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… so my friend just said that this beauty of a man is “ugly”. like she actually said that Oliver Stark is ugly.
I know that people have different tastes but… UGLY?? THIS MAN?!
Well, I think he is absolutely gorgeous, sweet and hot so here I am blessing everyone’s dash with his pretty face.
ugh how i love lambert in the games and how underrated he is as what i believe to be one of the most complex and fascinating characters throughout all the games.
he's snarky, prickly, sarcastic, slightly rude and aggressive, resorting to impulsive violence as a solution immediately and struggles with patience and keeping his temper. he loves who he views as brothers and ciri but he doesn't express it as much or as well as geralt or eskel. he's sometimes hard to get along with, especially compared to eskel who is far friendlier and as he describes it 'a simple witcher'.
and my favourite part that makes him one of the most interesting characters for me: lambert's intense and difficult feelings towards vesemir. he loves him as a parental figure (his emotions at his funeral are far more obviously visceral than most others when keira isn't there, he's barely able to speak for his utter grief - if she is there, he puts on more of an act of being okay which is just as sad) and almost hates him simultaneously for the life and childhood he could've had if it hadn't been for his abusive father.
he and his mother suffered said father's violence, and all at a very young age. hearing this scene always makes me hurt, because i went through the same for over a decade and a half as a child. lambert loved and cared for his mum and hasn't seen her since. a side note - i don't believe the baron would've lived a second longer if lambert had been the one to discover what happened to anna, dea and tamara instead of geralt.
out of everyone, lambert is the most horrified at the idea of putting uma through mutations to the point of not being able to even look as it happens and is openly disgusted by the fact vesemir even kept the mutation table. he remembers both the names and the personalities of the boys he knew who died during training to become a witcher, even after so much time has passed. lambert struggles and suffers with the consequences and emotions of being a witcher constantly.
and according to yennefer, he is the prettiest witcher in her book! geralt is, obviously, second. i don't disagree.
all this is to say: i adore him.
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A doctor saying "Good news! Your labs look great" is like if you were watching a cop show and the chief walked in like "Great news, everybody! The best news! The killer is still at large and we have no leads."
That’s not a controversial opinion…it’s the truth.
I still don’t understand in which universe is Lambert short? In the books witchers are all tall, in the games he is almost slightly taller than Geralt and I really don’t give two shits about Netflix!Lambert but he is also not short?
So like… where is this coming from?
Lambert is tall like any other witcher.
The games aren’t great for heights because there’s a lot of model reuse. Geralt/Eskel/Lambert all use the same body actually. There are some skintone adjustments and Geralt himself has extra scarring (and maybe that hilarious neck tattoo), but the base is identical. From the books, Ciri is canon 5′9/175cm. She may have grown taller since, but Sapko can’t keep ages straight and there’s translation errors to boot. (ie. in ToS—English almost 15yrs, Polish almost 12yrs; however 12 doesn’t make sense in the timeline.) Eskel and Geralt would be the same height if not very close, also from their book descriptions. Until the Grasses shocked Geralt’s hair white and their individual scarring came in, they passed as blood brothers.
“They stood before her, tall, slim, their arms crossed, the weight of their bodies on their left legs—” (BoE)
Much like Geralt’s “dark” eyes, it’s debatable whether this means the three of them are actually tall or just standing straight. Considering other characters are specifically described as “tall elf” and “tall man” though, I’m hedging on the latter. I digress, I could pick through the books forever… but the conclusion is witchers being tall is fanon. Most people trying to sus it out put Geralt at 6′2~6′6/188~198cm, which is tall for the set era. Geralt grew up at Kaer Morhen and probably at least had decent meals the whole time. Somehow Eskel, whenever he arrived, managed the same. Whether they’re in the 6′2/188cm+ range or not, it’s not too far-fetched to assume Lambert is shorter, hailing from a much rougher past. (Though, this brings us back to game canon for Lambert backstory, not the books.) Anyways…. tl;dr: not short, persay, just probably shorter if we mix source materials, but it’s all fanon.
Thank you for your thoughts I loved reading this!
I’m not sure it’s all fanon, though. Unfortunately, I don’t have the books in English, however all witchers are described as tall when Triss first walks into Kaer Morhen. From her point of view, if I remember correctly, she views them as lean and tall (at least in my language).
I actually did not mean their height as in what we would consider tall currently, just the fact that he is described just as tall as any of them as I have never come across a “short witcher” description. If they have to fight huge monsters, they just needed to have the height as well. I just can’t imagine Lambert being significantly shorter than his wolf brothers.
I also understand how his bitterness and short temper could give “short man” energy, but if you read the books (or in my opinion, even in the games) he also comes across as someone who is very confident, flirty and also intelligent.
