I don't know how you got here.

Haunting sighs and longing cries / Hide yourself from watching eyes / I'll run away just watch and see / I'll keep myself company /

[eyebird96-deactivated20201115]

Polaris, The star For Lapis 

[miscinsanity]

[somecleverreference]

I found a pun that works in both English and Spanish

Where do cats go when they die? Purrgatory.

¿De dónde van los gatos cuando mueren? Purgatorio.

[theload]

[waiting-unknown]

Dude it works also in Italian! ‘Dove vanno i gatti quando muoiono? Nel purGATTOrio’

[envahissantecapucine-deactivate]

could also work in french: “où vont les chats quand ils meurent? Au purCHATtoire”

[warning--known--fangirl]

The ultimate pun

[itsmealis]

IT ALSO WORKS IN PORTUGUESE

“Para onde os gatos vão quando morrem? Para o purGATOrio”

[thedinosaurprince]

WE HAVE ACHIEVED PEAK PUN

[learningtoacceptchange]

The pun heard ‘round the world. 

[sarakipin]

I love these Pearls! 

[renamok]

This woman confronts racism in the funniest way possible.

[sourcedumal]

This is beautiful

[marvelous-muffin]

Steven: Is that another Pearl? Who is she?

Pearl: Not all Pearls know each other, Steven.

Pearl (internally): Fucking banana-bread bitch thinks I forgot what she said at the Diamond Authority Christmas party ten thousand years ago well she and her fucking thigh-highs have another think coming I tell you what

[thegamefreaks]

It’s Dangerous To Go Alone

[elvishprincess-deactivated20190]

This warms my heart

[kingofooo]

concept drawing of Marceline’s mom from Everything Stays by writer/storyboard artist Hanna K Nyström

[theserpentempress]

i’m really glad “fight me” has replaced “sue me” in the common vernacular because i don’t have any money but i do have Fists and am always angry

[badficniverse]

From the fanfic “Pearl buys too much wine” 

[princessharumi]

Steven Universe Flower Crown Icons Part 2

Here’s the Homeworld icons ~ I also wanted to make one for Centipeetle and decided to add her here too c:

[ Crystal Gems ]

[lunahudson]

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[amazonca-archive-deactivated201]

[allaganprince]

gillfeesh:

pulling off a terrible pun but you’re still proud of it

[andrewlikeskittens]

There was this one time I was talking to a nurse and I asked her what the grossest thing she had ever done as a nurse. She thought about it for a second and told me “I once declared a man dead that didn’t have a head”. I told her that seemed like a no brainer. 

She laughed. 

[redmming-deactivated20151027]

[just-a-skinny-boy]

[jenwunhui]

Harry Potter as a teen comedy…

Now that was brilliant.

[nodaybuttodaytodefygravity]

Yes. Whoever did this is my favorite.

[zon-prins]

Hyrule’s winter breeze ♪