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huffylemon

look at this thang

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kushblazer666

lapiz-nomada

propalitet

fathers casually dropping the craziest lore of their lives in the middle of a conversation

revolutionarytea

My brother and I trying to piece together our dad’s life based on random info he casually brings up once and then never mentions again

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When my great grandpa was on his deathbed my grandpa (his son) was with him and says his last words were “I told them they shouldn’t have hanged that woman. Well by damn they’re paying now” and no one in my family knows what the fuck that means

bbcwhereareyou

My grandmother was harassing me about the dangers of online dating, and my grandpa was like, “Oh fer crying out loud, leave her alone. My parents met online, she’ll be fine.” Apparenly my great grandparents were both telegraph operators who would chat over the line in between messages and fell in love and my great grandma moved halfway across the country to marry a dude she met over the telegraph.

No one alive in the family had ever heard this story until like 70+ years later when I happened to start seeing a dude from OK Cupid.

as-seenon-tv

wake up babe, new tumblr icon just dropped and it actually FUCKS

everythingfox

Dogs playing a game. Rules are a mystery

picsthatmakeyougohmm

hmmm

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troutlawyer

Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post