However do let me know if my mind is playing tricks on me and I remember the books wrong!
Awe, I’m glad! I always love talking about lore in general, but especially so when it revolves around Lambert ♥ The text about them meeting Triss is the quote that I used above from the English version actually! I compared it to the numerous mentions of Geralt’s “dark” eyes because that’s become a point of debate across the years. Are they actually dark-colored or is dark a descriptor a la:
(Forgive my anime usage, it’s just an easy way to illustrate the meaning.) We know Geralt’s eyes are “those of a viper” and that he can “narrow his pupils into vertical slits” (BoE, TLW respectively), so I personally fall on the line that dark is a descriptor. Triss describes them as tall while she takes in their stances. It’s different than other characters, who are specifically described to be tall. Much like the dark eyes debate, I take Triss’ view to be how the stand and present themselves, at the ready, moreso than their literal physicality. The books ever use the word short for any of the witchers either though, fwiw. Hence it’s all headcanon really. It’s just somehow become fanon popular for Lambert to be actually short. As for “short man energy”… The closest comparison is probably, well, the easy poster child of the phrase: Edward Elric, feat. the image up there. He’s canonically short because most of his energy was being sucked away as he grew up. He’s a button pusher, a survivor, can be asshole on purpose, and incredibly smart. On those basic lines, is that Lambert also? Sure. (I think they’re two very different characters, but I admit that I struggle with the whole vibe of that statement as someone who is personally even too short for the petite section so, maybe that’s on me.)
you can delete *your* personality rant but I’m quite happy to include my own: You know, I also tend to take umbrage with the “Lambert is so mean/angry/awful” take too. What do you really find out about him? His best friend died when he was a kid. His dad was abusive. He didn’t want to be at KM. His best? friend? boyfriend? mentor? died, and he sought revenge. He possibly killed bandits. (He says he did, but how much of that was him trying to get under Geralt’s skin?) He is sarcastic and a bit brash, he’s angry about Aiden’s death. He’s grieving, and goes to what he thinks will be a suicide mission to protect his niece. His niece, that in the books, he’s the one who taught table manners to. Lambert is the one who taught Ciri manners. Important to note, that. He knows them enough to teach her, and to be honest, most of Triss’ complaints about her upbringing were that she wasn’t treated like a princess. She was perfectly capable of slipping into princess behaviour once Triss encouraged that. So what do we know about him? That he’s hurt and grieving. that he trusts Geralt, and tells him to his face he would go to hell and back for him- something that as we saw with his revenge quest for Aiden is something Lambert doesn’t take lightly. So yeah sure he’s crass and snarky, a little bit of a shit. But he’s not this horribly mean asshole that fanon likes for him.
And wrapping that allll up in the end? Edward Elric was short. He was. He was also a kid. A kid who grew up to be taller than Winry, but still shorter than others, and shorter than he should’ve been, thanks to his youth. 🤷♀️ Depends on perspective. And also, how much your friend wants to tease you that they’re 1" taller than you.
I just love everything about this post now.
Thank you for your thoughts and views, I am absolutely obsessed with Lambert’s character and I love talking and reading about him.
I still don’t understand in which universe is Lambert short? In the books witchers are all tall, in the games he is almost slightly taller than Geralt and I really don’t give two shits about Netflix!Lambert but he is also not short?
So like… where is this coming from?
Lambert is tall like any other witcher.
God, I remember seeing this info during my ✨️research✨️ and it always rubbed me the wrong way. I swear to god, during my last playthrough of the game, I spent SO MUCH TIME analysing his height compared to the others, only to then conclude he is, in fact, a tall big boy. Maybe a little bit shorter than Geralt and maybe a little bit leaner than Eskel (doesn't require much though) but still a big boy.
Everyone is free to have their own Canon on things but............. in my opinion, you guys are missing out if you don't consider the black wolf a big guy
100% agree!!
I still don’t understand in which universe is Lambert short? In the books witchers are all tall, in the games he is almost slightly taller than Geralt and I really don’t give two shits about Netflix!Lambert but he is also not short?
So like… where is this coming from?
Lambert is tall like any other witcher.
The games aren’t great for heights because there’s a lot of model reuse. Geralt/Eskel/Lambert all use the same body actually. There are some skintone adjustments and Geralt himself has extra scarring (and maybe that hilarious neck tattoo), but the base is identical. From the books, Ciri is canon 5′9/175cm. She may have grown taller since, but Sapko can’t keep ages straight and there’s translation errors to boot. (ie. in ToS—English almost 15yrs, Polish almost 12yrs; however 12 doesn’t make sense in the timeline.) Eskel and Geralt would be the same height if not very close, also from their book descriptions. Until the Grasses shocked Geralt’s hair white and their individual scarring came in, they passed as blood brothers.
