me: iâm gonna do work today! hell yeah babey
brain: wrong
me: what?
brain: wrong
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@marvel-suit
me: iâm gonna do work today! hell yeah babey
brain: wrong
me: what?
brain: wrong
All our generation wants is a small apartment and a spouse that loves them back.
In-suite laundry would be nice too.
when youâre using a public restroom and you have done your business and you hear a toilet flush while you are washing your hands
oh and fyi:
you ever take a shower just to flex on post malone
me: poke th cat
cat: mrrhp
me every time: wow.
me: *starts eating healthy and drinking water*Â oh wow this is actually really nice and fun.Â
me:Â
me:
me: I SAID THIS IS REALLY NICE
brain: oh right. heres some dopamine for the bare minimum u basic ass bitch
me: thank uÂ
wow i sure hope *starts smacking my neck* THERES NO VAMPIRES AROUND. *slaps my neck really really hard* i HOPE thereâs NO vampires who might want to BITE ME and suck my blood right here from my *i am smacking so godforsakenly hard* NECKÂ
one day i will. then youâll see. you will all fucking see
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911âŠid like to report something she did Operator: what she do? Me:âŠthat
Only gay people can read this
Literally my math teacher abandoned todayâs lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i donât even know
can the guy who brought it in let me raw him
im an evil boy-kissing transgender
âOld friendâ either means an elderly dog or an individual of the same gender with whom you have been secretly in love for more than a decade. There are no other possible interpretations.
This is blatant archenemy erasure and I wonât stand for it
Bold of you to assume the archenemy isnât the individual of the same gender youâve been secretly in love with for more than a decade