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[merrikatwood-deactivated2026021]

it’s because you’re always living in that damn castle

[segamascott]

[importantcatpics]

[storm-of-feathers]

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

[aropride]

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

[eelpetplay]

The value of fucking around as a means to finding out cannot be understated.

[bobdylanyaoi]

tell me, frodo, Do you belive in life... ...after love?

[toxicworkplaceyaoi]

new fave tweet

[kimitofutari]

The japanese posters for return of the king. The japanese get it.

[userfaramir]

THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RETURN OF THE KING — Behind the Scenes

[userfaramir]

THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RETURN OF THE KING — Behind the Scenes

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things

[justgivemeabookplease]

Shrek 2, while a cinematic masterpiece, is also an interesting look at queerness and comp het.

Fiona is married so it's time to reunite with her parents. But instead of marrying a prince, she's married to an ogre. Not just that, but she's also an ogre. (Yes everyone knew she would sometimes be an ogre but that was when she was a child, she didn't know she would be an ogre for the rest of her life, and besides once she met the right prince she would stop being an ogre. She was supposed to stop being an ogre.)

But okay they're both ogres. We can still ask about when they'll have children because even if they're ogres they can still have kids, right? That's what married princes and princesses do so naturally that's what everyone does. Even if ogres might not be great parents (I've heard that ogres eat their young, is that something you people do?) it's still something that should be discussed.

And okay you can stay in Fiona's childhood bedroom filled with all the reminders that hey, everyone thought she was just a princess and princesses marry princes. Her toys left out from the last time she played with them. The prince slays the ogre. The princess offers a token of gratitude for slaying the ogre. Fiona wrote Mrs. Fiona Charming a million times in her diary because what else was she supposed to grow up to be?

And Harold you have to fix this, your country can't be ruled by ogres. You were unfit to rule when you were a frog but I changed you, I made you better, I made you a prince. You know how this works. Think of your daughter's safety.

Shrek goes to the Fairy Godmother and oh honey, ogres don't live happily ever after. It's just not done. It hasn't happened in all of fairy tale history. You have to change the both of you to be happy. You have to present as a prince and a princess. It will be better. You'll fit in better that way. You'll be accepted that way.

[fitzchivalry]

[sacred-portal]

[nicomrade]

[historicalbookimages]

🦌 Fauna japonica, sive, Descriptio animalium, quae in itinere per Japoniam, jussu et auspiciis, superiorum, qui summum in India Batava imperium tenent, suscepto, annis 1823-1830 Lugduni Batavorum: Apud Auctorem, 1833-1850. Original source Image description: Illustration of a Muraena kidako, a species of moray eel, depicted with an elongated, thick, and curved body covered in a mottled brown and black pattern. The eel’s head features small eyes, sharp teeth inside an open mouth, and visible sensory barbels near the nostrils. The detailed texture and coloration highlight the eel’s natural camouflage. This historical image, part of the “Fauna japonica” series from the early 19th century, presents the eel against a plain background for clear scientific observation.

[scavengedluxury]

Underpass. Oxford, August 2015.