“They stood before her, tall, slim, their arms crossed, the weight of their bodies on their left legs—” (BoE)
Much like Geralt’s “dark” eyes, it’s debatable whether this means the three of them are actually tall or just standing straight. Considering other characters are specifically described as “tall elf” and “tall man” though, I’m hedging on the latter. I digress, I could pick through the books forever… but the conclusion is witchers being tall is fanon. Most people trying to sus it out put Geralt at 6′2~6′6/188~198cm, which is tall for the set era. Geralt grew up at Kaer Morhen and probably at least had decent meals the whole time. Somehow Eskel, whenever he arrived, managed the same. Whether they’re in the 6′2/188cm+ range or not, it’s not too far-fetched to assume Lambert is shorter, hailing from a much rougher past. (Though, this brings us back to game canon for Lambert backstory, not the books.) Anyways…. tl;dr: not short, persay, just probably shorter if we mix source materials, but it’s all fanon.
Thank you for your thoughts I loved reading this!
I’m not sure it’s all fanon, though. Unfortunately, I don’t have the books in English, however all witchers are described as tall when Triss first walks into Kaer Morhen. From her point of view, if I remember correctly, she views them as lean and tall (at least in my language).
I actually did not mean their height as in what we would consider tall currently, just the fact that he is described just as tall as any of them as I have never come across a “short witcher” description. If they have to fight huge monsters, they just needed to have the height as well. I just can’t imagine Lambert being significantly shorter than his wolf brothers.
I also understand how his bitterness and short temper could give “short man” energy, but if you read the books (or in my opinion, even in the games) he also comes across as someone who is very confident, flirty and also intelligent.
However do let me know if my mind is playing tricks on me and I remember the books wrong!
I still don’t understand in which universe is Lambert short? In the books witchers are all tall, in the games he is almost slightly taller than Geralt and I really don’t give two shits about Netflix!Lambert but he is also not short?
So like… where is this coming from?
Lambert is tall like any other witcher.
Something Else - Epilogue
When Lambert comes to Oxenfurt he isn’t exactly happy. He despises the little town, its academy, the noise in the streets and in the taverns. As a strange girl bumps into him he thinks it couldn’t get any worse. When he meets that girl again he knows that he was wrong. But eventually he has to wonder if there may be something else to her than her odd appearance and her determination to annoy him.
Hello!
With this chapter, Lambert’s and Vica’s journey is coming to an end. At least for now. I have more ideas, if you want to read them, I’d be over the moon with joy if you told me. Apart from that, there are certain other characters I want to write, and I’m looking forward to it. “Something Else” is my first completed fan fiction, and what a ride it has been. Writing has been frustrating at times, absolute fun at others, but it had always been worth it. The biggest shoutout to @akhuna who always encouraged me to keep on. Thank you, bestie! Thank you to @mimikoflamemaker for creating the beautiful moodboard for this story. And of course, the biggest thanks to all of you who took time to read the story, to leave kudos and comments. You’re the best and I’m so humbled and happy you wanted to follow Lambert’s and Vica’s story.
Thank you and off to new shores in 2023!
You can find the Epilogue here.
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You can turn yourself into a Lichtenstein portrait!!!
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This one is too good not to do!
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This one was fun! Thanks for the tag, @quantumlocked310!
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Thank you @serasvictoria this was so much funnnn 💕
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Aw thank you @majesticwren i had fun with this one!!
@rethatview maybe you feel like checking this out? no pressure!!
#can people stop hiring paul bettany to be ice cold and whispery #and hire him again to be A HYPER CON ARTIST STAND-UP EMCEE AGAIN #pls and thnk u
#TOOODAY #you find yourselves EQUALS #for you are all equally blessed #for I have the pride #the PRIVILEGE #NAY!!! #the PLEASURE #of introducing to you…… a knight….. SIRED by knights #A knight who can trace his lineage back……… before Charlemagne. #I first met him on a mountaintop pRAYING TO GOD #asking for forgiveness! #for the Saracen blood split by his sword. NEXT #he amazed me still futher #in Italy! #when he saved a fatherless beauty from the would-be ravishings of her DREADFUL TURKISH UNCLE #[dramatic pause] #He spent a year #……in silence……. #just to better understand the sound……… of a whisper? #AND SO #without any further gilding of the lily and with no more ado #I give you the Seeker of Serenity! #the Protector of Italian Virginity #the Enforcer of our Lord God #the One #the Only #SIR UUUUUUUUUUURLICH VON LICHTENSTEIN
The Wolf and The Snake (Lambert!The Witcher Game x OC!She-Witcher) - MASTERPOST
Chapter 1 - Smile of The Wolf. Chapter 2 - Rotten Honour. Chapter 3 - Rattling Bones. Chapter 4 - Under My Skin.
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