shsl nurse

miki, any pronouns, 17, gemini, about byf

[sarahwys-deactivated20220315]

When you ask your dad for something, but he says ‘no’ , 

                                                      so then you have to go ask mum. 

[diskingoferebor]

I needed a reaction image that was a combination of two so here’s a new one for y’all to enjoy

[oiltipped]

reblog this and tag the most memorable way you lost one of your baby teeth

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

tumblypoos… have you guys heard of this tv show Family Guy??? it’s literal shitposting omg,, it’s basically thebootydiaries except it started in like 2000?? and it’s ANIMATED it’s total animation porn to look at??? how do you guys,,, not know about this it’s fucking precious?? there’s an evil gay baby stewie he’s a sinnamon roll??? WHY ARENT WE TALKING ABOUT THIS

[emosforjesus]

This post stopped my milk production and now i cant breastfeed

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

this is THE funniest reply on this post thread closed

[zagreus]

if you c*nsor anything in a post you are l*gally required to put all of the omitted v*wels at the end as a footn*te

*eeoo

[doctress]

Okay th*n. *f you’r* sure about th*s. 

Old Macd*nald had a farm.  

*eieio

[zagreus]

i’m going to shatter you like glass

[dope-a-mania-deactivated2020110]

[decopvnk]

@cymbalknight

[4-3-2-2-2-12-1-12-2-23-3-3-3-3]

[hither2]

the boy cries ye a sweater-a tears……and ye kill him

[fogsigh-deactivated20130827]

okay who’s my server player and why are they fucking with me

[sparrow-va]

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you press the clitoris and the g-spot at the same time the vagina takes a screenshot

[just-shower-responses]

HEY WHAT

[noxtheox]

we’ve discovered how this image was taken

[just-shower-responses]

fuck you. fuck you. fuck you fu.ck you fu c k u ouj fucK YOU FUCK YOU

[littletetra]

When you’re stuck in a point and click adventure game:

[bogleech]

my brain any time we have a hundred dollars: whoa, whoa, whoa…WHOA….stop the fuckin presses guys…..a “HUNDRED“ dollars? Like, a LITERAL hundred of them!? You serious!? That’s like…hold on let me do what I think math is….that’s like….INFINITY dollars. That’s THE big number. TEN TENS, BABY! We can afford ANYTHING! Food! Shoes! Gas! More food! Entertainment!! EVEN more food!!! We are ROLLING in those ten fuckin’ tens!!!! UNSTOPPABLE!!!!

the same brain as soon as we no longer have a hundred dollars: whu…..uh…h-how…how  di…..but…….we had a hundred of them………

[thotsimulator]

[marygooree]

there it is

[spreadyovrwings]

this is my tweet i’m shook

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[end-gateway]

did someone break a torch, why did tumblr suddenly get so dark

[end-gateway]

WE NEED TO LIGHT UP TUMBLR OR MOBS ARE GONNA START SPAWNING

[opscurums]

hey here’s another tag thingy!

boy

shut

oh

ass

but

why

i’m

cool

wish

[krzskhgjzhgjhdljzhgusyhyqafasfa]

[skyrim guard voice] you got a boyfriend? bet he doesn’t kiss ya! [sips drink] AURGH! 

[krzskhgjzhgjhdljzhgusyhyqafasfa]

by the nines, he hit the dab!