I got your six.”

“What I’m best at.”

“Just us on the road.”

WAIT:

“Gimme a holler if you need me.”

“I’ll be here.”

“Don’t leave me waiting too long, you hear?”

HOME/LUCKY 38:

“Damn, bored of me that quickly?”

“I’d say I earned a rest. See you there.”

“You know where to find me, partner.”

AGRESSION: Passive

CONFIDENCE: Cautious but Brave

ASSISTANCE: Helps anybody

TAGGING: @onewiththeglow

[sphinxmemesmusings]

Send my character a ► and a command. They must obey.

[memesmercy]

Send a SHIP + 💛 and I will tell you my thoughts on a child of theirs.

NAME: GENDER: APPEARANCE: FACECLAIM: ( if applicable )… PERSONALITY: POWERS / ABILITIES: ( if applicable )… MISC:

[moved3677]

Reblog if

You are still going to be here after the change. If your characters and relationships you’ve made on this shit storm of a site, is too important to abandon.

[rpmememaker]

It's Sexual Sunday so...

send my muse inappropriate questions

flirt with them anonymously or not

try to make them blush

kiss them at random

send me terrible pickup lines 

get my muse hot and bothered 

Pretty much this is your excuse to do what you want to my muse and see if you can get away with it. So go crazy! 

[rbcages]

how are you so quiet about it? your sadness i mean. how do you hold it in your chest, in your eyes, in your teeth without letting it speak; how does it stay still?

[martyrofthemojave]

b e t r a y a l

Cold.

That was the best way for Theodore to describe the feeling that ran through him. The immense pain in his heart wasn’t enough. He was standing before Caesar... well, being forced to kneel before Caesar. His prosthetic arm had been ripped from him and he was stripped down, showing his burnt left side to the world. Brown eyes glared at Caesar, but the man did not seem impressed. No, he looked rather amused. Teddy still didn’t know how he had ended up in this situation. The memories were fuzzy but it felt like when he had been shot in the head all over again. Pain, nausea, an overwhelming dizziness and sense of dread. Caesar’s eyes held a malicious sort of satisfaction.

“You had your chance to join me, Courier. It would have been for the better. Instead you insisted on defying me. No profligate who stands against me ever remains standing for long.” Caesar’s gaze turned to a figure to Theodore’s left. “As promised, your reward for bringing him in is on the table. Normally we don’t pay such a high amount, but...” Caesar shrugged. “Thank you for all your hard work, Dove.”

As soon as the name left Caesar’s lips, Theodore felt as though his heart had been torn out of his chest. He turned his gaze to the small woman in the tattered white dress. “Y... you. I trusted you!” He choked out. “I gave you everything I had!” He struggled against his chains and somehow found the strength to stand up, alarming the praetorian guard. Yet he made no move. “I... I hope there is a Hell for you. For whatever you are. You always said you didn’t want to be called a monster. Well guess what? You’re not a monster. You’re a being of pure fucking evil.” As he struggled and sobbed out, the Praetorian guards could only laugh. “I should’ve known you were incapable of love. You told me from the start, but I still fell in love anyway.”

The expression on Dove’s face was unreadable. She simply grabbed the bag and walked away. Somehow that was worse than her saying anything or even acknowledging him. She just walked out of his life, leaving him at the hands of rapists, killers, and slavers.

[rpmemes-galore]

Send me   “ b e t r a y a l “   for my muse’s reaction to yours selling them out to their enemies / someone they fear. 

[martyrofthemojave]

hey would anyone and i mean literally ANYONE who still follows me be interested in roleplaying. literally just like or reblog this post and ill shoot you a starter. im lonely as hell.

[rp-memes-atyourservice]

Touch my muse. Be descriptive or simple, tender or violent, fond or hateful - anything goes.

[ghc-deactivated20190415]

imagine being a smoothskin LMAO 

this post was made by ghoul gang

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[rpstartersanskboxfillers]

Put "kiss" in my ask box and my muse will kiss yours regardless of who your muse is.