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His face looks so stupid hot it makes me want to gnaw my own hand off.
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Not to be extra or anything but, this gif alone can make me pregnant.
His face looks so stupid hot it makes me want to gnaw my own hand off.
Spider-Man Masterlist
hey y’all ! i’ve compiled a full masterlist of all my spider-man writings - the series, the blurbs, all of it - so that it’s easy to find everything ! hope this is helpful ! my recommendation for reading is though there are blurbs that are in chronological order of the series, i would recommend reading the whole series first & then going & reading the blurbs. so maybe read ‘far from you (home)’ first & then the pre & post ‘far from you (home)’ blurbs before reading ‘something sinister’ enjoy ! - marlie b
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SERIES MASTERLISTS
PART I — FAR FROM YOU (HOME)
SUMMARY: y/n stark is really not here for this european school vacay because in this post-endgame world, she’s mourning the loss of her dad. but one (1) sticky boi peter parker is just trying to be the friend he once was while also trying not to flirt too much because if she rejects him (which she wouldn’t, not that he knows that) while they’re in venice holy hell he’ll just pitch himself off the gondola right then and there. basically, y/n has been distancing herself & peter misses her & this school trip is a great way for him to coax her back into the real world & y/n really loves peter but is super sensitive and scared to lose him & also mysterio shows up at some point ugh @ nick fury leave ned leeds alone
PART II — SOMETHING SINISTER
SUMMARY: y/n stark & peter parker are finally dating & they are all about it. senior year is only barely underway but they are ready to party hard with their friends, sneak around the compound to make out, & enjoy the last year before their future begins with college & more schooling. the future is unknown, but one thing is for sure - y/n & peter just want a freaking break. that field trip was a shit show & things are finally back to normal. but they’re both avengers & powerful ones at that, so they have to make some idiot enemies along the way that are obviously going to try & wreck their lives. villains really have no class anymore; can’t they see that peter just wants to snuggle his girlfriend?
PART III — SECRET WARS
COMING SOON – END OF AUGUST/EARLY SEPTEMBER
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BLURBS
just some pre & post fics blurbs about our fav webby boi peter p & his girl y/n stark living their best lives asked about by our fav readers (they’ve been placed in chronological order, not the order in which they were written just fyi)
* PRE - FAR FROM YOU (HOME): *
Fruit Salad Showers - peter falls asleep on the ceiling, y/n goes out on her first patrol & steve can’t turn down a challenge from tony
Weight of Your Fingertips - peter needs some cuddles & y/n decides her bed isn’t her own anymore because bodies are better than pillows
Spidey Code Sleepover - peter & y/n go on their first mission, tony cannot believe how stubborn his daughter is & cap is tired of babysitting
Five Pizzas & A Secret - tony is on a rampage & y/n saves peter’s ass while kicking steve’s in chess & tony ends up buying dinner
The MJ of it All - y/n realizes for the 1st time that peter might have feelings for mj, & steve rogers goes into true dad mode
Team Stark - peter said hell yeah to fighting for team stark in civil war but he never said which stark he was fighting for
Little Angst Babies - harry osborn is the new kid in town, y/n loves pineapple on her pizza, & peter is a lost baby boy with too many emotions
Busy With Kisses - peter & y/n return from their impromptu monte carlo vacay & tony is such a dad about it good lord
* POST - FAR FROM YOU (HOME) / PRE - SOMETHING SINISTER: *
The New Normal - y/n suffers from the chemical effects of mysterio’s attack & peter suffers from being secretly head-over-heels in love
Bedtime Confessions - peter’s nightmares cause y/n to spill some secrets & peter breaks into bruce’s computer just for funsies
Sweaty Palms Season - just some first date jitters, peter steals some rosé from rhodey, & no one can make out in a car in peace anymore
Senior Year Reveal - peter literally kisses y/n once in the cafeteria & everyone loses their shit & flash starts a group call about it
Chicken Curry Soup - peter has a real bad cold but just wants to make out with y/n at a party so life is just real hard you guys
That Kind of Way - peter is ripped in gym class, y/n’s horniness suffers in silence, and senior year is getting sexy baby
* POST - SOMETHING SINISTER: *
Mommy Issues - peter meets an unexpected visitor, everyone goes for a long weekend at the lake post-grad, & you tan so nicely peter might die
Bulletproof Future - the gang is back together freshmen year of college, gwen stacy flirts with peter & flash bestow wisdom on y/n
Homage to Heartbreak - the small breakup peter & y/n go through doesn’t feel too small when gwen stacey tries to swoop in
Weekend Retreat - y/n’s kidnapping her sophomore year of college trends on twitter, peter is a lost puppy with a motorbike
Bagels, Bruises & Broken Thongs - peter almost chooses robotics over sex, y/n blackmails peter with bagels, & gracie calls it like she sees it
Sexy Sloppy Secrets - the 2 times peter & y/n try to get it on & the one time they do, also peter’s roomie totally knows he’s spider-man oops
* POST - SECRET WARS: *
Little Auntie Morgan - peter almost gives may a heart attack & bucky ruins a perfectly good pregnancy announcement goddamn it
Kids These Days - the teen avengers are doing their best, kids forget to wear seat belts & peter is so done with babysitting
Baby Curls & Sandy Toes - baby benji parker has two grandmas and they are both so in love and obsessed with him
Baby Freckles - benji asks 1000+ questions, there’s a new baby parker in town, & 11 o’clock is a great time for ice cream
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Why I love Peggy Carter
She is the strongest woman I’ve ever seen.
Her relationship with Steve is the cutest thing ever,
you’d be lying if you disagreed.
And even though she was as blown away after the project as the rest of us were,
she loved him even before the serum,
and she always will.
Always.
Thor and Loki trying to escape Sakaar Thor Ragnarok(2017)
If Yukio ever needed help
Nega: go ahead. Summon the demon
Yukio: *deep breath* hi wade!
Deadpool: *bursts through 7 brick walls, runs into Collasus, trips over cadavers* HI YUKIO
just dropping in to say that chris evans thought he’d go to art school bc he liked drawing instead he became a public figure in front of the camera which is further proof he’s actual steve rogers in this essay i will,,,
hold the whole phone boi-
He’s too powerful it’s just not good for my health 😭
holy fuck this song live is SO GOOD WOW
Prompt List of Sarcasm
“Well, what can I say? I’m a badass.”
“Define normal.”
“Do I get bonus points if I act like I care?”
“Just remember if we get caught, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English.”
“Don’t look for any redeeming qualities. I don’t have any.”
“It’s amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.”
“I love you. You enormously stubborn pain in the ass.”
“And you wonder why you’re still single.”
“Remind me to kill you. Please.”
“I’m listening to you. I’m just not paying attention.”
“That’s a little melodramatic, don’t you think?”
“Were you dropped on your head?”
“She’s crazy. And just when you think you’ve reached the bottom of her craziness, there’s a crazy underground garage.”
“She may seem like lollipops and rainbows but I bet behind close doors she’s latex and whips.”
“If my day gets any worse, I’m asking hell if they’re having an exchange program.”
“Sorry. I don’t speak skank.”
“If I survive, can I go home?”
“My middle finger salutes you.”
“This is a whole new level of moronic, even for you.”
“I don’t think I could ever stab someone. I mean, let’s be honest. I can barely get the straw in the Capri Sun.”
“I don’t have enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel.”
“Insanity run in my family. It practically gallops.”
“Oh darling. Go buy a brain.”
“Somebody’s cranky.” “Somebody needs to shut up.”
“Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.”
“All due respect, but that’s a bunch of crap.”
“I am one of the few people in the world who can murder you and leave no forensic evidence behind.”
“Excuse me. I have to go make a scene.”
“What did I tell you about calling her/him the devil?” “That it’s offensive to the devil?”
“I heard that!” “You were supposed to!”
“I need therapy after this.”
“You didn’t get in trouble for lying. You got in trouble for lying badly.”
“I’m not weird. I am limited edition.”
“I turned out liking you a lot more that I originally planned.”
“I think you’re weird.” “I think you’re boring.”
“If history repeats itself, I am so getting a dinosaur.”
“You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?”
“I’m afraid I’ve been thinking…” “A dangerous pastime.”
“I’d explain it to you, but you’re brain would explode.”
“Wow, there’s a big surprise. I think I’m going to have a heart attack and die from surprise.”
“I’m gonna hit you so hard, it’ll make you ancestors dizzy.”
“Even when we were kids, I always kicked your ass!”
“Sarcasm is the body’s natural reaction to stupidity.”
“You’re good. A monster pain in the ass… but you’re good.”
“Well, excuse me, psychic wonder!”
“The female of the species is more deadly than the male.”
“Don’t look in her eyes, she might steal your soul.”
“She’s hot, but she’s evil.”
“Do I regret it? Yes. Would I do it again? Probably.”
“I already know that I’m going to hell. At this point it’s really go big or go home.”
“Go on, knock his teeth down his throat.”
“You’re going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters, animal abusers and people who talk at the theater.”
“What’s the point in screaming? No one’s listening anyway.”
“I’m not a damsel in distress. I’m a damsel doing damage.”
“So stick that in your juice box and suck it.”
“Never take life seriously. No one ever comes out alive anyway.”
“This place hold a lot of memories for me. Some bad, some… No. No, no, all bad.”
“A little gasoline… blowtorch… no problem.”
“Good, bad, I’m the one with the gun.”
“I know you can’t kill anybody, ‘cause I can’t kill anybody.”
“You’re insane, but you might also be brilliant.”
“What you call insanity, I call inspiration.”
“Sometimes I question my sanity. Occasionally it replies.”
“Why should we date?” “Because we are attracted to each other.” “I am attracted to pie, but I do not feel the need to date pie.”
“Why does everyone assume the worst of me.” “It saves time.”
“I like you. You’re different.”
“You successfully cured him/her of anything interesting about his/her personality.”
“Neither one us is drunk enough for this conversation.”
“You’re questioning my methods.” “I’m not questioning it, I’m saying it’s stupid.”
“Wow, somebody needs a Happy Meal.”
“I didn’t do it!” “Then why are you laughing?” “Because whoever did it is a freaking genius.”
“Idiots. I’m surrounded by idiots.”
“You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.”
“I care so little, I almost passed out.”
“Well behaved woman rarely make history.”
“You’re so weird.” “You have no idea.”
“The universe may not always play fair, but at least it’s got a hell of a sense of humor.”
“You haven’t even seen my bad side yet.”
“Obviously you have mistaken me for somebody who gives a shit.”
“How’s life treating you?” “Like I ran over it’s dog.”
“Rule number one: don’t bother sucking up. I already hate you, that’s not going to change.”
“Oh God, we’re not gonna have to hug or anything, are we.”
“I’m so glad you could come.” “Cut the crap. Give me a drink.”
“You make no sense to me.” “Welcome to my life.”
“Have fun being deal.” “I will.”
“Damn, you’re strong for a little thing.”
“It’s called thinking. Go with it.”
“I made a new friend today.” “Real or imaginary?” “Imaginary.”
“Where have you been all my life?” “Hiding from you.”
“I’m getting real bored and impatient. I don’t do bored and impatient.”
“The girl is strange no question.”
“Do us a favor… I know it’s difficult for you… but please, stay here, and try no to do anything… stupid.”
“I know most people don’t like me; I don’t care, I don’t like most people.”
“You are a very strange person.” “Well, thanks for noticing.”
“I can tell that you think what you’re saying is funny, but… no.”
“I didn’t steal it. I permanently borrowed it.”
“I’m not shy. I’m just examining my prey.”
“If you pull out my earphones, I will pull out your lungs.”
“I don’t dislike you, I nothing you.”
“Are you crying? No, I’m impersonating a fountain.”
“Ah, he’s playing hard-to-get. That’s cute.”
“You’re kinda anti-social, you know that?”
“I feel like a freakin’ soccer mom.”
“My advice is much more subtle. Stop being an ass.”
“I’m just gonna pack up and go straight to hell now.”
“My ex? Yeah, I’d still hit that. Except this time it would be with a car or baseball bat.”
“She’s complicated like the DaVinci code, you know but harder to crack.”
“And just like everything else we do around here, it’s about to get weirder.”
“Such big evil in such a little thing.”
“Why do I still like you, knowing you’re a total asshole?”
“What does not kill you will likely try again.”
“Oh honey, I would but… I don’t want to.”
“And hello to you too… little homewrecker.”
“I’m gonna make you wish you were dead.”
“I don’t need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off.”
“What doesn’t kill me might make me kill you.”
“In another life, I think I was in a mental institution.”
“I’m not crazy. I’m just interesting.”
“Don’t make me pop your ten grand sand bags honey.”
“This is fun.” “Seriously, we’re trying to hide a body.”
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six months early for 2019 just to be sure
Heimdall is a SAINT.
Imagine being Heimdall and having a spirit so generous that you could sincerely say “welcome home” to the individual who once turned you into an icicle and is now showing up 15 minutes late without Starbucks to the apocalypse that he sort of started.
THANK YOU FOR THESE TAGS, @stuffimgoingtohellfor !!!!!
HDASFJHAVSDJH AAAAAAAAAAAAA
six months early for 2019 just to be sure
Thor: Loki no!!!!
Loki: Loki yes
Valkyrie: Loki no!
Loki: Loki yes
Odin: Loki no
Loki: Loki yes
Helmdal; Loki no
Loki: Loki yes
Thanos: Loki no
Loki: Loki yes
Stephen: Loki no
Loki: Loki yes
Groot: I am Groot!!!
Loki: Loki yes
Steve: Loki no
Loki: Loki yes
Tony: Loki no
Loki: Loki yes
Peter Q: Loki no
Loki: Loki yes
Peter P: Mister Loki, please, no
Loki: Mister Loki yes
Obama: Loki no
Loki: Loki yes
Frigga: *softly* Loki….
Loki: Loki no
MY FAVORITE VIDEO IS BACK
ITS BACK
Please tell me im not the only person who instantly imagines where i would be in any show/movie/book I watch or read.. like my brain auto turns it into a XReader fanfiction..
This is honestly why I started writing xreaders…